View Full Version : Doug Benson
AndersLevant
02-11-2007, 09:28 AM
Hey, guys.
I saw little Douggie last night. He was hilarious.
The guy opening for him, Dan Gabriel, was not.
Dart Shitter
02-11-2007, 03:01 PM
I saw doug a month ago and the other comedians might have been funny I dont really remember but Doug was really high-larious
scotch-romanian
02-11-2007, 03:05 PM
I was there and yeah the opener sucked but doug was hilairous as usual
scotch-romanian
02-11-2007, 03:06 PM
j/k anders :p
wish i'd been able to go buddy glad it went well
AndersLevant
02-11-2007, 03:14 PM
It even went well with the girl I brought. Turns out I do actually have a shot.
scotch-romanian
02-11-2007, 04:02 PM
That high school chick you were tellin me about? Don't meet her parents until you've fucked her!
scotch-romanian
02-11-2007, 04:03 PM
j/k butm :p
anders hasn't told me anything about this gal
aussiefan
02-11-2007, 04:18 PM
I love Doug.
aussiefan
02-11-2007, 04:19 PM
j/k butm :p
Scotch is a penis.
AndersLevant
02-11-2007, 05:02 PM
Don't worry, Scotch. This young lady's 21.
Brain Stew
02-11-2007, 05:14 PM
Don't worry, Scotch. This young lady's 21.
A little too old for you, friend.
AndersLevant
02-11-2007, 05:22 PM
Well, I've got about 18 months on her.
Brain Stew
02-11-2007, 06:16 PM
18 month old
Now that is something I could get behind.
DoctorDelicious
02-11-2007, 06:51 PM
18 month old
All the girls I know that age are really into scat.
aussiefan
02-11-2007, 07:03 PM
My only problem with girls of that age is that they aren't boys.
aussiefan
02-12-2007, 04:16 AM
That's fucking disgusting. And Skip, why do you hate Doug Benson?
ritzik
02-14-2007, 03:03 PM
because he's as funny as a dusted bowl of mexi
ritzik
02-15-2007, 01:42 AM
not that you asked me, but I felt compelled to answer
aussiefan
02-15-2007, 02:06 AM
He's funny, you're wrong, i'm right.
ritzik
02-15-2007, 03:42 AM
its silly, I'm black, you're uptight
aussiefan
02-15-2007, 03:47 AM
lol happy valentines day Ritzik
ritzik
02-15-2007, 03:49 AM
right back at you Aussie
Dart Shitter
02-20-2007, 06:37 PM
something interesting i found sober, now im off to fix that problem
for the three people here who still like comedy (http://onetrickpony.ws/doug_benson)
AndersLevant
02-20-2007, 07:51 PM
http://bobanddavid.com/images/home-header_main-interviews.gif
Folks, I can't remember which sketch this is from. A little help, please.
Dart Shitter
02-20-2007, 08:02 PM
wishing well store, scams and flams
AndersLevant
02-20-2007, 08:10 PM
Thanks, bro.
ME!!!!
02-20-2007, 09:18 PM
I'm black
Holy shit when was this revealed?
aussiefan
02-21-2007, 01:23 AM
Originally Posted by ritzik
I'm black
Holy shit when was this revealed?
A few months ago. It was a harrowing ordeal, but we're over it now. At least as much as we'll ever be over something like this. I think not being able to see his face makes it all a little easier.
ritzik
02-21-2007, 02:50 AM
yes, it was a trying time for all
of us
voodoochile
02-25-2007, 08:42 PM
I really do not like Doug Benson's voice.
aussiefan
02-25-2007, 10:40 PM
I know what you mean, but i'm now pretty used to it.
ritzik
02-25-2007, 11:58 PM
I know what you mean, but i'm now pretty used to it.
does he tell u how wonderful u are as you spoon each other to sleep?
aussiefan
02-26-2007, 01:24 AM
Well, i've got two things to respond to that, Ritz:
1. Don't be so disgusting
2. Yes
ritzik
02-26-2007, 01:25 AM
I went to sleep from age 11-14 listening to George Carlin tapes, so I can't act superior about it
voodoochile
02-26-2007, 05:07 AM
"deja vu,
deja vu,
that's my maid's name, she cleans everything twice"
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