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[3v3+Z]

I don't know if anyone else ever checks out the Who's Online (http://www.blowupthemoon.com/community/online.php?s=) link, but I've noticed that there seem to be "Guests" who are "Reporting a Post" A LOT! Now I know the specifics are privileged information, and for good reason, but whenever I see that I wonder about what kind of stuff is being reported. I just picture a bunch of unregistered prudes who stumble onto a thread because they were searching for something and we came up on Google and they just don't see the humor in statutory rape or the "N" word or using the lord's name in vain or whatever. I don't expect any official response to this. Just wondering if anyone else has taken notice of this or if anyone has theories or... I don't know. Whatever.

[Stabby]

oh maaaannnn, we're gonna get soooo busted!

ps. that's a neat little feature; never seen that before. I saw quartersmostly online looking AT THE SAME THING I WAS LOOKING AT! Man! What are the odds?!

Anyway I better go before I get grounded because some guest squealed on me.

[tjamick]

if mr admin tells my dad what i've been doing here im gunna get sodomized... ... again, and this time it will be out of anger, not love.

[CptPlanet]

i happen to like my sodomy loveless.


and lubeless.

[tjamick]

i've been to the hospital 4 times froma torn rectum, and let me tell ya', the first time it hurt, the second time it annoyed me, but the last two times...
..."pleasureville" not to mention that the doc is gentel as a lamb.

[CptPlanet]

When I get old and have to get my first prostate exam, I'm gonna bring the doctor a heart shaped box of chocolates.

[tjamick]

i'm just gonna bump this thread because its such a sweet feature and the only way i know of getting to it is through here.

[3v3+Z]

Originally posted by tjamick
...the only way i know of getting to it is through here.
What? It's on the main forum page near the bottom! You know where it says "Currently Active Users..."? Just CLICK on that! Don't they give you a special manual or something when they make you a moderator?

[tjamick]

they gave me one, but it was really really long, and most of it was the sexual history of the top 25 posters.

[apotatojudge]

Really? In that case...

Could you black out pages 2 - 15 of my section? Oh, and paragraph four on page 18?

Those dudes, I just did it so I could smoke their pot.

[tjamick]

was their pot in their assholes?

[3v3+Z]

...Okay, maybe ONE of the top 25 posters. I'm thinking the sexual history of the rest of us would fit comfortably on a 3x5 card.

[tjamick]

mine is just a frowning face and a picture of a fat chick (at least i fucked the fat chicks hot friend in a drunken 3-some)

[apotatojudge]

LIAR!!

[agent_PUNT]

I already told my "I got a blow job while watching Charlie and the Chocolate Factory" story.... it is somewhere on the board, in brief...the rest is pretty unfunny...just kinda sad. (i only fuck sad girls and really sad boys)

[rootsmoker]

Dear Reader
Not only is your race inferior and most deserving of a mass slaughtering, but your "lord and saviour" likes to rape little boys then spooge his AIDS-lousy cum all over the many, many innocent people he decided should be homeless and cancer-riddled. As well, your pet should be used in pointless scientific experiments and your children should be forcibly aborted for use in stem-cell research - the results of which should only be shared with the very wealty, and members of the KKK and Al Queda.

May homosexuals only fuck each other in front of you and may your boss always be a jew.
Yours always,
Hitler

[agent_PUNT]

What if the KKK had a charity softball game against the Al Qaida. And all the umpires were black jews.

It's for charity so it's okay. And it's softball, which doesn't hurt as much as hardball, apparently.

[CptPlanet]

when you're reading my sexual history you should just skip to the chapter about golden showers. the rest is kind of boring until then.

and rootsmoker i do wish you'd post here more often.

[5InchTaint]

Golden Showers? Amateur. I graduated to Roman Showers long ago.

[CptPlanet]

you sick fuck.