David Cross at benefit for 826NYC

[Pig Josh]

Friday, June 4th: an evening of music and comedy with They Might Be Giants, David Cross, Todd Barry and People Are Wrong. Sarah Vowell will host the event, which is at Southpaw in Brooklyn and starts at 8.

http://mcsweeneys.net/links/events/826nyc.html

cough up the fifty bucks, you rich new yorker.

[agent_PUNT]

I JUST BOUGHT 2 FUCKING TICKETS! I'M DRIVING DOWN FROM CANADA.... This is going to be insane.... little Canada Kid going to the big city....

[CptPlanet]

David Cross should come to Tucson because this shit is shitty bullshit. Fuck.

[agent_PUNT]

The show was pretty great. I got to meet DC and buy him some beer. We told him we drove 8 hours from Canada to see him and he asked "how did you hear about the show?"., I told him "Blowupthemoon.com" and he said "What?" and I said "Blowupthemoon.com, it's a fan site" and he said "ohhh, right of course..."

American beer tastes like Canadian nacho chips.

[CptPlanet]

Any neeeew material that you can share with us?

[agent_PUNT]

He added to the "Having Kids is selfish and rude", he talked about how his friends adopted a chinese baby that was retarded and "I guess that makes them the winners."...

He was a little confused about the charity event because when he was first told about the show it was a benefit to finally "Complete the genocide of the American Indian"

(I shouldn't use quotations seeing as these are not quotations)

He was pretty excited about the new Garfield movie...

"When was that popular? When I WAS IN GRADE SCHOOL? What's that Garfield? You Loooove Lasagna?Hahaha.... oh GArfield...what's that? You hate Mondays? Oh hahaha.. that's so clever.."

DC told us he's not against Gay Marriage UNLESS he is forced to marry a Gay guy, then he says no way.

Plus, he's not against gay marriages, but he draws the line at interracial gay marriages.


More later.

[CptPlanet]

laffo @ genocide of the american indian.

[agent_PUNT]

Oh and he talked about the Passion of Christ, he went to the theatre and sat in the back row, when the lights went down he put on a costume of a Rabbi and then he would cheer anytime anything bad happened to Jesus. Then he ran up and down the aisles giving everyone high-fives (dressed as a Rabbi) when the movie was ending.

That was a Rabbi sitting in the back cheering!

(this is all DC's material.... don't steal it!)