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AndersLevant
02-11-2007, 09:28 AM
Hey, guys.

I saw little Douggie last night. He was hilarious.

The guy opening for him, Dan Gabriel, was not.

Dart Shitter
02-11-2007, 03:01 PM
I saw doug a month ago and the other comedians might have been funny I dont really remember but Doug was really high-larious

scotch-romanian
02-11-2007, 03:05 PM
I was there and yeah the opener sucked but doug was hilairous as usual

scotch-romanian
02-11-2007, 03:06 PM
j/k anders :p


wish i'd been able to go buddy glad it went well

AndersLevant
02-11-2007, 03:14 PM
It even went well with the girl I brought. Turns out I do actually have a shot.

scotch-romanian
02-11-2007, 04:02 PM
That high school chick you were tellin me about? Don't meet her parents until you've fucked her!

scotch-romanian
02-11-2007, 04:03 PM
j/k butm :p


anders hasn't told me anything about this gal

aussiefan
02-11-2007, 04:18 PM
I love Doug.

aussiefan
02-11-2007, 04:19 PM
j/k butm :p

Scotch is a penis.

AndersLevant
02-11-2007, 05:02 PM
Don't worry, Scotch. This young lady's 21.

Brain Stew
02-11-2007, 05:14 PM
Don't worry, Scotch. This young lady's 21.

A little too old for you, friend.

AndersLevant
02-11-2007, 05:22 PM
Well, I've got about 18 months on her.

Brain Stew
02-11-2007, 06:16 PM
18 month old
Now that is something I could get behind.

DoctorDelicious
02-11-2007, 06:51 PM
18 month old


All the girls I know that age are really into scat.

aussiefan
02-11-2007, 07:03 PM
My only problem with girls of that age is that they aren't boys.

aussiefan
02-12-2007, 04:16 AM
That's fucking disgusting. And Skip, why do you hate Doug Benson?

ritzik
02-14-2007, 03:03 PM
because he's as funny as a dusted bowl of mexi

ritzik
02-15-2007, 01:42 AM
not that you asked me, but I felt compelled to answer

aussiefan
02-15-2007, 02:06 AM
He's funny, you're wrong, i'm right.

ritzik
02-15-2007, 03:42 AM
its silly, I'm black, you're uptight

aussiefan
02-15-2007, 03:47 AM
lol happy valentines day Ritzik

ritzik
02-15-2007, 03:49 AM
right back at you Aussie

Dart Shitter
02-20-2007, 06:37 PM
something interesting i found sober, now im off to fix that problem

for the three people here who still like comedy (http://onetrickpony.ws/doug_benson)

AndersLevant
02-20-2007, 07:51 PM
http://bobanddavid.com/images/home-header_main-interviews.gif

Folks, I can't remember which sketch this is from. A little help, please.

Dart Shitter
02-20-2007, 08:02 PM
wishing well store, scams and flams

AndersLevant
02-20-2007, 08:10 PM
Thanks, bro.

ME!!!!
02-20-2007, 09:18 PM
I'm black

Holy shit when was this revealed?

aussiefan
02-21-2007, 01:23 AM
Originally Posted by ritzik
I'm black

Holy shit when was this revealed?

A few months ago. It was a harrowing ordeal, but we're over it now. At least as much as we'll ever be over something like this. I think not being able to see his face makes it all a little easier.

ritzik
02-21-2007, 02:50 AM
yes, it was a trying time for all
of us

voodoochile
02-25-2007, 08:42 PM
I really do not like Doug Benson's voice.

aussiefan
02-25-2007, 10:40 PM
I know what you mean, but i'm now pretty used to it.

ritzik
02-25-2007, 11:58 PM
I know what you mean, but i'm now pretty used to it.

does he tell u how wonderful u are as you spoon each other to sleep?

aussiefan
02-26-2007, 01:24 AM
Well, i've got two things to respond to that, Ritz:

1. Don't be so disgusting
2. Yes

ritzik
02-26-2007, 01:25 AM
I went to sleep from age 11-14 listening to George Carlin tapes, so I can't act superior about it

voodoochile
02-26-2007, 05:07 AM
"deja vu,
deja vu,
that's my maid's name, she cleans everything twice"