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HansMoleMan
07-12-2004, 02:23 PM
But if you're in the boston area he'll be at TT and the Bears at 10:15, tickets are like 10 bucks. If you dont know him he does alot of AIDS, cum and shit jokes. It's fun for the whole family!
Pig Josh
07-12-2004, 05:44 PM
I heard one of Neil Hamburgers and thought it was pretty annoying, but then I saw him live and it was hilarious. I don't know if his schtick translates on recordings but he's great live.
HansMoleMan
07-13-2004, 03:05 PM
yes he is better live, this is true
tjamick
07-16-2004, 02:17 AM
is it true that he jacks off on the audiance mid-act?
CptPlanet
07-16-2004, 02:21 AM
I know nothing about him. Please educate me.
tjamick
07-16-2004, 02:31 AM
here's some info on him. (http://blowupthemoon.com/community/showthread.php?s=&threadid=623) that should help.
CptPlanet
07-16-2004, 02:52 AM
Oh no! Recursive thread link! SYSTEM CRASH

ABORT!
HansMoleMan
07-16-2004, 08:19 PM
neil is a very strange comedian. He appears to be a hacky comedian, which he kind of is, telling dumb little jokes that make the audience go "uhhhh ahhhh" you know pity laugh, but then he tells a joke like "Why did Metallica cut their hair?" audience says something "Because their hairdresser said it was the only the to get all that matted cum out of it!" and then real laughter. Hes just interesting and unexpected. Hell tell a stupid joke that is very hokey and then whip out the cum fuck and shit content. Try to find a live show on soulseek.
CptPlanet
07-17-2004, 03:07 AM
Holy shit I love that kind of humor. Is the hacky stuff "part of the joke" or what?
CptPlanet
07-17-2004, 03:26 AM
I just listened to some 40 second bit about celebrity liver transplants, and it was beyond terrible. It's the only thing I've been able to find so far. Something good better turn up or else I'm giving up on you guys. And myself. And God.
CptPlanet
07-17-2004, 05:13 AM
HAHAHAHAHA

ok i found some more.

Why are M&M's filled with chocolate?
Because it would be illegal to fill them with shit.

The hackish delivery is what makes it great. Goddamn.
HansMoleMan
07-17-2004, 05:06 PM
haha yes, he throws in a few jokes that are just terrible, but it just builds up whats coming next, a random fucked up funny joke, he really takes a while to listen to to like. Hahah i havent heard that m and m one. Delicious.
Roddimus
11-30-2006, 12:23 PM
if he'd had more than one line, the pick of destiny might would've been betterish.
Roddimus
11-30-2006, 03:25 PM
just found out that he's now touring with tenacious d on their tour. which apparently is occuring.
pollypry
11-30-2006, 09:08 PM
whatdouhdo?
pollypry
03-08-2007, 06:53 PM
from myspace!

Neil Hamburger on Fox News again (?)
Body: FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE - THURSDAY MARCH 7

Neil Hamburger, the hard-working comedian whose Jokes have captivated hundreds, returns to Fox News' "Red Eye with Greg Gutfeld" talk show tonight.

The show airs at 11 PM on the West Coast, 2 AM on the East Coast, and somewhere in-between in the In-Between Non-Coast.

If you are among the few Neil Hamburger fans who have not taken a blood oath never to watch Fox News again, be sure and tune in tonight.
AndersLevant
03-12-2007, 09:40 AM
Guys, should I see Neil Hamburger later this month? Or maybe it's next month. But sometime in the next six or seven weeks he'll be performing in Austin. So, should I go see him or not?
AndersLevant
03-12-2007, 11:00 AM
I don't even know what you did.
Dart Shitter
03-12-2007, 11:36 AM
I saw him and two other comedians last month for 7 bucks and it was worth it. I appreciate his act but wouldn't pay much to see it.
ritzik
03-12-2007, 12:32 PM
he's no richard jeni
Dart Shitter
03-12-2007, 01:12 PM
too lateeee
ritzik
03-12-2007, 01:15 PM
moo hateeee
Treebeard
03-13-2007, 10:22 PM
i looooooooooove neil hamburger. he was here in champaign last month. hey look, here's a picture of me and him

http://photos-454.ak.facebook.com/ip002/v65/156/83/1922952/n1922952_35693454_8670.jpg
Dart Shitter
03-13-2007, 10:25 PM
nice pic Johnny, come to chicago please
AndersLevant
03-13-2007, 10:28 PM
So, should I see him?

(It's on Saturday, April 28, so there's plenty of time to decide.)
Treebeard
03-13-2007, 10:30 PM
nice pic Johnny, come to chicago please

thanks for the compliment!

i can come to chicago whenever i want but what will i do when i get there?
Treebeard
03-13-2007, 10:31 PM
So, should I see him?

(It's on Saturday, April 28, so there's plenty of time to decide.)

YES DEFINITELY
AndersLevant
03-13-2007, 10:40 PM
YES DEFINITELY

WE'LL SEE .
Dart Shitter
03-13-2007, 11:40 PM
you can stay with me and debouchery can continue...
AndersLevant
03-15-2007, 06:48 PM
YES DEFINITELY

YES, I'LL DEFINITELY GO.
Brain Stew
03-25-2007, 01:39 AM
YES, I'LL DEFINITELY GO.

EWWW...HAMBURGER?? PEANUT BUTTER PLZ.