Private Messaging

[klaus_kinski]

I rarely get PMs on this board and began to wonder how often you guys send or receive private messages. I'm just curious and I don't know why.

[agent_PUNT]

infrequently,

[tjamick]

we're all part of the "super secret friends team" we not only send each other PM's constantly, but we also have communicator watches WITH VIDEO DISPLAY SCREENS!!!

[Stabby]

ill send you a pm klaus! i just dont want you to get all clingy and stuff cause i have to go to miami this weekend but i promise ill write you back later k dont lose touch!

[CptPlanet]

stabby what's your secret for getting the babes? i'm lonely and you had a gf not too long ago. what do you do? you have to act all cool or something. i don't know.

[klaus_kinski]

So I got all sorts of PMs as a result of my cry for help and I vowed to answer all of them. One PM only required a quick 1-word answer. So after I sent the quick answer, I went to send a quick reply to another message and got this:

Sorry! You cannot send that message at the moment because the administrator has specified that you may only send one message every 60 seconds.

It brought me back to earth and made me realize, yeah, I am just some faceless poster with too few posts to relish the sweet taste of Message Board Veteranism. I'm a nobody.

PSYSCHE! I rule! Your message board bonds won't keep me down ADMINISTRATORS!

[CptPlanet]

klaus can you answer my questions about how to lay down with the babes?

[agent_PUNT]

Originally posted by CptPlanet
klaus can you answer my questions about how to lay down with the babes?

well you didn't ask me... but I can't help but be nosy (I'm canadian!)

You're in school...so talk to girls.

The key is the old "Tao of Steve" rule.... you have to not WANT to have sex with them.

Just talk to them like they are a person, and not an object you desire.

Don't try too hard... and do the old "ask her questions that wont' get one word answers". Ask about things she is interested in.

Fucking relax, Think about it this way: When you are 75 years old, looking back over your whole life, will talking to some girl when you were 22 really be a big deal? No. Most likely, in a few weeks, you'll be looking back and realize it wasn't a big deal.

Stop putting up walls in your head. just relax and be yourself.

(ps, I get pussy, whether you believe it or not, I get pussy. And I'm canadian!)

[CptPlanet]

If I'm alone and full of cancer when I'm 75, I'll be looking back on every single thing I ever did and regretting it. I also have trouble finding socially acceptable topics to talk about with girls because I've hung out with friends that have the most tasteless sense of humor imaginable.

People are always like "be funny, chicks like that", but they want the whole "Hey! Did you see survivor last week?" funny than "What's the difference between a shemale and a faggot? I wouldn't suck a faggot's dick." funny.

Okay that's all the self loathing I can muster for now.

[terris]

tell them you're canadian it seems to work for me and punty

[agent_PUNT]

CPT: my advice still stands. If you have to stay positive. If you give off depressing vibes than it won't happen.

I promise that as soon as you stop worrying about it, it will happen naturally. You have to take care of yourself before you can take care of another person.

Cheer up and take a walk.


You're a good kid, just stay cool.

and floss. dear god man, floss.