ETC
12-08-2006, 10:54 PM
I was looking up the spelling for "Git-R-Done" to put at the end of an email to my friend as a joke... (I am proud that I was unsure of the correct spelling, caps, etc.) when I stumbled upon larrythecableguy.com. The first thing I see was this:
November 22, 2006...
Git-R-Done! Happy Thanksgiving everyone! I'm pretty excited as I just signed a 3 fart deal for iTunes! Anyway, I just saw the new James Bond movie. I don't know why the new guy is getting so much flack but I liked it. Daniel Craig the new James Bond, was asked about all the negative reviews and said he was "shaken, but not stirred!" Badabing!! Before I get into the update, I gotta tell ya about these two retarded kids in my neighborhood. They started a bluegrass band called Drooling Banjos. (Ok, I even admit that that's lame!) How 'bout this? I just found out that auditions for the next American Idol are starting up. They'll be tryouts in Boston, LA, Houston, AND Paula Abdul! Okay, maybe I should try these out on a crowd first.
I'll never forget many years ago my Grandpa got drunk one night and told us kids about how Thanksgiving started. I knew he was full of crap but the story still made me laugh. Here goes nothing...
The Thanksgiving story as told by my drunk Grandpa, November 22, 1967... A long time ago way before the formation of the group "Deep Purple", the Lord and some of his pilgrim buddies came to America on a moving van and three ships, The Mayflower, The Pinta, and the Edmond Fitzgerald. They landed in America, met a bunch of Indians, and they all ate corn and played touch football. The Lord got sandwiched on a square out pattern and was knocked unconscious. He woke up an hour later and seen his shadow and the Indians knew they were in for a long winter. The pilgrims then gave thanks for their new land and made a sign and hung it on Plymouth rock. It simply said "No Queers". After that, they all ate turkey and told Pollock jokes. The End. After that story my grandpa stumbled out the door into the street where he was broadsided and killed by a big rig. There's no point to this story other than I just thought I'd share some of the hell I went through as a kid. Now on to the update...
Thanks to all the folks in Minneapolis for all the support. We taped all 6 shows for my new Comedy Central special. Now this won't be on till next Summer, however the CD will be out in early Spring. The tour wraps up for 2006 in the next 2 weeks and once again thank ya'll for all the laughs. I'll update a couple more times before Christmas but for now from my family to yours, Git-R-Done and have a great Thanksgiving!
By the way, lay low on the egg nog because last year I drank a quart of it, had to poop, and needed a c-section and a mid-wife! Now isn't that a pleasant thought as you sign off to grab a glass. Have a great weekend!
Larry The Cable Guy
PS... No animals were harmed in the writing of this update. You know what word sounds dirty but isn't? Juicebox!
My first thought was that I was on a site other than larrythecableguy.com and this was some comedian making fun of him. (ie David Cross's letter) He makes an ass out of himself because he's not only stupid, but also completely unfunny. I was intrigued by my discovery, so I started looking around the site. I clicked on his “shop” and find these:
http://www.seriousstandup.com/prodtype.asp?s=yzpf8w48902&strParents=69&CAT_ID=103&numRecordPosition=1
Git-R-Done clothes for infants? INFANTS? I don't know what it's supposed to mean, but it seem like it would translates to "Go fuck that chick". Why would anyone in their right mind want their toddler to be sporting that logo? Then again, who in their right mind likes Larry The Cable Guy?
November 22, 2006...
Git-R-Done! Happy Thanksgiving everyone! I'm pretty excited as I just signed a 3 fart deal for iTunes! Anyway, I just saw the new James Bond movie. I don't know why the new guy is getting so much flack but I liked it. Daniel Craig the new James Bond, was asked about all the negative reviews and said he was "shaken, but not stirred!" Badabing!! Before I get into the update, I gotta tell ya about these two retarded kids in my neighborhood. They started a bluegrass band called Drooling Banjos. (Ok, I even admit that that's lame!) How 'bout this? I just found out that auditions for the next American Idol are starting up. They'll be tryouts in Boston, LA, Houston, AND Paula Abdul! Okay, maybe I should try these out on a crowd first.
I'll never forget many years ago my Grandpa got drunk one night and told us kids about how Thanksgiving started. I knew he was full of crap but the story still made me laugh. Here goes nothing...
The Thanksgiving story as told by my drunk Grandpa, November 22, 1967... A long time ago way before the formation of the group "Deep Purple", the Lord and some of his pilgrim buddies came to America on a moving van and three ships, The Mayflower, The Pinta, and the Edmond Fitzgerald. They landed in America, met a bunch of Indians, and they all ate corn and played touch football. The Lord got sandwiched on a square out pattern and was knocked unconscious. He woke up an hour later and seen his shadow and the Indians knew they were in for a long winter. The pilgrims then gave thanks for their new land and made a sign and hung it on Plymouth rock. It simply said "No Queers". After that, they all ate turkey and told Pollock jokes. The End. After that story my grandpa stumbled out the door into the street where he was broadsided and killed by a big rig. There's no point to this story other than I just thought I'd share some of the hell I went through as a kid. Now on to the update...
Thanks to all the folks in Minneapolis for all the support. We taped all 6 shows for my new Comedy Central special. Now this won't be on till next Summer, however the CD will be out in early Spring. The tour wraps up for 2006 in the next 2 weeks and once again thank ya'll for all the laughs. I'll update a couple more times before Christmas but for now from my family to yours, Git-R-Done and have a great Thanksgiving!
By the way, lay low on the egg nog because last year I drank a quart of it, had to poop, and needed a c-section and a mid-wife! Now isn't that a pleasant thought as you sign off to grab a glass. Have a great weekend!
Larry The Cable Guy
PS... No animals were harmed in the writing of this update. You know what word sounds dirty but isn't? Juicebox!
My first thought was that I was on a site other than larrythecableguy.com and this was some comedian making fun of him. (ie David Cross's letter) He makes an ass out of himself because he's not only stupid, but also completely unfunny. I was intrigued by my discovery, so I started looking around the site. I clicked on his “shop” and find these:
http://www.seriousstandup.com/prodtype.asp?s=yzpf8w48902&strParents=69&CAT_ID=103&numRecordPosition=1
Git-R-Done clothes for infants? INFANTS? I don't know what it's supposed to mean, but it seem like it would translates to "Go fuck that chick". Why would anyone in their right mind want their toddler to be sporting that logo? Then again, who in their right mind likes Larry The Cable Guy?