300

[Stabby]

i cant overemphasize how much i hated this movie and how badly i hate it. it was like having the runs and being forced to watch shirtless greasy men march to butt rock music in slow motion for 2 hours and not being allowed to go poo. which is what this movie makes you want to do.

[DoctorDelicious]

Yeah I felt similar The trailer was awesome and made it look like I was going to orgasm every 20 seconds when this movie finally came out and in reality I only came like twice

[Roddimus]

history is only interesting if nine inch nails is on the soundtrack.

[Stabby]

here's what i dont like (of many things i guess)

first, to be fair i dont really care for comic book movies (but i liked sin city) or "battle" movies like braveheart and that crap. but this one was especially awful.

like what was with all the slow motion? overdone.
the dialouge did it all NEED to be shouted? like the main character: who was he? why are we supposed to like him? beceasue he shouts the loudest? they never give us any reason to like this guy but its obvious hes the hero and we're sopposed to be in love with him.
the cgi was overdone too and just crapped up anything that might have been cool to look at.
the music awful.
the movie was just really homoerotic and i did not care for it.
characters get introduced and then never come back.
F---

[CptPlanet]

if it was homoerotic then maybe a gay person would like it

thats something positive if youre gay so maybe you should give it a C- no wait a D- otherwise people will think that YOU'RE the gay one;)

[Stabby]

is that what you believe?

[CptPlanet]

nope i actually like you a lot

[ritzik]

this thread has turned so tender

[ccorces1]

two orgasms?! that's two more than i had after watching it

[Pali]

I liked it.

[lemontea]

i loved the movie... i feel physically strong after watching it... love the fight scenes and the love scece:D lol

[voodoochile]

i loved the movie... i feel physically strong after watching it... love the fight scenes and the love scece:D lol

man, what a marketing ploy. come see the newest derivative, plotless, ancient war story to compensate for those pesky weaknesses that plague your sad, pathetic life!

[DoctorDelicious]

i loved the movie... i feel physically strong after watching it... lol

I had the opposite. I felt physically inferior after watching this movie, until I read that the actors worked out 15 times a day just to be eye candy. Fuck that snot. What woman is worth that much work? Besides Hilary Clinton and maybe Aunt Jemima

[ccorces1]

they airbrushed the muscles on the guys...so yeah, they didnt really have all those crazy guns