View Full Version : David Cross on Celebrity Poker tonight...
scotch-romanian
08-12-2004, 03:33 PM
Watch DC on the Celebrity Poker Showdown Finals (or whatever) at 9pm eastern on Bravo tonight, and then again at 11pm.
It's basically David doing standup for an hour and a half or so. Don't forget to watch!
Treebeard
08-12-2004, 05:14 PM
Okay I will be sure to watch. Will you also partake?
AndersLevant
08-12-2004, 05:15 PM
I was listening to the Don and Mike Show on the radio this afternoon, and there was a commercial for tonight's episode. I forget who all is on the episode, but in the commercial they said watch NASCAR racer Jeff Gordon, and somebody from SNL, and really my point it that at the very end they just said "and David Cross." I found it sad that they gave the name of some no-name hack from SNL and stated his celebrity point of origin without saying what David Cross is currently doing or has done in the past.
RizzleMcIzzle
08-12-2004, 05:15 PM
How about we all watch? We hardly ever do anything as a family anymore.
So Bravo isn't all softcore porn and car shows over there? We always get the short end of the 'stick.'
tjamick
08-12-2004, 05:26 PM
we no longer want to now that you killed (stupidname)ed
Treebeard
08-12-2004, 08:01 PM
It's on now. Does anyone out there need Play-by-Play?
Treebeard
08-12-2004, 08:06 PM
The host picked David Cross to win, and the poker genius man said that was a bad choice, and then Bob Odenkirk shot him (the poker genius man). It was awesome.
Treebeard
08-12-2004, 08:49 PM
David made a great joke about jesus eating his own shit. It was beautiful.
Treebeard
08-12-2004, 09:32 PM
Crossy just lost. God fucked him over with bad cards.
Tammy Dobbs
08-12-2004, 10:45 PM
The 11 p.m. is almost on for me. I am going to watch it again and see if it ends the same.
:mad:
agent_PUNT
08-13-2004, 09:16 AM
I asked David if he would ever play in the World Series of Poker, but I was too drunk to understand his answer. I asked him again like an hour later, but apparently I was still drunk, possibly more drunk.
tjamick
08-13-2004, 09:19 AM
what kind of beer does he drink? does he hit on random women eventhough he's got one back at home? also, does he drive really fast in school zones? thats so like him.
5InchTaint
08-13-2004, 01:37 PM
Treebeard...you don't know the host is Dave Foley? Are you a simpering faggot of a retard? Jesus. Didn't you ever see Kids in the Hall? I'm so pissed off!!!!!!!
agent_PUNT
08-13-2004, 02:10 PM
he only drinks things that are wet. weeeeeeee!
tjamick
08-13-2004, 02:51 PM
that was a zinger.
Dart Shitter
08-13-2004, 06:02 PM
I like how he brought up the "Shut Up Bitch" T-shirt and wished no one good luck. I also like how Dave Foley said people new him best from Oliver Bean and Crank Yankers. Stupid banana
Treebeard
08-13-2004, 11:29 PM
Originally posted by 5InchTaint
Treebeard...you don't know the host is Dave Foley? Are you a simpering faggot of a retard? Jesus. Didn't you ever see Kids in the Hall? I'm so pissed off!!!!!!!
Yes, the fact that I didn't mention his name in my post obviously indicates that I have no idea who he is.
CptPlanet
08-13-2004, 11:32 PM
Originally posted by 5InchTaint
Treebeard...you don't know the host is Dave Foley? Are you a simpering faggot of a retard? Jesus. Didn't you ever see Kids in the Hall? I'm so pissed off!!!!!!!
I can just picture you with a Yosemite Sam voice going "Ooooh I'm so hogsmashin' mad at that corn-founded internnet! Oooh I'd like to smash that guy a new one!"
*****Spoiler for Arrested Development Series 2*****
*****If you care you're a fag*****
Arrested Development (TV): TV Guide has announced that a second-season episode will feature David Cross' character Tobias finally getting a part on "The O.C."
EXCITING!
What is 'The O.C.'?
Treebeard
08-14-2004, 09:53 AM
The single greatest tv program of all time. Rich people run around and do rich things in California. In the first show, one person said "Welcome to the O.C., bitch." That's when I knew it was great.
Mmm, tastes classy.
But what does 'O.C.' stand for?
agent_PUNT
08-14-2004, 11:42 AM
Orange County.
the O.C. is like Bev Hills 90210, but it's not fun like 90210, it's more fun like "hey someone just murdered a baby". that kind of fun. (not fun)
5InchTaint
08-14-2004, 07:32 PM
Originally posted by CptPlanet
I can just picture you with a Yosemite Sam voice going "Ooooh I'm so hogsmashin' mad at that corn-founded internnet! Oooh I'd like to smash that guy a new one!"
Yes, in fact, as I was typing that I continually fired my 6-shooters into the ground until I was lifted into the air.
CptPlanet
08-14-2004, 09:45 PM
Ooooh I hates them niggers! If you can do a Yosemite Sam voice you should say that. It'd sound really funny.
apotatojudge
08-14-2004, 10:49 PM
Originally posted by Treebeard
Crossy just lost. God fucked him over with bad cards.
Thanks for the spoiler.
PREDATOR WINS.*
-SBJ.
*SPOILER ALERT.*
IDEA INSPIRED BY DOUG BENSON.*
*I just read the other post about these not being funny.
CptPlanet
08-14-2004, 11:58 PM
i maintain that while david letterman would make a funny uncle or possibly even a dad, that shit gets tired when you see it on television every fucking night. NEXT TOPIC.
CptPlanet
08-15-2004, 01:16 AM
because i am the law in these parts.
scotch-romanian
01-15-2006, 05:38 PM
they are re-running this episode right now and I happened to notice something a little scary...
David Cross is playing and there are four other players at the table: Jeff Gordon, Seth Meyers, Steve Harris, and Dave Navarro.
"Dave" is what most people call me in real life.
weird, huh?
and to top it off, SETH has the highest chip count throughout the entire game (!)
i'm really hungover and can't get out of bed, all I have is a TV and a laptop. hopefully that explains this post (not excuses, just explains).
that is all.
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