The Jackie Show

[maxwell]

So anyway, the rumour WILL BE that

there is a spinoff to That 70s Show featuring net hottie Mila Kunis -- just her character in new episodes beyond the 70s with lots of flashbacks to the old show, produced by FOX. That's the rumour that's gonna start, because that's what I am producing independently with a couple of vcrs ducttaped together, weak library computers and a handful of original ideas. I am planting these video seeds all over the 'net -- but i did such a good job of editing old eps of that seventies show that people will think that it was done by Fox. No chance. That 7os show is over.

I guess I just thought Mila Kunis was cute enough that I could max out on video editing on the fly by creating it -- and cutting out whenever Jackie wasn't on screen.

i made a funny show funnier, and that's why I can't get work in the industry. Too good. Same thing happened to Margaret Cho for years. they won't queer ME, though.

Back to you, stewbeef.

[maxwell]

she can't really be THAT bad of an actor. a challenging role. as a director i would say that i hope she finds more parts that help her broaden her range as a performer but "Jackie Burkhart" was a challenging role with a lot of nuance.

it takes brains to be funny. just like it takes rhythm to play drums in a real-ass no-shit jazz ensemble -- a dumb actor with no skills will quickly trip up the whole ensemble. if she was a slouch in the skills department she would have been OFF of that successful ensemble -- Kutcher and Grace would have had brief talks with the directors, she's out, we rewrite, no problem...


...PROVING that Mila Kunis is a decent actor as well as a lovely model who is biding her time, rather than being over saturated by the industry with shit roles that don't feature her skills as an actor, just her booty. Like Denise Richards, who showed POTENTIAL AS AN ACTOR in Starship Troopers (a turkey) but what did the industry do? They treated her like a camwhore. She never got roles that broadened her as an actor and now people are spending more time laughing AT poor Ms. Richards than with her. Shows that it takes a lot to have a career in this industry -- skill at performance, looks -- AND the ability to discern and refuse parts that are exploitative and beneath one.

No doubt Kunis has been offered all sorts of shitty opportunities to look like a camwhore since That Seventies Show went into eternal syndication -- no doubt. But -- while the equally versatile Laura Prepon has been seen in quite a few ventures -- from Mila Kunis, next to nothing.


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and so it goes. and so it is! also - i am -- believe me -- not in any way 'embedding' ms kunis. yeah, i know you're an alternative comic. so am i. so's george w. bush. anyway this is just a video to show people who have not viewed the AWE and MYSTERY that is "that 70's show" just what I mean.



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