Be in a movie with Adam Sandler and Chris Rock

[Dante]

Come be a part of Movie History! You can be in a movie.

We need actors to fill the stands of a football stadium for the filming of the movie THE LONGEST YARD.

Starring

Adam Sandler, The Star of the Picture: Paul 'Wrecking' Crewe.
Burt Reynolds: The Convicts Coach.
Chris Rock: The 'Caretaker'. You need it, he's got it.
James Cromwell: The Prison Warden.
Rap Star Nelly: Prisoner Running Back with NFL star Michael Irvin.


Stone Cold" Steve Austin - Bill Romanowski - Bill "Eric Extreme" Goldberg
Michael Irvin - Kevin ''Diesel'' Nash - Tracy Morgan - Brian Bosworth - Bob Sapp
Nicholas Turturro - Terry Crews - Joey Diaz - William Fichtner

Plus (of course) the Transvestite Prison Cheerleaders
Who will be cheering on all the action in these scenes.

We need tons of people. It is a fun day. There is no pay, but You will be provided food and drink all day. We are also giving away lots of prizes including Tv's, DVDs, boomboxes,Cds and tons more. Also we will give away a movies used police car!! And you get to say you were in the movie. Also many times on movie sets they need people to work directly with the stars and pull them from the stands!

The dates are Sept. 16, 28, 30 and Oct 2nd. From about 8am til 5pm
And will film at El Camino College in Torrance California

To sign up or for more info go to www.beinamovie.com YOU MUST TELL THEM DANTE SENT YOU!

If you have a large group or Charity there are extra benifits.

[tjamick]

just the other day i thought to myself "i wonder when dante's gonna come and post again and inform us about the opportunity to be extra's in the water boy 2"
so dante, hows the method and red movie going?
thats great.
you're a star now and i hope you forever shine brightly.


oh shit, this means we have to go and delete all of our posts because we KNOW he'll steal them.

[tjamick]

i didnt realise my avatar was so cool

[tjamick]

use that. it should work

[tjamick]

you are. your like a butm version of james dean.

[tjamick]

but not gay (i dont think)

[Dante]

What did you mean I steal????????????????????????????????????

[3v3+Z]

Originally posted by Dante
What did you mean I steal????????????????????????????????????
That was future-tense semi-facetious paranoia, not past-tense accusatory bitterness. We've been talking about being reluctant to post our genius ideas here because we got a hot tip that Robin Williams might be lurking. That's why none of us have posted anything funny in about a month.

I hope I'm not putting words in TJ's mouth. I just wanted to make sure that got cleared up as quickly as possible.

Everything's cool, Dante.

[Dante]

I was like whoa, Ive never been called a thief. OK sorry. and Great.

[CptPlanet]

Originally posted by Dante
What did you mean I steal????????????????????????????????????

steal this:

what do you get when you cut a baby with razorblades?
an erection.

[tjamick]

you can have this one too:
why didn't hitler have an herb garden?
because he was to busy killing jews!

[apotatojudge]

And this one:

What do you say when you see a black man walking holding a television set?
"Hey, can I have that back?"

This also works if you exchange "black" with "mexican" and "television set" with "VCR."

Get it 'cause minorities like to steal things?

[jjill]

DANTE you sound familiar...were you recently recruiting extras in Alabama? No, I'm serious...

[CptPlanet]

Originally posted by jjill
DANTE you sound familiar...were you recently recruiting extras in Alabama? No, I'm serious...

hey are you a girl if so show us your tits thanks

[RizzleMcIzzle]

So now that this movie's almost out or something...

BUMP.

[Rabot]

Oh man I can't wait!

oh and I've been inspired...

How long does it take a baby to explode in the microwave?

I forgot, I was too busy masterbating.

[CptPlanet]

how can you joke about hurting a child you monster