itsmelisa
12-28-2006, 05:15 AM
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing?" She asked.
Hunting Flies" He responded.
Oh!, Killed any?" She asked.
"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females", he replied.
Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?"
He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone".
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- Lisa
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"What are you doing?" She asked.
Hunting Flies" He responded.
Oh!, Killed any?" She asked.
"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females", he replied.
Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?"
He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone".
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- Lisa
Only The Best Funny Jokes:
http://www.onlybestjokes.com