David Cross in NYC, August 3rd-5th

[agent_PUNT]

David will be warming up for his trip overseas with three shows at the UCB theatre in NYC. (ucbtheatre.com). Tickets are only $8.00!

He'll be performing old material, so make sure you pretend that it's really funny.

See you there!

a_P

[tjamick]

stop it you brag-sayer, us internerds are too poor to see your beautiful david "the cross" cross.

does anybody know what his REAL last name is? all jew comics use fake last names, not to mention that the obvius irony of a JEW named cross.

[tjamick]

HE KILLED OUR LORD!!! :eek:

[3v3+Z]

But his first name is David, and he is a star.

Plus his middle name is Michael. What's the religious significance. Nothing really. But that does make his initials DMC, which would explain why he's a wizard of a word, that's what you heard, and anything else is quite absurd, he's the master of a mic, that's what he say, and if he didn't say that, you'd say it anyway!

Church!

[agent_PUNT]

Originally posted by tjamick
stop it you brag-sayer, us internerds are too poor to see your beautiful david "the cross" cross.


If you live in Penn-State you can easily make it to the NYC, the show is only 8 bucks. I'll be driving right through Pennsylvania so I can pick you up on the side of the highway if you want. I think it's like the I-81 or something...

[tjamick]

i'm in pittsburgh which is a 6 hour drive, so going to try to get a greyhound and sleep in the streets.

[klaus_kinski]

The catch with the David Cross shows at the UCB Theater in New York is that he will not be performing any new material really. Rather, he will be polishing up on material from his two albums and some of his other previously done stand-up. Though it will be good to see him live and the promise of slipping in a few extra jokes is great, it may not be worth a long drive. But that's just my opinion. Don't get me wrong though; I am going. I live two blocks away from the theater. How could I NOT go?

Innywho...

[agent_PUNT]

I am coming from outside of the country, drving 7 1/2 hours. If I lived 2 blocks away I'd be there all three nights. Do you mind if me and a few friends crash at your place klaus? Otherwise we'll be sleeping in our car again.

Actually, for real, maybe you can help me Klaus...

is there a cheap motel nearby? Do you know any place nearby where we can park etc???

Please help me out.

Thanks,

a_P

[CptPlanet]

What he means is "Can I drink all your beer and fuck your wife please?"

[5InchTaint]

motel...cheap...NYC?!? That's hilarious! I'd pay $8 to hear more of that.

[3v3+Z]

...actually, I have no idea what David's middle name is.