Gags to Go

[PsychoDave]

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[ritzik]

only if you toss our taints

[joebert]

Be sure to bite down on Ritziks taint hair & tug a little bit, he likes that shit.

[ritzik]

I regret to inform all interested parties that I, to help pay for student loans, shaved my cock and balls, and all areas in between. Give me a month and we can party. God bless.

[Grinch-Gibbons]

You are from New Mexico and you shave? Mr. Insky-outsky. What a world.

Broken homes and twisted children = shaving cock and balls and all parts in between.
Lord didn't mean for this abuse of the temple. The road to hell is paved with laughing perverts.

[cannonfodder]

you have areas between your cock and your balls?!?!

[joebert]

Condom Entanglement, it's what Einstien would have studied if he was a pornstar.

[ritzik]

Broken homes and twisted children = shaving cock and balls and all parts in between.
The road to hell is paved with laughing perverts.

ok, you are officially scary. :eek:

keep up the good work. :)

[Botts]

These are the worst posts since Steve and Tommy

[ME!!!!]

Broken homes and twisted children = shaving cock and balls and all parts in between.
Lord didn't mean for this abuse of the temple. The road to hell is paved with laughing perverts.

this reads like some weird aspergered preachers kid's poetry right written before he shoots up the campus.

[pince nez]

. . . . although it is true that god's temple is officially located in the area between Ritzik's cock and balls. True fact.

[joebert]

Intresting tidbit.

The some $600 million paid to molestation victims of the church was paid for by insurance.

Now when we decide on a church we not only have to quiz the strength of the churches' faith before joining, but also the extensiveness of their molestation insurance.

[KyleGassProject]

. . . . although it is true that god's temple is officially located in the area between Ritzik's cock and balls. True fact.

Look, pal... if you are going to say that Ritzik's taint is a holy temple, then at least call Him "God" instead of a lower case lame deity "god." If you are going to go all out, you've got to sacrifice for your beliefs. Don't puss out.

Now-- if you don't believe that there is a "god," that's fine. It's okay to be into Ritzik's taint just because you like taints. Or Ritzik. Or both. It's a free country-- mostly.

Anyway-- for those who are true believers-- "God" is inside of you. All parts of you. Even one's taint. Especially one's taint.

And for non-believers, like myself? Well, fortunately natural selection has given rise to magnificent taints, such as Ritzik's. It's truly a natural wonder. Albeit a shorn one.

[ritzik]

These are the worst posts since Steve and Tommy

hahahahahahahahahahaha

you are the SHIT, literally