Full House

[tjamick]

same as the doug board.

[AndersLevant]

How about that John Stamos? He is one attractive fellow.

[tjamick]

yes he is. he's in a new sit-com co-staring my (distant) cousin.
that's right, i've got an in ticket to the stamos.

[Treebeard]

I watched this show yesterday. Tivo thought I would like it because it had underage girls. Man oh man was it right. The one girl (the old one with the bitchy friend) was hanging out at the mall too much and she flunked one of her classes. Then her friend helped her cross out the F and make it an A so Bob Saget wouldn't be mad. But they did a shitty job so Bob Saget found out and he was gonna beat their asses but then uncle dave coulier did a funny voice kinda like elvis but not really so instead bob just told the girl she had to quit that slacking off and she did.

[CptPlanet]

john stamos is a low-carb arthur fonzarelli substitute. and dj had a butterface.


i just threw a motherfucking wrench in your gears. what are you gonna do about it pussy?

[tjamick]

full house!?! more like fool house LOL :cool:

[tjamick]

Dave (http://imdb.com/name/nm0183417/board/flat/10168078?d=10859463#10859463)
Coulier (http://imdb.com/name/nm0183417/board/flat/3142772?d=10138320#10138320) i'm very satisfied with my own work.

[tjamick]

gin and gatoraide

[CptPlanet]

red bull and sodomy

[tjamick]

never mind. youre obviously not a primus fan.

[CptPlanet]

yes i am. i just haven't memorized their entire collective works well enough to recite them at a moment's notice.

[tjamick]

then you should have cought the reference.

[CptPlanet]

WELL CLEARLY I DIDN'T! please accept my humblest apologies you fucking queen!

[CptPlanet]

plus the only primus cd i own is seas of cheese so go shit up a ladder you dirthat

[tjamick]

"sipping on gin and gatoraide" from laquerhead

[CptPlanet]

oh now i get it.

[tjamick]

did you go to the hallucinogenetics tour?

[CptPlanet]

don't you hate it when someone is making a reference that you don't catch and you try to piggyback your own little joke onto it and they just roll their eyes and you can't fucking figure out why? i'm glad i just used a throwaway joke like "red bull and sodomy" because otherwise i'd be kicking myself.

Originally posted by tjamick
did you go to the hallucinogenetics tour?

no. they only played one show in my state and i had to work that night. (i'm assuming that you're talking about the tour that happened september-ish 2003)

[tjamick]

no, thats the one they did earlier this summer. they played "electric uncle sam" while projecting distorted clips of bush mixed with dying children and claymation onto 3 giant dome screens.

[CptPlanet]

man i wish that i was famous enough to make music videos that were just 4 minute time lapse shots of a trashcan lid full of ground beef rotting over the course of two weeks and then intersperse it with claymation demons being sodomized by lightning and have people proclaim my brilliance.

[tjamick]

then and now (http://homepage3.nifty.com/pinoko-hp/olsen-caramelbox/fullhouse.omake.html)
dave coulier has come along ways since those full house days.

[RizzleMcIzzle]

That's my pool he was playing airplanes in. He really likes his airplanes. And what the hell's up with the child abuse going on in the top right hand picture? And how did the black girl travel back in time?

Teej, that thing you wrote on imdb.com about Dave Coulier in the 7/11 was fucking great.

[tjamick]

thanks. i'm actually going to turn it into a short cartoon using cut outs and stop animation.

[RizzleMcIzzle]

Bitchin'.

The kids still say that now a days don't they? Bitchin'? oh well.

[tjamick]

i dont know. its pretty sad that we're the youngest members here, but we know the least about slang and jive talk.

[RizzleMcIzzle]

indubidably.

[tjamick]

*high-five*

do people still do those?
i stoped paying attention to pop culture last month.

[RizzleMcIzzle]

They do in my school. Well, at least the white kids who want to be white do.

[tjamick]

me and my brother always do high-5, but we do it to be corny and lame.

[RizzleMcIzzle]

They had a whole thing about high five's on seinfeld before, but you know.... it's seinfeld.

Personally, I think backhanded high five's should be all the rage, but I'm one of the few people who likes them. They give a very unique sound when performed.

[Tommy]

I won't take full credit... maybe .0003%... but, I'm not asking for so much.

Common... Max Casella? Pure comic genius!

[RizzleMcIzzle]

Happy Birthday to John Stamos born today in 1963!

I just noticed this useless fact in the 'famous people birthdays' while I was checking my e-mail.

[agent_PUNT]

Remember when white people used to play basketball in the 40's and they would do that "ring the bell" cheer (hands clasped together over the head)...and then the black man began raising the roof?

How far we have come.

(dont' forget about the amish PUNT, who raised the BARN)

aaaahahahahaahahahahahahahhahahhahahhahahhahahahha hahhaahaaa....whoa.......hold on a sec.....phone ringing.... it's the police.... oh god, they found Shannon's body.... oh my god... oh no.... Okay thanks officer I'll be waiting outside.....

sorry, I have to go everyone, they found my sisters body. She'd been missing for 3 months now.

Hang on... phone again...yes officer I just got a call...what's that?....oh okay thanks.....

sorry gang, turns out it was just a pile of wet leaves and a scarf...

so where was I ...oh right....


ahahhahahhahha..... raising the barn....the amish!! ahahaha..


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