Geechy Guy: "...no regrets..."

[3v3+Z]

Let me start by saying that this thread is fucking pointless! And I'm drunk.

That said, I just did a search for Geechy Guy. I really don't know why. It's a funny name. I was just curious if that lame-ass was still in the business. I came across this "Where Are They Now" (http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2003/01/14/earlyshow/leisure/main536512.shtml) segment they did on CBS's "Early Show" to try and pimp their updated "Star Search" show. This is taken right from the page I have a link to in the previous sentense: "Geechy Guy says he has no regrets about not starring in a sitcom, such as Romano, because he loves performing for a live audience and is happy with his career." "REGRETS"??? Don't you have to have OFFERS before you have regrets? You can turn something down, then regret turning it down. But you can't really regret something that was never a fucking OPTION for you, can you? Am I the one who has no grasp of the English language? (Actually, if you watch the clip at the link, you'll see that the chick that beat Justin Timberlake wins the gold for terrible English. But why would you do that? This thread is LAME! Don't encourage me!)

Anyway, what the fuck ever happened to that prop comic who used to have a bunch of shit in laundry baskets? Le'me guess: Vegas??? :rolleyes:

[CptPlanet]

I'm not sure who Geechy Guy is, but he sounds like the quintessential hack comic. Am I warm?

[CptPlanet]

Okay I just read the beginning of that article, and you know what? I bet he is funnier than fucking Ray Romano.

Also http://www.geechyguy.com/generic1.html

[3v3+Z]

Originally posted by CptPlanet
Also http://www.geechyguy.com/generic1.html

Featured act “Hurray America” Westward Ho

I wonder if that's anything like "Hurray FOR America"???

[CptPlanet]

Web Design 101:

Green on magenta is the perfect way to make sure that your web page will be the last thing a person sees before they die. It will leave a deep neon gash in your visitor's psyche that can only be cured with a drill bit to the temple.

[Pali]

Like Banana Phone! (http://www.funnyheck.com/bananaphone.html).

[CptPlanet]

Get out of my face with that shit.


BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER drink my nutsack.

[Pali]

Hehehe, FUCK YEAH!

It's like this thing called 'Magical Trevor', I see people at work literally shitting their pants at it. Just makes me wish they were black, so I could run them over with my car and pretend it was self defence.

edit: That only applies to the badger thing mind you, that bananaphone clip is fucking funny, you apathetic piece of poo poo.

[CptPlanet]

YEAH I'M GOING TO DEFEND THIS INTERNET FAD AND THEN ACT LIKE I HATED IT ALL ALONG WHEN IT'S STILL BEING EMAILED TO ME SIX MONTHS FROM NOW!

It's a good thing you'll have me around to remind you of what a fat cocksucking pedophile asswipe you are. I'm going to tell everyone that you were defending it you asslicking Republican fathead.

[Pali]

Fuck you bitch, at least my insult had assonance.

And that clip I posted is nothing like that badger crap, it's like a short film, has blood and everything. And if you don't think it's funny, well I'll suck your cock because I'm really rly sry can u 4give me pls?