The Biggest Benefit Ever!!!

[RizzleMcIzzle]

Here's a link from Bobanddavid.com, which many of you may have seen anyway:

The Biggest Benefit Ever!!! (http://bobanddavid.com/bob.asp?artId=129)

Now read it and see if you're thinking what I'm thinking (scroll down to see what I'm thinking):










































Louie Anderson?! What the hell?!

Oh, and look at the asteriks thing Bob's got going on at the bottom there... weird huh? Is somebody (Bob) really reading this forum or is that just a coincidence or is Bob doing something he just feels like doing and I'm reading into it way too friggin' much?

I dunno, I just wanted to start a thread for once.

[3v3+Z]

Originally posted by RizzleMcIzzle
Louie Anderson?! What the hell?!

Huh. I didn't notice that on the first read through. I really don't know what to make of that. Maybe their friend is a fan? It's like, you know how you put up this front like you think all the music on the radio is shit, then someone comes over to your house and starts looking through your CDs and they're all, "Duran DURAN? The MONKEES?? BASIA??? What the FUCK????" Or is that just me?

Another theory: Maybe the friend is just kind of having them on. Maybe they're all gonna get drunk after the show and he's gonna be laughing at the organizers saying, "I can't BELIEVE you guys fell for that Louie Anderson thing!!! Fuckin' PRICELESS! I just said it as a joke in the first place, thinking y'all would catch on right away. But then you were like, 'Okay. We'll make some phone calls; see what we can do.' So I was like, 'Fuck it! Let's see how far we can go with this!' I swear, every time you guys brought up Louie, I was SO tempted to ask y'all to wear condoms on your ears, but I KNEW that would kill the joke." Something like that.



Anyway, didn't whoever started us on our creative asterisktry say that he did it because he saw David do it? Not that David was the first person to use asterisks like that, but... I don't know. I'm done.

[CptPlanet]

I don't really think the asterisk thing is that funny*.


*just kidding actually yes i do hahahaha :rolleyes:

[tjamick]

i've always prefered the "mini-nubbers¹" over asterics.²











¹this is not one of the mini-numbers, rather an example¹
²letters are also cool
¹this is the real "¹" not the first one³
³actually, it was the second one
¹this too was an example

[3v3+Z]

I'm gonna invent a new punctuation thing-deal. It's like a colon, but with an extra dot in the middle. It doesn't mean anything. It doesn't HAVE to! It's total @narchy, man! It's like, PUNKtuation!!!




@ = anarchy on a small scale




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• If symptoms persist, consult your physician.

[tjamick]

you...are a beutiful man.

[klaus_kinski]

I don't know. I love Bob. Too much probably. But these events he does seem sort of lame. I mean Patton Oswalt's OK, and Gary Shandling is bearable, but the rest.... I think they suck. He constantly does these comedy shows that are a cavalcade of people who do appearance on shitty sit-coms. I HATE LA!!! There are no guts or risk. Just safe, mediocre comedy.

[Pig Josh]

I seriously thought Louie Anderson was dead. And by "dead", I mean, "hosting Family Feud."

This is the most David Foster Wallace-y thread I've ever seen.

It seems Bob has been reading too much Jackie Harvey's Outside Scoop on the Onion.

[RizzleMcIzzle]

Hey, is Richard Karn, aka Al from Home Improvement still the host of Family Feud or are those reruns I see on all the time?

[Pali]

I agree, the asterisk thing isn't funny.

Oh and by the way, it was me that started the asterisk thing (copied from david cross). Don't be callin me whoever.

[klaus_kinski]

Richard Karn's Greatest Achievement:

Appearing in a music video where the Strokes and Guided By Voices play one another on the Family Feud (Shot on location at the shitty new Family Feud Set)



Richard Karn's Second Greatest Achievement:

Sucking tremendously

[RizzleMcIzzle]

Just bumpin' up my own thread here peoples:

Bob already wrote another 'thingy':

I'VE HAD IT! (http://bobanddavid.com/bob.asp?artId=131)

I found this to pretty funny what with Bob being his typical angry yelling self and all. Also, I'm hoping somebody will use that great picture of angry Bob as an avatar soon.

[tjamick]

thanks. that bit about living to 100 was very remanescent of carlin.

[CptPlanet]

You realize that was a parody of all the "small things make me indescribably angry" material that most comics and humor writers are guilty of right? You just insulted one of the greatest comic minds in history you buttcloud!

[tjamick]

i know what it was. what i ment was that it was shaped like a carlin joke that was to be makiong fun of those things. i dont know if that made any sense. sorry.

[CptPlanet]

oh ok. it didn't.

[tjamick]

bob did his Joke making fun of bad comics the same way carlin does jokes about bad comedians.

that may be a bit better.

[CptPlanet]

What the fuck is a comedian? That's what I'm not getting. Sorry I don't have a fancy doctor thing by my name like you, Professor Book Learnington.

[tjamick]

sorry i can't spell dr. thinks-he-knows-more-but-dosent

[CptPlanet]

you spelled it correctly i was just being facetious you fucking sasquatch.

[tjamick]

now youre just fucking with my head. luckily for me i know where virginia is and i will go there and skull fuck you.

[Pali]

You're damn fucking right you will! I don't want to hear any of this crap about 'skull rape.' A skull is an inanimate object you tit, you cannot rape one!

I'ts like me saying I'm gonna rape a wet cloth.

[agent_PUNT]

Oh I don't think I'll ever be able to wash my face again. It will be like that wet cloth is just tempting me to rape it. And just when I'm about to, I'll realize. I cant' do this.

I'll have to go back to washing my face with a drugged up high school cheer leader. The way God intended me to wash my face.

Actually, after the jihad, when I am a martyr, I WILL be able to wash my face with teenage virgins... oh paradise, sweet paradise.

[CptPlanet]

Originally posted by Pali
You're damn fucking right you will! I don't want to hear any of this crap about 'skull rape.' A skull is an inanimate object you tit, you cannot rape one!

I'ts like me saying I'm gonna rape a wet cloth.

what's your position on the rapability of corpses? certainly you're defiling the memory of the deceased, but on the other hand... it's only rape if she struggles.