Stand-Up (Indecent) Exposure

[prettyoungjunki]

Stand up ain’t easy, let’s be honest… especially with guys like Carlos Mencia giving us a bad name by stealing lines like Angelina adopts babies. I found a site that I am trying to use for exposure, and hell, why not take advantage of it?

www.darejunkies.com

PS I love Joe Rogan.

[ME!!!!]

fcuk U Mencia Rulzzzzzz!

[prettyoungjunki]

pssssh no originality!

[ME!!!!]

I pssssssssssssh in ya mouth if you don't stert agreeing wit me!?!?

[ME!!!!]

I"ll Crush Your Head Between My Thighs Lik A Fucking Walnut Don"t Question Me!!!!!!!!!!!!

[prettyoungjunki]

not gonna happen, man

[joebert]

PS I love Joe Rogan.

That's like a hooker telling you she wishes she didn't have to charge you because you have a huge dick.

[ME!!!!]

doubleyoudoubleyoudoubleyoudotaspecialthingdotcom (as)

clique this link and a magic woman will come and suck your immegrant dick!

[ME!!!!]

Tell you what PYJ, if you can give me physical evidence that you have punched this cat
http://www.musictap.net/DuanesPunkPitNotes/PitStopArt/beer-gut.jpg




I'll give you my full support and text votes

[prettyoungjunki]

fat cats are the only ones worth punching

[ME!!!!]

If you're making fun of capitolism with that "fat cat" remark the deals off, BUY AMERICAN!

[prettyoungjunki]

All kinds of patriotic.

[ME!!!!]

All kinds of patriotic.

I like you prettyounjun, would you be willing to invest in my new business venture...




AMERI-CANS(tm) CANNED CAT FOOD? "no chinese glutin to poison our pet supply"?


The quote part is the motto

[prettyoungjunki]

Tempting. What do I get? There's nothing more American than "me me me" ;)

[ME!!!!]

you already won, i started a thread about you go look for it my preety young darling.




when you find it post you email and home adress pleese

[prettyoungjunki]

oh where oh where

[ME!!!!]

Hey Asshole I Told You I Made A Thread For You Why Haven"t You Posted In It You Inconsiderate Asshole

[prettyoungjunki]

UH HUH. right you are.

[ME!!!!]

if there were pictures that dipicted actions that could be phonetically pronuced to say "Talking to you is soooo frustrating" you could bet the farm I'd post 'em

[prettyoungjunki]

i aim to please.

[ME!!!!]

i aim to please.

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRWHYDOICAREWHATYOUTHINKWHYDON"TYOULIKEMEIWANTTOBEFRIENDPLEASE:(

[prettyoungjunki]

i think you are crazy, crazy is good.

[ME!!!!]

Tell me where you live and I'll bring oreo cookies to ur house

[prettyoungjunki]

well qualified to represent the LBC

[ME!!!!]

doublestufed?;)

[ME!!!!]

I have driven away all my friends and am desperatly lonely!

[DoctorDelicious]

Hey, new guy. Its obvious you are going to stick around for the long haul, 8,000 posts over seven years or so, so please take the time to re-register with a new even kickassier name, k thx

[DoctorDelicious]

Carlos Menciawell qualified to represent the L.C.D.
LCD=Lowest Common Denominator?

[prettyoungjunki]

I meant LBC

[ME!!!!]

back Off Doc He"s Mine!

[joebert]

Regulators !

[fritoskiller]

speaking of stand-up, i'd love to see Triumph the Insult Dog's show at the Flamingo Hotel in Vegas. seeing the furry puppet smoke cigars and crack jokes about Paris Hilton and making odes to Underage Bichons would definitely rock my boat. regarding the latter, check out the vid @ http://video.dotcomedy.com/player/?id=87873 . hilarious!

[DoctorDelicious]

Too late, he's gone. You have to snag these guys while there here, see. He's probably already over posting at the Triumph the Insult Dog fan board. Regarding the latter....http://formetopoopon.infopop.cc/6/ubb.x

[steve.vall]

Is that site for real? I have heard of it, but do they really pay you for uploading vids for those challenges?