Am I the only one who would like to see a little more originality with Bush jokes?

[kulguyssj4]

I keep hearing Bush jokes but the only people who tell them are people who have absolutely no idea about the political process what Al Gore did to screw up the election too and who get their political news from celebrities on the red carpet. I dislike Bush as much as the next guy but I want to hear some originality with the jokes. I've heard the one about how he looks like a monkey at least 7 times...this week. David Cross's jokes are even starting to get old. Why not attack Cheney? That guy is almost as corrupt as Bush... Am I the only one who is sick of the lack of originality in Bush jokes...?

[agent_PUNT]

No that's a good point....except the Cross joke about eating a jew baby... that is fucking funny. And getting soldiers to pray for him.... etc... they are all good.

But I will try to elevate my game in this thread....

Stop me if you've heard this one:

George W. is so fat, when he sits around the white house, he really sits around the white house.

;)

No no, coming soon.. good W jokes.....

[agent_PUNT]

It turns out that George W. got really drunk last weekend and woke up thinking he had gotten a tatoo on his ass... turns out he had just shit his pants.



What made this incredible is that when he was telling Dick Cheney about this, ol Dicker couldn't help but laugh at the irony. "Just two years ago a similar event happened to me" said Cheney. "...My wife and I woke up from a two-day hangover and she thought she had gotten a tatoo on her arm...turns out that in reality it was just bruises from the night before when I had forcibly raped her in a drunked stupor. We laughed all morning about that because she's my wife and that makes it okay. Infact we laughed so hard I happened to shit my pants."


I don't know if this is funny, but please give me "props" for trying to make fun in a new way.

[gerald hennessy]

Your last thread was so funny I literally shit my pants.

[agent_PUNT]

Q: What's the difference between George W. Bush and a broken lawn mower?

A: A broken lawn mower doesn't kill innocent Iraqi children.

***you can replace George W. with Michael Jackson and the joke stays the same...

[CarlShowalter]

Q: What's the difference between George W. Bush and a broken lawn mower?

A: A broken lawn mower doesn't kill innocent Iraqi children.

***you can replace George W. with Michael Jackson and the joke stays the same...



You're right. If I had a dime for every innocent Iraqi child Michael Jackson has killed, I'd have....I'd have....I'd have enough to buy a pound and seven-eighths of plantains. Or a bag of Skittles, at least.

[gerald hennessy]

then say "raped"

[mad tv fan]

Ok, so Bush walks into a doctors office and he says "Hey doc, it hurts when i raise my right arm" and the doctor says "Well, you probably have a dislocated rotator cuff"

[tjamick]

you told it wrong you fuck. thats my joke.

[(stupidname)Ed]

***you can replace George W. with Michael Jackson and the joke stays the same...

this is a good point if you ask me...I don't much think "George Bush" Jokes are funny so much as I just think the rest of the joke is funny...You can pretty much put anybodys name in the joke and it's still funny, but for some reason people like picking on Gdub, and people like laughing at him...I just think it's funny to eat a jew baby, I don't care if it's Gdub, Mike Tyson, Mike Jackson, or Mike Hunt, eating a jew baby is funny!

signed,
Bill Clinton

[kulguyssj4]

Jew Baby was good and so was the pamphlet. But I actually saw the pamphlet on the Daily Show. It's all part of a national prayer team. They pray and it helps give Bush strength.

[agent_PUNT]

So I'm the only one with Bush jokes? come on!

[CptPlanet]

VOTE BUSH AND DICK THIS JOKE IS HILARIOUS

[Frenchie Fish]

G.W. Bush

I Really Like The One About Kerry Giving Edwards A Blow Job
And When Edwards Blows His Load On Kerrys Face Kerry Says I Said In My Mouth You're Wasting It

So Edwards Commends Kerry For Another Medal Of Valor -

I Think That's How It Goes !!

[agent_PUNT]

yeah. that's awesome. My favorite part is when I was really disappointed.

[CptPlanet]

Originally posted by Frenchie Fish
G.W. Bush

I Really Like The One About Kerry Giving Edwards A Blow Job
And When Edwards Blows His Load On Kerrys Face Kerry Says I Said In My Mouth You're Wasting It

So Edwards Commends Kerry For Another Medal Of Valor -

I Think That's How It Goes !!

That's not even funny in a "look how unfunny this joke is" way.

Punt's little number about shitting and raping was the bee's knees though.