Water Cooler.

[apotatojudge]

Hey, guys I was watching the news with Bill Maher last night and apparently George W. Bush had to go to rehab last week. Not for drinking or coccaine, but because he's a terrible president.

Also, it was reported on the Ten O'clock News with Jon Stewart that Paris Hilton just got married to a Fendi purse. How can Bush not allow gay marriage but allow this?


One more thing, what's up with Laser from Action Six News? He's a real dick.

[CptPlanet]

I'm no skydiver but I think that those news stories might just be jokes.

[apotatojudge]

Uh-oh, guys!!

[tjamick]

i heard that john kerry is actually frankenstiens monster, and that edwards IS A ZOMBIE!!!

[apotatojudge]

AND I heard something about how if Kerry was the president all he'd want to do is go to the beach (like on vacation) because he LOVES to wear FLIPFLOPS!

I don't think that'd make a good president, guys! Always on vacation?!?

[tjamick]

reportedly he loves to kill babies as well

[3v3+Z]

Originally posted by apotatojudge
...he LOVES to wear FLIPFLOPS!
You mean THONGS? http://www.tribes3.org/forums/images/smilies/puke.gif

[apotatojudge]

probably, since he's totally nice to all those gay queers.

[agent_PUNT]

Kerry only went to Vietnam because he knew it would help his political career.

I think that's the same reason all those black 17 year olds went too.

[Stabby]

Have you guys heard the one about John Kerry and John Edwards about how they might be sodomities? haha that one kills me cause you know what i mean. have you SEEN those guys? kinda stand pretty close ? creepy.

[Poocanoe]

Wasn't Laser one of the gladiators on "American Gladiators"?

It's a shame to think that Paris Hilton might be THE philosopher of our time




:cool:

[CptPlanet]

Originally posted by agent_PUNT
Kerry only went to Vietnam because he knew it would help his political career.

I think that's the same reason all those black 17 year olds went too.

for the record this was a laurence fishburne/apocalypse now reference right?

[agent_PUNT]

it was an overall political statement.

But if I need to have a celebrity sponsor for my posts, I guess I could do alot worse than Lizzle -Fishbizzle..

[CptPlanet]

I only brought it up because of the interesting little bit of movie trivia that Laurence Fishburne got his role in Apocalypse Now by lying about his age. He was only 17 when he did the movie. THE MORE YOU KNOW

[agent_PUNT]

I didn't know there was an age limit

[CptPlanet]

Had to do with child labor laws I believe.

[apotatojudge]

Looking back on it, we're all a bunch of goddamn jackasses. Who knew?


Also, I had to seacrh for this 'cause I'm sueing TJ for using one of my 'jokez' on aspecialthing without my goddamn permission.

[tjamick]

what joke did i steal from you?

[CptPlanet]

what do you get when you cross open-toed footwear with democrats?

[tjamick]

JOHN KERRY!!!!!

[5InchTaint]

Oh my God, I just heard that Kerry lost the election! Rumor has it that it was the above mentioned 'flip-flop' joke that did him in.

[CptPlanet]

i was talking about stilettos though :(

[5InchTaint]

I thought the punch line should have been THONG Kerry, get it? O.K. that sucked.

[Sandy]

Originally posted by 5InchTaint
I thought the punch line should have been THONG Kerry, get it? O.K. that sucked.

...more like "THONG" Cehney!

:D

[kidasa]

pee pee poo poo doody.

[agent_PUNT]

Sorry, maybe everyone already heard this...

But I just found out that "Iraq" is actually arabic for "Vietnam".

To me that is really fucking spooky.

Thanks.

[Willard Scott]

Hey, I don't know if you guys have heard, but Anson Williams got paid around 250 THOUSAND smackeroonies of tax payer money to promote "no child left behind"!
http://www.sitcomsonline.com/photopost/data/940/16007Anson_Williams.png
Oh, Potsie...