Best Movie, Ever!

[apotatojudge]

Please watch this movie.
It's awesome.

Two years ago we told an exchange student that this film keeps winning the Academy Award for best picture, four years and running!

http://videodetective.com/home.asp?PublishedID=266751


Watch it for the great tunes,
or the awesome fuckin' action, man.

It's ultimately a story of faith.

If anything, watch it to hear the actor with the speech impediment say, "I'm Jack Fwetcher, I'm a pirate."

[apotatojudge]

You've obviously never seen the movie.

I mean film.

You've got an Asian man's penis!

[apotatojudge]

Right now I'm bleeding.

[Treebeard]

did you mean that like this:

right now, I'm bleeding (we can fuck right now since I'm bleeding)

or like this:

right now I'm bleeding (we will have to wait since I am bleeding at the moment)

whichever one you meant is cool and is also the one I took it as.

[apotatojudge]

Either or.

[Treebeard]

okay thats what i thought

[apotatojudge]

Why you gotta be all up in my fuckin' grill?

[CptPlanet]

sbj loves me most of all, dirtshirts!

[Treebeard]

That's where you're wrong, cptplanet. she's all over my shit now and there ain't no turning back.

once you go tree, you're never set free

[apotatojudge]

Maybe if your name was Wormtounge (hardass!) or Tom Bombadil (hippy!), Treebeard.

But you're Treebeard.

Those fuckers really pissed me off.

So, I ain't all up in your shit. I'll let you know.


This was actually just an excuse for me to talk about reading.
I mean books.

[Pali]

Well currently I'm reading The First Circle by Alexander Solzhenitsyn, it's a really interesting book to tell people you're reading on internet forums.

[CptPlanet]

see she loves me most of all

[AndersLevant]

Infinite Jest
JR
A Confederacy of Dunces
The Tin Drum
Gravity's Rainbow
One Hundred Years of Solitude
Broom of the System
V.
East of Eden
Love in the Time of Cholera
The Grapes of Wrath
You Bright and Risen Angels
The Great Gatsby
Midnight's Children
You Shall Know Our Velocity
Everything is Illuminated
White Teeth
Heart of Darkness
The Winter of Our Discontent
Animal Farm
Crime and Punishment
Out of the Silent Planet
Where the Red Fern Grows

My top twenty books. Actually, it's probably over twenty, but I don't feel like counting, and they are roughly in order, beginning with DFW's masterwork of the English language and ending with Wilson Rawls' tale of a young boy and his two hunting dogs.

[apotatojudge]

I hate Scientologists more than I hate Christians, I think.


I'll let you all know for sure at a later date.

[CptPlanet]

Scientologists are at the stage right now where they're still a joke. Christianity is actually an evil that threatens to consume all of humanity.

If Scientology had the kind of numbers that Christianity had, then it would be time to poop in our pants.

[Tommy]

I'll let you all know for sure at a later date. [/B]
Yes! We're all going on a date with Julie!

I won't read into this too much though...

[AndersLevant]

Now they need to get started on the hatred that those crazy Jews are so great at inspiring. Do you ever wonder how they do it? Do you think it's mostly the money-grubbing or the penny-pinching?

[CptPlanet]

it's the zionism and the shadow governments most likely.

[AndersLevant]

Plus, the Scientologists didn't kill Christ. Or at least there's no proof yet that they did.