New Moderators at BUTM??

[Mr.Admin]

tjamick & agent_PUNT are now helping moderate. Welcome to the team, prepare to get made fun of and picked on even more than usual. :)

[agent_PUNT]

I'd like to thank you for this opportunity.

Please note all posts must now be written in both official Canadian languages.


(except this one, because I tried to translate it and I couldn't)

p.s. no fatties.

[klaus_kinski]

I am wicked jealous. Power is everything.

[agent_PUNT]

consider me your personal puppet.

except I don't really have any power.

I will however put this on my resume.

Klaus I'm using you as my reference.

[CptPlanet]

tjamick doesn't post here any more. why not use me instead? :)

[CptPlanet]

I'm being serious Mr. Admin I've given your exciting internet community the best years of my life! And for what? FOR WHAT?

I think I'd really be good for this place. Me and PUNT could really take out the trash. And we would high five each other after a job well done and end the day sipping margaritas in the sunset while the seagulls cawed us to sleep.

[klaus_kinski]

If I was moderator, I'd suspend CptPlanet one week for being too needy

[tjamick]

i still post here, just not much. i got a new job and dont have much time to post.

[CptPlanet]

I WANT MY RIGHTS GODDAMMIT!

[CptPlanet]

Originally posted by klaus_kinski
If I was moderator, I'd suspend CptPlanet one week for being too needy

After the coup, I'm going to build a pyramid of skulls outside my castle walls, and yours will be at the top you treacherous knave!

[terris]

congrats boys

[Tommy]

Wait a second TJ...

So, you're not posting was like an "Everybody Loves Raymond" contract negotiation? You were not showing up to post in order to fufill your demands of being a moderator.

Sell-out!

(Buy Nike!)

[3v3+Z]

Originally posted by CptPlanet
Me and PUNT could really take out the trash.
You mean the kind of trash that would chase away any female who tries to post here by telling her to show her tits?

[CptPlanet]

Originally posted by 3v3+Z
You mean the kind of trash that would chase away any female who tries to post here by telling her to show her tits?

That's a little thing called "separating the wheat from the chaff". It ensures that the bitchy chicks get lost and the cool ones hang around to find out what we're all about at BUTM.

I don't expect you to know much about it because you'd make a terrible moderator which is why I'm not posting in this thread saying "Make Steve a moderator please."

[3v3+Z]

It certainly separates the chicks from the guys, but not so much wheat from chaff. If the so-called "bitchy chicks" don't already get what we're about when they register, they'll figure it out soon enough.

[fyrewalmeltdown]

I recently had a long AIM conversation with CaptPlanet. I came away with two things.

1. He is quick to anger, and therefore not moderator material.

2. He only acts like he is gay, when confronted with real gay porn, he will just block you and that is it.

[CptPlanet]

hellfire awaits you sodomite

[3v3+Z]

Wow! I see what you mean, FWMD.

[tjamick]

"and god said that he will rain thunder upon those men who eat the ass of another man."
Bible, 2:31

[CptPlanet]

Originally posted by 3v3+Z
It certainly separates the chicks from the guys, but not so much wheat from chaff. If the so-called "bitchy chicks" don't already get what we're about when they register, they'll figure it out soon enough.

they'll figure out that i like tits is what they'll figure out.

[fyrewalmeltdown]

Captain Planet he's our hero,
Gonna take pollution down to zero!
He's our powers magnified,
And he's fighting on the planets side!

Captain Planet, he's our hero,
Gonna take pollution down to zero!
Gonna help him put us under,
Bad guys who like to loot and plunder!

"You'll pay for this Captain Planet!"

(chanting)
We're the planeteers,
You can be one too!
'Cause saving our planet is the thing to do,
Looting and polluting is not the way,
Hear what Captain Planet has to say:

"THE POWER IS YOURS!!"




(I always secretly wished I was wheeler)

[3v3+Z]

Originally posted by CptPlanet
they'll figure out that i like tits is what they'll figure out.
Believe it or not, it kind of goes without saying that guys like tits. Unless, of course, their avatar strongly implies that they're gay. That's not a criticism of your avatar. Just an observation.

[Pali]

Since when does being a fag automatically imply being gay?

[fyrewalmeltdown]

Originally posted by Pali
Since when does being a fag automatically imply being gay?

Since when does being a racist automatically imply being from alabama?

I dunno, it just does.

[CptPlanet]

Originally posted by 3v3+Z
Believe it or not, it kind of goes without saying that guys like tits. Unless, of course, their avatar strongly implies that they're gay. That's not a criticism of your avatar. Just an observation.

Women are dim, witless animals with only the haziest perception of their surroundings. Most of them would be lucky to even find their own tits with an annotated anatomy book, much less figure out how delicious they are to members of the opposite sex. I know that sounds misogynistic, but think about it. If women are as smart as you seem to think they are, how come they can't figure out how to become the president? Even Abraham Lincoln could do that, and he was over six feet tall. Just food for thought.

I know that you're trying to help me here, and I'd like to consider you a friend, but I really think you're doing more harm than good for my campaign to become a moderator. It's nothing personal Steve, I just think that most people will misconstrue your arguments and get the idea that you're against me being a moderator. That's the way politics work. They don't make a whole lot of sense, but it's all we've got.

[agent_PUNT]

hey Steve I found this "Become a Moderator For Free" button the one of my secret menus... did you want me to hook you up?

Hey Cpt, sorry you were saying something about women being stupid? continue....

[Pali]

Women's rights are great. So long as I don't have to hold doors open for them and tosh like that anymore. And that whole 'no hitting' shit.

To celebrate Punt and Teej becoming mods, I ripped some audio from my Brass Eye DVD. I hate to say it, but I may like this show more than Mr. Show. Only just, though. Congratularations!

[Pali]

I bet Punt gets all pissy cause I'm going off topic. Fucker.

[apotatojudge]

Don't listen to him; it sounds funny.

[agent_PUNT]

Originally posted by Pali
I bet Punt gets all pissy cause I'm going off topic. Fucker.

I only care about that shit when you ruin a good running thread with bullshit.

This thread had run its course, so by all means, talk about your weird show all you want.

But how can it be better than Mr. Show if it can only be enjoyed by a handful of people on some weird island in the middle of the ocean?

I showed Mr. Show to my cousin Zouplong, who was raised in the Choin-Choin valley (just south-east of Myn-op-myn village in the Northern region of the former Republic of Tenarii, now known as Africa-part III)... anyways, my cousin Zouplong loved the Mr. Show.

Atleast I think he loved it.

NOW THAT IS CALLED GETTING OFF TOPIC!

[Pali]

Ah come on!

"What if a madman broke in here with a machine gun and shot you to pieces? Anyone yawning would get your blood in their mouth."

Now that's brilliance if you ask me. And yeah I know, it was probably wrong of me to say it's better than Mr. Show. You can't compare the shows anyway. But there's so little in the way of great comedy made in britain these days, I have to support Morris.

[5InchTaint]

I didn't see Morris' stuff until just recently but it's fucking hilarious. Brass Eye is really good but I think I like Jam even more. It's completely insane, I love it. Especially the doctor bits.

[CptPlanet]

Morris is the man.