Hecklers

[Coz]

If you go to a stand up comedy gig and try to 'out wit' the comic on stage...then i hate you. I'm so sick of going to gigs where audience members think they're hilarious and shout out random comments. I honestly don't see why you feel the need to interrupt the gig. I shall list the reasons why i hate you, heckler person.

1. You're not funny, and you'll never be. You're friends and family don't think your funny, in fact they actually hate you.
2. You are angry human being, frustrated at your own inadequacies. You want so badly to be stand up comic but you suck. It shows
3. 95% of audience members can't hear you anyway. So even if you have a moment of rare brilliance, no one will know anyway
4. It interrupts the flow of the comic, they forget punchlines and spend the whole gig paying you out. It's funny to see you verbally reduced to the size of a peanut, but it's not what i paid money for

I HATE YOU!

[DoctorDelicious]

At a stand up show a couple o months ago, after only ONE heckle, the comedian stopped the show, got off stage, and demanded that he would not continue until the audience member had been asked to leave. Then, FIFTEEN very long uncomfortable minutes later, after the guest had left, the comic proceeded to get on stage and suck.

[ME!!!!]

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This guy sucks

[joebert]

umm hecklers are like the best part of a patton oswalt show.

As well as a Joe Rogan show.

[joebert]

I take that back, the bit about telling the story of Noahs Ark to an 8 year old retarded boy was pretty funny & well performed.

[voodoochile]

hecklers are good, they keep the comedians on their toes

or sometimes they cause them to have a nervous breakdown and spew repressed racial sentiments in a fury