chris tucker and jackie chan?!?

[laughy83]

is it true that they're going to com eout with anothe jackie chan and chris tucker rush hour soon?

i hope so..those movies r awesome

[CptPlanet]

uh

[melonhead]

those movies suck

[CptPlanet]

Oh wait now I remember you. You're that peice of shit that started that other crappy thread about Ron White. That was strike one, this is strike FUCK YOU. You're either a troll or you have horrible taste in everything. Either way, I hope your mom dies.

[CptPlanet]

Wait not you melonhead, you're alright for an unregistered poster, but seriously laughy83, you better shape up or ship out because I don't cotton to this horseshit.

[agent_PUNT]

I don't cotton to this horseshit... I LOVE IT! Never heard that one before.... bravo. I tip my imaginary hat, and have sex with my imaginary wife.

[CptPlanet]

Threads like this make me want to go beat my imaginary wife.

[RizzleMcIzzle]

I certainly hope this rumor is false, although I've just read it's in production somewhere. I really don't feel like seeing a trilogy made of something that should not have even had a sequel (many people may even go further than that).

The Tuxedo 2: Bow Tie's Revenge might be a pretty cool idea though. ;)

[CptPlanet]

I like how tacking two blatantly shitty movies onto your first mediocre movie automatically makes it a "trilogy" regardless of the continuity between movies. I swear, if I were president, I would outlaw trilogies. They're the most artless moneygrabs ever.

[agent_PUNT]

Why would they make a third Chan/Tucker movie??? Why? Did Chris Tucker come up with ONE more "I can't understand you boy!" joke....

Or does money grow on some sort of upright bush with a large extended solid base, ranging from 12 to 18 feet?

I like to call those bushes "tall-bushes"

SO in conclusion: Does Money grow on tall-bushes?

[3v3+Z]

Question: Why does this dumbass thread have top billing on our main page right now? I suppose I'm not helping things by bumping it back up, but there's other things that are more interesting and appropriate for this site that could be showcased there.

[CptPlanet]

Someone needs to think of a better frontpage thread and start it immediately or this whole community will look like a bunch of retards.

[3v3+Z]

Go ahead, Cap'n. Start a rumor that some pornographic home movies have leaked out starring...

[CptPlanet]

Michael Moore and Dr. Phil.

[3v3+Z]

YEAH! And they're calling it "Moore than their Phil"!!! No, wait! It's gotta be something that's at least SOMEWHAT related to "Mr. Show" or at LEAST cool comedy people, you fucking post-whore, retard, faggot, fartface!

[CptPlanet]

moore than their phil. that's pretty good stuff steve.

[3v3+Z]

Look how fast I did that shit, too! Inside five minutes, and I'm a SLOW typer! I am THE man!

[CptPlanet]

whatever it is man, you got it! you got it in spades, and don't you ever lose it, because it's what makes you who you are.