Lets talk about movies more

[Stabby]

bob and david and gennie graaflo are yesterdays news. lets talk about the movies of today even if they stunk or were okay

[Stabby]

sorry my spelling is real bad beceasue my keyboard is STICKY. i think someone spilled on it but won't tell me. but thats okay beceause my new macbook pro should be here next week! :D

[Stabby]

i got one on the 18th and i replied to it i dont know if you sent another one i did not get it

[Stabby]

oh by the way my goal is to now see every movie since, well, i don't really have anything else in my life! plus i joined netflix and don't feel bad about walking past the ticket girl at the theatre and not buying one because they don't check tickets once youre inside most days.

[ccorces1]

i feel bad for you having to talk to yourself so i will reply! just saw this movie children of men on DVD, it was rad i highly recommend it!

[CptPlanet]

i feel bad for you having to talk to yourself so i will reply! just saw this movie children of men on DVD, it was rad i highly recommend it!

you gotta be fucking kidding me you idiot

[Pali]

Children of Men (Man?) was great.

[ME!!!!]

Indeed, Children of Men was incredible. I mean they fucking killed Julian Moore before she became annoying! well, not before--slightly after, but they killed her before she fucked up the movie and that's good enough for me.

[heroin bob]

I just got my Criterion 'Kicking & Screaming'. Good God why isn't Eigeman a bankable star right now?

[Brain Stew]

I just got my Criterion 'Kicking & Screaming'. Good God why isn't Eigeman a bankable star right now?

Movie is awesome. Eigeman is awesome.

Anyone see Grindhouse?

[heroin bob]

In preperation for checking out 'Little Children' tomorrow night, I re-watched Todd Field's 'In the Bedroom'. That was fucking intense. Anyone seen it?

[aussiefan]

I saw Little Children, loved it. I then saw In The Bedroom and thought it was great. Bloody crept up on me, that film. Love it.

[DoctorDelicious]

I saw Grindhouse tonight. Its well worth seeing as a comedy as well as an action/horror/bunchoftalkingtarantino flick.

[CptPlanet]

Children of Men (Man?) was great.

hella boring until the last part plus the baby was black BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[CptPlanet]

also heavyhanded and stupid

[pollypry]

I saw Aqua Teen that was really funny. WAAAAY better than Children of Men. I'm gonna see Hot Fuzz on Friday and that will be really funny.

[aussiefan]

How do you know Hot Fuzz will be funny, how do you reeeally know?

[Brain Stew]

How do you know Hot Fuzz will be funny, how do you reeeally know?

It's British.

[DoctorDelicious]

Yeah, but Children of Men was British too, Polly already covered this.

[CptPlanet]

i got lots of doubts about hot fuzz but i'd really really like for it to be funny

[Roddimus]

aqua teen was great! tho i wish they'd kept in the hypno-rims bit they showed on the deleted scenes special. but it was still great!!!

[Brain Stew]

Check out this trailer for Superbad, it features an actor from a show a lot of us liked because it had that bald guy from the other show we liked.

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[Brain Stew]

Yeah, but Children of Men was British too, Polly already covered this.

1. Although set in England, the director and all his films are Mexican.
2. Children of Men was awesome.

[BenHertz]

In the past 2 weeks, I watched "The Baxter" and the 3 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movies.

[CptPlanet]

how in the hell do people like children of men? i'm not really a film buff but i can smell a turd when i see one and that one smelled like it had turd written all over it

[ME!!!!]

how in the hell do people like children of men? i'm not really a film buff but i can smell a turd when i see one and that one smelled like it had turd written all over it


The end was awesome.


RAPRPARPARPPAR-BOOM!!!!-BAMBAMBAMSAVEDAGOBENERMATEBLOODYHELLBOOM(wistle)bo om!!

[pollypry]

Children of Men is the reason why I don't really watch drama. Nice cinematography, whatever, but it's just as dumb and hollow as a comedy I wouldn't watch. It doesn't say anything more than what's already there. It's boring and gay too.
I didn't think it was that bad but you guys are wrong about it.

Hot Fuzz was no Shaun of the Dead but I liked it and the last 15-20 minutes were really really fun!

[DoctorDelicious]

Spiderman 3......................................WTF

[CptPlanet]

it was too long but lol at emo spiderman plus some cool fights

[Coz]

I never really got into the whole spiderman 'thing' but my friends said there were musical numbers in it? Is this true? How silly.

has anyone here seen hot fuzz? People say it's funny, but they are the people who aren't into comedy and are not exposed to funny things all that often. I'm scared of seeing it for the same reasons I'm scared of seeing Borat. I'm afraid it's going to be full of uncomfortable situations which seem to make other people laugh but me wince and want to change the channel.

I'm also going against popular thought and saying the TV show 'the Extras' was really uncomfortable and not funny. I don't derive amusement from seeing people in shitty situations.

[CptPlanet]

not really "musical" numbers but evil venom suit spidey does tickle the ivory for a few seconds in a completely ridiculous scene. it shows how much more confident and aggressive the venom suit makes him.

i mean it is ridiculous. they are portraying it as comic relief but even still it's too ridiculous. there's like a good 30 minutes of that shit too. it's unbelievable.

[Brain Stew]

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[CptPlanet]

i wonder what other scenes they cut so that they could include that one?

[pollypry]

I saw Spiderman and barely understand why his enemies are his enemies and why his greatest enemy is introduced 30 minutes before it's supposed to end and why the green goblin's son's only revenge was an almost-tearful breakup, but if it's what the fellows like, then ok!

[CptPlanet]

his enemies are the bad guys hope this helps

[God]

sorry my spelling is real bad beceasue my keyboard is STICKY. i think someone spilled on it but won't tell me
Don't lie!You were looking at Lisa Lampanelli porn.I saw you...:cool:

[voodoochile]

I just wanted to post here to say that 95% of the movies out there are garbage

[pollypry]

"duh" is less than 10 characters.

[anus pie]

Don't lie!You were looking at Lisa Lampanelli porn.I saw you...:cool:

yes.
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[voodoochile]

"duh" is less than 10 characters.
yeah so why do you still go see them

[Coz]

yea there's not much good stuff out there. i was in the video shop, bypassed James Bond, was thinking of Children of Men but wanted something a little more mindless. Then i got down to Talladega Nights... stopped right there and backed up a little, don't know if i can handle anything THAT mindless. I was afraid it was going to act as kind of a comedy vaccuum, and i would become dumber having watched it. So i went mid-range and rented soppy chick flick #1965 'The Holiday'.

Shut up

[DoctorDelicious]

So you ARE a chick!

Not a single guy would rent a chick flick...unless it starred Hugh Grant playing a flustered englishman.

[Stabby]

I liked Talledaga Nights! Sasha Baron Cohen's character is fantastical

[pollypry]

yeah really!!

[Coz]

Ok, when i go to get my Friday night rental this week, along with a Snickers, pizza and DIET coke (I'm watching my figure you know...kidding) I'll get Talladega Nights. I'll report back.

speaking of hugh grant being a flustered englishman, did you guys like Love Actually? I have a guy friend that likes that movie, is he a bit odd/gay or can guys who are in no way confused about their sexuality like that movie?

[ME!!!!]

i wonder what other scenes they cut so that they could include that one?

I was wondering why the hell they thought a musical number would make any fucking sense. Then I remembered this movie is about a man bitten by a radioactive spider getting super powers.

[Pali]

I'm looking forward to Knocked Up and Suberbad. No interest in seeing anything else new.

[AndersLevant]

Do they show movies in the Old World?

[ME!!!!]

I'm looking forward to Knocked Up and Suberbad. No interest in seeing anything else new.


How do movies generally based on the American high school experience resonate in England, what with you ACADAMIES and REASONABLE DRINKING AGES, fag.

[pollypry]

Jonah Hill looks like a BABY in Superbad.

[pollypry]

Pali, you gotta see Ratatouille at least.

[Pali]

Oh I'll see Ratatouille, but I won't enjoy it. Maybe,

[Emilysix]

I just wanted to post here to say that 95% of the movies out there are garbage
I agree, television is better.

[CptPlanet]

tv is way better.

where the fuck have you been emily?

[Emilysix]

I was working and rehearsing a lot, so I had no time for internetting.

[CptPlanet]

is rehearsing ur slang for "playin ddr all day"?

[Brain Stew]

FPc28FASaEE

[pollypry]

that dad dick sucking joke is my new favorite joke!

[Emilysix]

is rehearsing ur slang for "playin ddr all day"?
You said you wouldn't tell anybody!

[Emilysix]

So this is the movie thread, right? Can't Hardly Wait is an awesome movie that gets no love.

[ME!!!!]

I've decided to declare that I do not like movies. They suck. They're too long.
For this same reasons I dislike Novels.

[5InchTaint]

Adderall might help.

[CptPlanet]

I've decided to declare that I do not like movies. They suck. They're too long.
For this same reasons I dislike Novels.

dude i been sayin that shit for years

although i do still like novels because you don't have to do a novel all in one sitting

[Coz]

Can't Hardly Wait is an awesome movie that gets no love.

I totally agree. Even though I'm about 5 years out of high school and i didn't grow up in America i can still appreciate it. It's done really well, there's about a thousand characters but they do it so well that you don't get confused by it all. Ethan Embry is just the cutest thing ever!

[DoctorDelicious]

Cant Hardly Wait is a chick flick in disguise as a teen romp.

[DoctorDelicious]

All I keep thinking about is if there will be nudity/sex/cocksucking in Transformers.

[Coz]

THAT i would pay to see, just imagine kinky transformer sex. But you know all the males would just transform themselves into having giant knobs.

[DoctorDelicious]

They're all males. Partly why i cant hardly wait for the movie

[pollypry]

this (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0799934/) looks really nice.

Found it looking at this (http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/hr/content_display/news/e3ia302c3dce809e64f6b904afe652847d6).

[Emilysix]

although i do still like novels because you don't have to do a novel all in one sitting

Oh my this is prefect.

[scotch-romanian]

had that never occurred to you emily?

[CptPlanet]

haha emilysix has been staying up for 28 hours at a time and calling in sick to work because "the da vinci code guy is about to figure out that if u hold the secret clue up to the mirror it spells out the answer"

[Emilysix]

I did call out sick today!

And I've never read a book OR watched a movie.

[ritzik]

Why is the last 1/2 hour of movie comedies are nearly always worthless and laugh free? I know they have to resolve the plot, but can't that be funny, too?
Make ritzik mad, grrrr.

[scotch-romanian]

you've got about 30 minutes left here ritzik make it good!!!

[ritzik]

I'll add a big car pile-up and a bag of money that opens and gets blown everywhere.

[pollypry]

I saw Live Free Or Die Hard

I also saw Ratatoille but I don't know what to recommend first!

[DoctorDelicious]

I saw Live Free or Die Hard as well.

If you stay after the credits, Bruce Willis saves some other countries too.

[pollypry]

Oh my god, it's a FIRE...sale!

[Grinch-Gibbons]

Capt. Planet sez :
also heavyhanded and stupid about the masterpiece Children of Men

--I say he's heavy-handed and has stupid hands too.

[ritzik]

Capt. Planet sez :
about the masterpiece Children of Men

--I say he's heavy-handed and has stupid hands too.


your use of fonts displeases me

[Grinch-Gibbons]

your use of fonts displeases me

Said the monkey to the crocodile.

[BenHertz]

ritzik - 1 Grinch-Gibbons - 0

[joebert]

Don't fall out of your tree monkey.

[Grinch-Gibbons]

ritzik - 1 Grinch-Gibbons - 0

What are you, BenHertz, ritzik's unofficial attorney? He doesn't need your virtual tongue all over his imaginary genitals.

I use different fonts in the fine and florid tradition of late-19th Century pages -and I am entitled to.

So, BenHertz- 0; everyone else- 1. It's not good to be servile. Slaves get no credit.

[BenHertz]

Hey-y-y-y. That's not very nice. :(

[BenHertz]

So I just bought "Let's Go To Prison" (http://imdb.com/title/tt0454987/) and "Wet Hot American Summer" (http://imdb.com/title/tt0243655/). I'm very disappointed in Bob Odenkirk, Thomas Lennon, and Robert Ben Garant. What a pile of crap.

But the other movie, "Wet Hot American Summer" was refreshing and funny.

Up next, "The Brothers Solomon" (http://imdb.com/title/tt0784972/) vs "The Ten" (http://imdb.com/title/tt0811106/).

[DoctorDelicious]

I found Stardust to be a very funny and endearing movie. A good date movie. My hand thouroughly enjoyed it. Or I should say two hands. Because it takes both hands for me. Because mines an innie. And one hand has to hold the turkey baster. And the other hand has to hold my Memaw's hand, and sometimes my dignity. Anyway, go see Stardust.