Our Admin

[agent_PUNT]

I remember someone once asked the Admin for information on why he/she started this site, who he/she is... etc.... did we ever get an answer?

If not would anyone be upset if I made up a bio for our admin?

[CptPlanet]

I think Mr. Admin is probably a serial rapist on the lam from the law, and the real reason he's running this site is not to celebrate the magic of laughter, but to taunt the authorities who are alway 2 steps behind him. Morgan freeman plays an aging yet experienced detective who is teamed with streetsmart upstart Chris Tucker. They have to overcome their differences together in order to stop this monster.

[3v3+Z]

Originally posted by CptPlanet
Morgan freeman plays an aging yet experienced detective who is teamed with streetsmart upstart Chris Tucker.

Right, like Hollywood would make a movie like that with two black leads! It's gotta be, like, Morgan Freeman & David Arquette or Chris Tucker & Joe Don Baker.

[tjamick]

how about morgan freeman and david duke

[3v3+Z]

How 'bout Louis Farrakhan & Paul Reubens. And they could use the same wardrobe.

Wait, what were we talking about?

[tjamick]

maybe he's the MCP from tron who, after being defeated by Bruce Boxleitner and Jeff Bridges, has taken an entry level job moderating the messege board for a mildly popular television show from the mid-90's.

[CptPlanet]

Maybe he was the star witness in the case against a topdog mafioso and he's in the witness relocation program, and the old "Mr. Admin" absolutely hated Mr. Show so the feds set up this message board for him to moderate so it would throw the no-goodnicks off his trail.

Or maybe he's a computer program and we're all part of an elaborate simulation.

[CptPlanet]

Oh man I just thought of a really great zing that someone could use on me. Okay so like you know how I said I had to pack for my trip? Someone could say "I'm sure you've already got plenty of fudge. Maybe you should save some room for clothes."

I don't know I need to work on the delivery a little bit but that's a really cool burn in my opinion.

[3v3+Z]

Why does anyone fucking CARE about their post count? As if having such a pathetic life that you can rack up hundreds of posts is a POSITIVE thing!

How's that?

[Treebeard]

that wasn't funny

[3v3+Z]

Are you KIDDING? That was GENIUS! "Buy One Hyperbole, Get One Oxymoron Free"! That is rock solid!

[CptPlanet]

Originally posted by Treebeard
that wasn't funny

Don't front. That was freshness and you know it.

[Treebeard]

You were right, I am sorry.

Never again will I insult you in such a manner, FagCptPlanet. My bad.

[tjamick]

i'm still incredibly pissed that return of the king is higher on imdb's top 250 then seven samurai which is the gretest film ever made.

[CptPlanet]

oh really? was that another release title for the big lebowski?

[tjamick]

i dont get it.

[tjamick]

i was talking to cptplanet
also, we pretty much covered fear and loathing in las vegas.

[tjamick]

wanna see a real work of cinematic art? cheack out The Street Fighter (1974) its the best kung fu movie ever made.

[3v3+Z]

There was a Criterion edition of "Spinal Tap" out at one point. And don't forget "The Royal Tenenbaums". What else? "Rushmore". Hasn't that come up? And isn't there a Criterion "Life of Brian", or am I mistaken?

[tjamick]

i wanted to get life of brian criteion, but it was 25 dollars more then the regular dvd and i only had 15 bucks. i burnt the rushmore criterion.

[3v3+Z]

Originally posted by tjamick
wanna see a real work of cinematic art? cheack out The Street Fighter (1974) its the best kung fu movie ever made.

Better than "The Story of Ricky" (http://imdb.com/title/tt0102293/)?

[CptPlanet]

Yeah I wanted to get the Criterion version of Fireman Frenzy 3: Slippery Poles but some asshole soccer mom snagged the last copy.

Seriously though what is Criterion?

[tjamick]

over priced dvd's that have every single thing about the movie out there. they can get scenes from movies that the director dosent even know of.

[CptPlanet]

sounds like a whole lotta high-priced hullaballoo

[3v3+Z]

"The Bank Dick"?

[tjamick]

i have to get the 8 1/2 criterion.

[agent_PUNT]

This post was about the Admin you fucking idiots. Do you even listen to yourself type?!

Everyday you guys make me feel, less and less like a natural woman.

So let's try this again:

What do we know about the Admin?

I suggest we get the Admin to sponsor a bio-writing contest for him/herself... and the winning entry gets posted on the FAQ section or something...

We'll Compete In the spirit of the Olympics! (i mean the true spirit that died along time ago, not the bullshit spirit that is around today's olympics...)

[ritzik]

too bad agentpunt retired before ever compiling the Mr. Admin saga, I was truly curious, its a bit dissappointing

[ritzik]

Seth...

SETH!!!!!


what do you know about this guy?

[voodoochile]

he lives his life shrouded in secrecy ....and overpriced tapestries