Has this joke been done yet?

[CptPlanet]

Okay pretend I'm Jay Leno or some other hackish piece of shit comic.


"So uh, Michael Jackson is going to Capitol Hill this weekend to meet with members of congress and present his educational reform plan to them. Yeah he calls it 'Leave no child's behind'."

Has anyone thought of that joke yet? Because that's a keeper if I ever saw one.

[3v3+Z]

Just in case you're serious, usually the set-up part of those hack-ass monologue jokes is fact based. If I missed something in the news about Jacko ACTUALLY having the balls to do something like that, I apologize. If not, then KISS my left behind!!!

[neognosis]

You could tag that onto any news snippet about Capitol Hill. Sell that shit to Conan. They'll take any horrible joke on that show.

Does anyone else think they purposely write the worst jokes they can for Conan's monologue because it's funnier when he makes fun of how unfunny the joke was?

[RizzleMcIzzle]

I did like this one he did a while ago where he mentioned that MJ was starting his own line of men's jackets. Conan said something like, "if he is successful, Michael will also be going into little boy's pants". The audience laughed pretty hard. Then Conan actually ran over, took the card the joke was written on, and gave it to a guy in the audience. Then later on in the show, he had this really crappy segment that no one was laughing at so out of no where he said the punchline again and redeemed himself.

[CptPlanet]

The point of the joke was really more to make fun of how fucking tired-ass Michael Jackson jokes are... but if I can get some money for it then deal me in.

[majin]

your joke was a load of gay sh*t

[3v3+Z]

What the fuck is "sh*t"?

[RizzleMcIzzle]

I believe (s)he is talking about shoats, which are young pigs. My question is: why is his joke a load of gay pigs?

[Fancy_Pants]

Those are also like the bad MJ jokes like
Did you hear that Michael Jackson got food poisoning, yeah he ate a 7 year old weiner

why does Michael Jackson like 27 year olds,
because their are 20 of them

[RizzleMcIzzle]

I also heard one along the lines of:

What do MacDonalds and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have meat between 10 year old buns.

The possibilities for Michael Jackson jokes are endless!

[CptPlanet]

Originally posted by majin
your joke was a load of gay sh*t


hahaha welcome to our fabulous community friend! can i offer you a drink?

[CptPlanet]

Originally posted by RizzleMcIzzle
I believe (s)he is talking about shoats, which are young pigs. My question is: why is his joke a load of gay pigs?

Shoats aren't pigs. It's a breakfast food that is made out of shit and oats.

[3v3+Z]

Originally posted by CptPlanet
shit and oats

http://photo.sing365.com/music/picture.nsf/SingerPicUnid/48256C71003578A248256A920023C68C/$file/hall+oates.jpg

[CptPlanet]

Boats are made out of Ball and Oats...

you know, like HALL and Oates.

Eh?


EH?

EEEEHHHH?

[3v3+Z]

... (http://www.naturesongs.com/cricket1.wav)

[CptPlanet]

Oh fuck you. I burned down the goddamn house with the first one, but if I tell pretty much the exact same joke with a slight twist, all of the sudden I'm Ray Romano... oh. Wait.

[agent_PUNT]

he made a Clinton joke last night. How about that?

[CptPlanet]

Comedy judges say:

Clinton's in the news again. It's legit.

[3v3+Z]

Originally posted by CptPlanet
Comedy judges say:

Clinton's in the news again. It's legit.

Oh yeah. I'm SURE Leno had something REALLY fresh and biting to say about Clinton! Legit my tit!

[CptPlanet]

Jay Leno: Hey so eh... Monica LEWINSKY is back in the news. It seems that back in 1996 she DEEPTHROATED then-soon-to-be-former President CLINTONS fat COCK CIGAR VAGINA CUM ON A BLUE DRESS!

Kevin back me up. Back me up Kevin.


Kevin: Heee heee hooooo.

Jay: Alright well coming up after the break, an animated lady dressed like a safari tour guide will show us crazy animals. They will make me nervous and comedy is sure to follow! Also, some god awful sketch comedy about something so completely tame and inane that there is no chance of it being either pleasant or unpleasant to anyone, and a band whose careers will peak tonight and begin the slow, muddy, and desperate slide back to obscurity. Plus, I don't deserve to be famous!

[RizzleMcIzzle]

What, no completely overused chin jokes?

[CptPlanet]

Okay here's one:

one time jay leno was in gym class and he tried to do a chin-up but his chin was so big that he flew across the galaxy and the end.

[RizzleMcIzzle]

Thank you. :D