Crazy Religious Beliefs

[tjamick]

i found these (http://www.chick.com/catalog/videos/LOTW.asp#clips) kick ass christian propaganda videos.

[AndersLevant]

Hey, TJ, I've got to thank you. All do to your efforts and those 350 righteously amazing oil paintings, I am now on my way to Heaven. I'll see all you heathens in Hell!

[tjamick]

doing the lords work my friend, we're just doing the lords work.


this is kind of related, but i was at jesusdressup.com (what WOULDNT Jesus do) and clicked on the link to buy one and at the bottom of the page they had pictures of celebrities who has bought them and david cross was one of them.

[Pali]

Jeeesus..he looks like some sort of Jewish demon in that picture.

[tjamick]

you could simpily say "jew"

[tjamick]

its hard to tell, but that thing on his forehead is supposed to be one of those jewish throwing stars and a dollah bill sign.

[Pali]

Major deja vu, but my mum (that's right motherfuckers, you heard me) actually just handed me a propoganda leaflet for our local church to fill in!

She wants me to explain on it why I stopped going to church (when I was 12) and what they need to do to keep young people to continue suckling from the roman catholic tit into adulthood. My response: free drugs and prostitutes!

Why don't you have a go?

Invite Jesus into your life. (http://homepage.ntlworld.com/nutwoods/invite%20jesus.jpg)

Go on! It's great! (http://homepage.ntlworld.com/nutwoods/go%20on.jpg)

I would be more than happy to hand your responses to the church myself. Seriously.

[tjamick]

be honest. tell them about you being sucked into a cult where we worship a jew and an athiest.

[AndersLevant]

I stopped going to church when my parents stopped making me, which I believe was in fourth grade. But I do spend a lot of time watching televangelists on TV. My favorites are the guy from Lakewood Church -- which is in Houston, which is where I went to high school -- Jack van Impe (and his wife) and that dude with the totally messed up face.

[Pali]

I lost all faith in the church when I found out that the body of christ didn't taste like white chocolate.

[tjamick]

the last time i went (minus the occasional funeral and going to make fun of church dwellers) the last time i went i was around 7. they fed us a whole bunch of shit about mini-devils and angels fighting them, and on the ride home i was making fun of the guy and how ridiculous the sermon was and my parents sided with me. none of us have been back since.

[Treebeard]

My parents are awesome. They never made me go to church, so I never went.The weird thing that came out of it was that I considered myself a christian and believed in god and all that shit until I was like 15. I don't know why. Perhpas I'll die.

[agent_PUNT]

Originally posted by Pali
I lost all faith in the church when I found out that the body of christ didn't taste like white chocolate.

But his cum DOES taste like Almonds (Matthew 16:8).

I can't wait til I get to hell and Satan pats me on the back for being so fucking awesome.

you too Pali, good show.

[CptPlanet]

My parents never made me go to church at all, and when I asked them if there was a God they said "I don't know, figure it out for yourself."

THEY WERE NEGLECTFUL AND STEERED ME ONTO THE PATH TOWARDS SATAN. EVERY MOTHERS DAY I MAIL THAT BITCH A BIG BOX OF LEECHES AND ON FATHER'S DAY I SEND HIM ROADKILL STUFFED WITH CENTIPEDES.

[Treebeard]

I'm not quite sure if I understand what's going on in your picture, but I would just like to say YES, Mr. Cross, I will pleasure you orally.