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Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Canada
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Originally posted by terris
nick is an awesome stnad up, he tells jokes but he fucks them all up because he's dyslexic, most of the time he tells the punch line first
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the cum rag joke was funny.
sorry about the typo.
and uh... one day left of work for me. then it's off to try my hand and comdey!!!
wink
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Originally posted by apotatojudge
How about the (good ones) of us all save up money then all move out into a comedy-gold-house somewhere? And we can all live happily ever after.
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04-14-2005, 04:33 PM
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Soberish
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Location, Location
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hey guys, what i miss?
so mr. "Upchurch" are you down with Satan?
and if so, can he legally represent me in a script i've just made up where a little boy lives with two lesbians, where one's his biological mom and the other is just a hott slut, they have wild orgies, it's called "My 2 hott lesbian, dildo strappin, Moms"
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04-23-2005, 02:21 AM
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Spent Time in Jail With Lenny Bruce
Join Date: May 2004
Location: san antonio, texas.
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Guys, tell him I'LL be there. The only one worth listening/talking to in the conference calls.
Remember my sig?
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"your schoolgirl crush on a fictional character improv'd during a dvd commentary session is almost as adorable as it is depressing."
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04-23-2005, 03:02 AM
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spelling bee champ
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: tucson
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i remember something about it being a gigantic eyesore.
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04-23-2005, 06:39 AM
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slowly becoming a deuch
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Nascar track in the sky
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I had an idea for a sketch were the son of a homosexual couple is mentored by a right wing evangelical nut job and is being interviewed about him after he blows up a factory for non-christian children's books. He say "He was like a second father to me.....we'll a third I guess.........but he wasn't gay...(off camera ask an inaudible question)....Yes, he did touch me(sad look)".
I couldn't think of anywhere else to put it.
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04-23-2005, 07:48 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Canada
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Originally posted by ME!!!!
I couldn't think of anywhere else to put it.
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So you want to see that turned into a Powerloafing sketch?
also if the whole sketch is just a build up to someone admitting they were molested by a religious nut... it's not really a sketch.
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Originally posted by apotatojudge
How about the (good ones) of us all save up money then all move out into a comedy-gold-house somewhere? And we can all live happily ever after.
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04-24-2005, 01:54 PM
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slowly becoming a deuch
Join Date: Jan 2005
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Originally posted by agent_PUNT
So you want to see that turned into a Powerloafing sketch?
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I just didn't want to dig up the old Idea's thread.
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it's not really a sketch.
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And idea for a sketch, get it?
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04-24-2005, 04:27 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Canada
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sorry, what I meant to say was
"also if the whole IDEA FOR A sketch is just a build up to someone admitting they were molested by a religious nut... it's not really an IDEA FOR A sketch."
how's that?
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Originally posted by apotatojudge
How about the (good ones) of us all save up money then all move out into a comedy-gold-house somewhere? And we can all live happily ever after.
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04-24-2005, 07:58 PM
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slowly becoming a deuch
Join Date: Jan 2005
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It'd just be one joke of many. I haven't written the rest yet asshole!
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04-24-2005, 08:04 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2004
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Be careful writing an entire sketch around a joke. That's all I'll tell you.
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04-24-2005, 09:08 PM
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Never Heard The Spam Song
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: vancouver canada
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first off, what the fuck. I see a thread called power loafing and im thinking, finally! some hard core chest shiting action, so i get all set up here flick on the site and its just some guy in an office... not shiting...
i think thats called false advertising and its a sueable offence.
but seriously
funny stuff, cant wait to see more.
...perhaps well see some pooing aswell?
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my shoes hurt.
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05-04-2005, 05:33 AM
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slowly becoming a deuch
Join Date: Jan 2005
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Originally posted by fiftyfive
first off, what the fuck. I see a thread called power loafing and im thinking, finally! some hard core chest shiting action, so i get all set up here flick on the site and its just some guy in an office... not shiting...
i think thats called false advertising and its a sueable offence.
but seriously
funny stuff, cant wait to see more.
...perhaps well see some pooing aswell?
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That was as painful to read as a Jerry Seinfeild fan blog.
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05-04-2005, 06:36 AM
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Spent Time in Jail With Lenny Bruce
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Long Island
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What's the deal with false advertising?
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05-04-2005, 01:17 PM
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enjoys
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: south jersey
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i know, i think this thing actually made my penis smaller .
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05-04-2005, 03:35 PM
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spelling bee champ
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: tucson
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Originally posted by fritter
i know, i think this thing actually made my penis smaller .
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That's strange it made my clit enormous.
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05-04-2005, 05:21 PM
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