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Tommy
08-05-2004, 01:51 AM
For those that missed it... "What a loser you are!"

Awesome show. Preparing for his shows over in Europe, he did some old (but not tired) stuff. He did throw in some new stuff, including some stuff about Mary Kate & Ashley Olsen. The highlight had to be something unplanned (and at first, me and some friends questioned whether or not it was a setup) -- one of the guys from the audience is bringing a case of Budweiser to his seat, for him and his friends. Going back, he's walking across the stage, so David stops him and takes one out of the box, cracks it open and sips it through the show.

Later on, the guy, who is obviously drunk, begins leaving with his friends, but stops to take back the beer. David stopped him and asked him why he was leaving, if he was offended, and the man couldn't get any words out, and eventually muttered, "You... talk about... a lot of... stuff."

This conversation went on for about a few minutes, including some pretty funny comments from both sides (the man spewing out some racist comments, David countering with his improv skills, "Oh I get it, you're a Mary Kate and Ashley fan.")

The show was great, Cross is amazing, and had a great night.

Cherri-O!

tutpsu
08-05-2004, 03:10 AM
i was there and i just registered on the board to say how awesome the show was. the drunk guy was great...the jon glaser cameo was fantastic...and best of all i got to semi-meet david after the show and tell him how great he was.


what a night...

Pali
08-05-2004, 05:09 AM
Thanks for the comments guys, bring on next Monday!

Pig Josh
08-05-2004, 11:41 AM
I've been into semi-meeting people for awhile now.

I got a bootleg of a Tinkle show from Soulseek yesterday. The quality isn't great, but it's some funny shit. Todd Barry, David Cross, and umm... someone else. Great bits about "Punk'd" and Playboy's guide to hitting on "indie chicks".

Tommy
08-05-2004, 12:11 PM
I have to say, this was what shocked me -- standing outside, waiting to go in, and Cross rides up on his bike. That's right... he rode his bike from wherever he was (I'm guessing his apartment, downtown), to the theater. Just makes you say, "Hey... he really is just like us... except he has an apartment in Battery Park and has thousands of fans and has a career that makes any comedian jealous enough to take a razor blade to their writsts."

Just my two cents...

Drunk Man @ UCBT '04 -- The One Man Show -- Coming Soon

tutpsu
08-05-2004, 12:19 PM
haha...yeah my friend told me he saw him roll up on the bike and someone said 'hey there lance armstrong'.


after the show i saw dimiti martin cruise in on a scooter. i was gonna say something to him, but i'm not a real big fan of his. so i just stared. and he stared back and then folded up his scooter and went into the theatre.

Pig Josh
08-05-2004, 12:20 PM
Was he riding this bike?

http://www.photo.net/photo/pcd0087/chimayo-lowrider-bike-54.3.jpg

Tommy
08-05-2004, 12:32 PM
I think it was a bike from The Sharper Image or something...

Dart Shitter
08-05-2004, 03:42 PM
I heard that this was David's sixth consecutive show(life time) at the UCB he's ridin his bike too, so where's his parade?

Pig Josh
08-05-2004, 03:49 PM
http://bobanddavid.com/sites.asp

I just found this list of bob & david's favorite sites. Hilarious. Be sure to check out njguido.com.