I've Made A Huge Mistake - Graham Norton Effect

[Tommy]

Well... do you know how stupid I am? (pause for you to say, "How stupid are you, Tommy?")

I have tickets to see Graham Norton Effect this Tuesday. I was going to stay home and stick my tongue in my fan, but I decided that this would be just as equally painful, and I could get out of my house.

So Julie... you busy Tuesday? :cool:

[tjamick]

he's like a prop comic that can't even make his own props.
well actually, thats exactly what he is + euro-trash

[agent_PUNT]

New rule: No more starting threads to hit on Julie. Arrgh. Are you Mr. Show fans or retarded pimple faced shit stains???

[Tommy]

Umm.... little bit of both?

[Pali]

You tell em Punt!

Anyone posts anything of that nature again and I'll get my country to nuke your country.

[apotatojudge]

I'd rather listen to the death rattle of my only born child.

[Tommy]

The point is... I'm not sure why I actually went to the trouble of sending e-mails, making phone calls and planning my night around seeing this Euro-Wack-Job play with his Mac (Oh, common... Apple Sooo Sucks!) and talk to B- clebs.

Inviting Julie was supposed to be subtle, and not the point of the topic. Here forward, I will cease my pointless banter.

(In other words... I stink.)

[tjamick]

you should be flattered bitch.


how about this.

hey julie, in september the mr. show season 4 AND arrested development dvd's come out. i'll buy them and we can watch them and when you get all hot from that guy you like i'll put the moves on you, but you'll push me away so i'll go and cry/masturbate in the corner?

[Tommy]

http://pinokochiko.fc2web.com//temp/make/photo/jyoi1.jpg

[Tommy]

This just cracked me up... ain't I silly?

http://pinokochiko.fc2web.com//temp/make/photo/kometto22.jpg http://pinokochiko.fc2web.com//temp/make/photo/kometto.jpg

Aren't the chinese silly? Just like how they pee in coke!

[tjamick]

stop stealing my stuff.
i mean it
cut it out.

[tjamick]

oh, no, you upset michiele!!!

[apotatojudge]

What...
the...
fuck...
is going on?


I recall that episode with Joey holding the tape.
The Tanners were trying to teach Joey a lesson about gambling.
Only, he taught them a lesson.


TJamick, ow about we skip the middle man (you) and I buy the Mr. Show Season Four and Arrested Development and I masturbate to Jason Bateman?

[AndersLevant]

SBJ, before you start, at least alert the board, so TJ can join you in spirit and a rousing competition of simultaneous cross-country masturbation.

[3v3+Z]

Firstly, I think of Macs like I think of Democrats: They're AWFUL! I can't STAND them! But at least they're not Republicans!

Another parallel firstly, I don't understand what exactly ... happened Norton-wise. Did you go through all the trouble of getting the tickets and making the arangements and so forth BEFORE you ever saw him or his show? Or did you see the show on TV, make arrangements to see it live, then come to your senses?

And if I may be permitted to tack on one more parallel first point, Graham Norton looks like a giant dwarf. I apologize if someone else has already said that. I know there was another thread about this guy, but I didn't read through it all. I just know that every time I see him, I expect to see his head on a dwarf body. I'm genuinely sorry to shallowly attack someone's physical appearance, but I just can't shake that image.

And leastly but not firstly (finally) you should represent The BUTM Community by wearing a "Kill-a-Graham" t-shirt! Make sure you get on camera!

[Tommy]

Originally posted by apotatojudge
TJamick, ow about we skip the middle man (you) and I buy the Mr. Show Season Four and Arrested Development and I masturbate to Jason Bateman?
The imagery alone on that one made me wet myself...

No, but seriously... I wack to Maeby. Sure she's young, but hey... okay, I have nothing, I'm just sick.

- Rand McPherson

[Tommy]

Originally posted by 3v3+Z
Did you go through all the trouble of getting the tickets and making the arangements and so forth BEFORE you ever saw him or his show? Or did you see the show on TV, make arrangements to see it live, then come to your senses?

And leastly but not firstly (finally) you should represent The BUTM Community by wearing a "Kill-a-Graham" t-shirt! Make sure you get on camera!
Since I live in New York, me and my friends realized we can just go out and have a good (free) time by seeing TV shows after work. So, we saw Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn and my friend and I both thought he was actually, sort of funny... (please, save all rebuttals for later)

So, since his show is in NY too, we figured we'd get tickets. Then, I get an e-mail asking that me and my party send pictures of our "Ohhh" faces, because they're going to do a bit with it on TV.

I started thinking about how they'd execute that bit, and my thrill started dropping... this after when booking the show, they ask among the questions, "Name, Phone Number, Are You British?".

Welp... at least it's not The View (even though that would probably be funnier.

Since I've been posting here a lot in the past few days, I would wear a shirt if I could of got it in time... but I can't wear white. It distracts Norton and draws away from his flaming homosexuality.

- James 'Droz' Andrews

[apotatojudge]

Originally posted by Tommy
Since I live in New York, me and my friends realized we can just go out and have a good (free) time by seeing TV shows

Why don't you go see Dennis Miller and get PAID to see it?

[3v3+Z]

Is that true?

[Tommy]

...because it's Dennis Miller (the king of references).

That tennis player guy on CNBC gives you food for coming to his show... homeless people, take note.

- Vinnie Delpino

(EDIT: His name is John McEnroe. Please, check this out... very funny -- http://www.mcenroeshow.com )

[Treebeard]

I am interested julie masturbating. please provide more details ASAP.

[3v3+Z]

I think the proper nonexistent word you're searching for is anticlimacticism. "anticlimaticysm" would mean you were against the climate. IF it existed.

[tjamick]

Originally posted by Tommy
The imagery alone on that one made me wet myself...

No, but seriously... I wack to Maeby. Sure she's young, but hey... okay, I have nothing, I'm just sick.

- Rand McPherson

dude, thats gross. i'm like only 2 or 3 years older then her and i think thats still too young.

[Tommy]

Originally posted by tjamick
dude, thats gross. i'm like only 2 or 3 years older then her and i think thats still too young.
Let's just call it a poor attempt to make a joke, and call it a night.

Stop... Really... Tomatos...? No! NO!!!!

[tjamick]

ok. a few months ago there were 5 threads on imdb's AD page all about that and i thought that maybe* one of them may have slipped out and reached this site.



*dont even try to make a joke about the "pun" if you could call it that. you'll just embarass your self. much like what i do with my spelling.




oh, and for julie's birthday, i say we, as a group, send her a special edition DVD of teenwolf 2

[Treebeard]

Originally posted by tjamick oh, and for julie's birthday, i say we, as a group, send her a special edition DVD of teenwolf 2 [/B]

i'm in

[Tommy]

I've sparked a serious tone on the board...

My appologizes. I just post the first thought that comes to mind.

::stands on milk crate::
"I am not a child molester. The only time I had sex with a 14 year old, was when I was 15 (and yes, even that was wrong). I am sorry and I am ripping up my NAMBLA membership card as we speak."

Again, sorry... and I hope I'll never make a fool of myself here again.

- Billy Dee Williams

[RizzleMcIzzle]

You will. It's inevitable for all of us. You can only go so many post without looking like an ass.... or putting your hand up one.

[CptPlanet]

Wait we're not allowed to want to fuck Maeby?

[Tommy]

So... now I'm 1 for 31 (or 32 now)?

[tjamick]

Originally posted by CptPlanet
Wait we're not allowed to want to fuck Maeby?

it's okay for you because you have so many posts.

[Tommy]

...I've made a huge mistake...

[Tommy]

When I went to camp, we used to call it arts and farts and crafts. I remember going to sleepaway camp and saying sticks and stones may break my bones, and meaning it. I went to camp so long ago, fucking Jesus Christ was my counselor.

- Alan Shemper

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[CptPlanet]

Originally posted by Tommy
When I went to camp, we used to call it arts and farts and crafts. I remember going to sleepaway camp and saying sticks and stones may break my bones, and meaning it. I went to camp so long ago, fucking Jesus Christ was my counselor.

- Alan Shemper

(END TRANSMISSION

quit putting stupid names of obscure minor celebrities and cnn footnotes at the end of your posts too. that's totally not quality, and i know quality, because i have a lot of posts.

[Tommy]

Well, I killed the whole mood of the forum.

I thought the whole "minor celebrity" thing was my trademark... and I tried throwing that last post up there to end a topic gone wrong... I guess I was wrong... yet again...

2/33

- Dan Lauria

[CptPlanet]

Fucking asses is the homosexual trademark maybe you should try that you fag.

[Tommy]

©

[3v3+Z]

Quit fucking with my new best friend Tommy or he won't print out my cool new picture onto a t-shirt transfer (backwards, don't forget) so he can wear it on "The Graham Norton Effect" and talk up our little community on a national television program watched by people with poor taste in comedy!

(I had to shrinky-dink it in order to conform to file size restrictions, but I've still got the FULL SIZE version, if you're interested.)

[tjamick]

add a site logo and my avatar to that and you're in bussiness

[Treebeard]

you should add my avatar too. and yours. and everyone elses.

[CptPlanet]

Originally posted by Tommy
©

Chill brah it's just horsefoolery.

[tjamick]

no. just mine.

[CptPlanet]

PUT MINE IN! I WANT TO BE THE WINNER OF INTERNET POPULARITY CONTEST!

[3v3+Z]

I just used my STEEV-O™ mask. Das it.

[Treebeard]

this is best

[CptPlanet]

This thread has run it's course. Someone start another one.

EDIT: Spoke too soon.

[Tommy]

I'm Done.

[3v3+Z]

One time I watched "The Brady Bunch" on acid and it looked A LOT like that picture.

[Tommy]

So... can I come back into the tree-house now? Or am I still exiled?

[3v3+Z]

That's amazing how you managed to keep that perfectly square and un-wrinkled on your t-shirt. Also, you shouldn't wear white to the show. I forgot why though.

[tjamick]

too much glare. the camera's they use are very sensitive to white.

[Tommy]

I use starch.

I would wear a shirt if I could of got it in time... but I can't wear white. It distracts Norton and draws away from his flaming homosexuality.

So, no... I can't wear the shirt. But... I could wear it under a dark shirt, then rip both off in the middle of the show and spin them around like a helicopter.

Oh... wait... Norton might like that? Well... I'll take one for the team, as long as I'm allowed to hang with the cool kids again.

I hate being picked last...

[tjamick]

the only way to get out of your grounding would be to wear a black shirt with "WWW.BLOWUPTHEMOON.COM" writen in white out.

[3v3+Z]

I still wanna know what would happen if you white-ballanced a camera on something black and black-ballanced it on something white. Any A/V geeks out there?

Just don't use that gaudy, blasphemous bastardization of my original vision, Mr. Tankengine! Keep it PURE, like the white race.

[tjamick]

Originally posted by 3v3+Z
I still wanna know what would happen if you white-ballanced a camera on something black and black-ballanced it on something white. Any A/V geeks out there?



the objects would gain glare and become grey.

[3v3+Z]

But would it look kickass?

[tjamick]

i'm not an A/V nerd, but i do alot of weird filming, so i know about some of these things. and yes, it looks very cool if done with proper lighting and at the right angle.

[CptPlanet]

Is that what they do in expensive porn to give cumshot vids that artsy flare?

[tjamick]

thats done in post editing, or "post" as us hollywood people call it.

[3v3+Z]

Jesus H. Garcia! Stop going off topic! Who the fuck brought this up, anyway?

[tjamick]

thats how you kill a thread.

[CptPlanet]

does anyone like boards of canada? i think they're pretty swell if you're into ambient.

[Treebeard]

Originally posted in CptPlanet signature
My dick has inches like Atticus has Finches [/B]

Didn't Atticus only have like two kids (Scout and Jem)? Wouldn't this imply that your penis is only two inches long?

[CptPlanet]

Originally posted by Treebeard
Didn't Atticus only have like two kids (Scout and Jem)? Wouldn't this imply that your penis is only two inches long?

quit derailing this thread ya noodlebrain!

[apotatojudge]

Originally posted by CptPlanet
quit derailing this thread ya noodlebrain!

Why are you avoiding the question?

[CptPlanet]

Originally posted by apotatojudge
Why are you avoiding the question?

Don't worry Julie. If it's not big enough for you I can just fuck you with the barrel of my sniper rifle. You're probably into shit like that too you fucking trick.

[3v3+Z]

http://www.storm.saltire.org/photogallery/images/well.brickhurst.jpg

[Tommy]

The show sucked.

[3v3+Z]

Noooooooooooo...












So should I even bother asking what he thought of the shirt? Yeah, that's what I thought, pussy.

[CptPlanet]

I just got that picture of the well, like you were asking him "Well?"

I like that.

[Treebeard]

Originally posted by CptPlanet
I just got that picture of the well, like you were asking him "Well?"

I like that.

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh. I didn't have a clue what was going on up there.