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itsmelisa
12-06-2006, 04:12 AM
There was once a great actor who could no longer remember his lines. After many years he finds a theatre where they are prepared to give him a chance to shine again.

The director says, "This is the most important part, and it has only one line. You walk on to the stage at the opening carrying a rose. You hold the rose to your nose with just one finger and thumb, sniff the rose deeply and then say theline Ah, the sweet aroma of my mistress."

The actor is thrilled. All day long before the play hes practicing his line over and over again.

Finally, the time came. The curtain went up, the actor walked onto the stage, and using just one finger he delivered the line, "Ah, the sweet aroma of my mistress."

The theatre erupted, the audience was screaming with laughter and the director was steaming!

"You bloody fool!" he cried, "You have ruined me!"

The actor was bewildered, "What happened, did I forget my line?"

"No!" screamed the director. "You forgot the rose!"


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- Lisa

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Occupant
12-06-2006, 10:13 AM
You shouldn't put the punchline in the title.

That's a free tip right there.

heroin bob
12-06-2006, 10:24 AM
I get it. It's anti-humor right?

Roddimus
12-06-2006, 02:35 PM
daaarrrooopffs!

how can you tell if briteny isn't wearing panties?

check to see if paris is missing any jewelry.


daaaaaaahhroooooooooooooooooooooooooopffsfpfsss spppssszz!!!

aussiefan
12-06-2006, 08:42 PM
how the hell can someone actually become a member of BUTM (meaning they have a good sense of humour) and come on and tell some shitty joke. If they watch any of the shows we watch, they should know better. I hate you itsmelisa. I hate you more than i've ever hated anything in my entire life. I hate you. Hate you.

Roddimus
12-06-2006, 08:49 PM
hey you guys i just found out i'm in jim cramer's top 8

aussiefan
12-06-2006, 09:03 PM
jim cramer, he's a racist right?

RizzleMcIzzle
12-06-2006, 10:50 PM
hey you guys i just found out i'm in jim cramer's top 8

Top 8 of what? His "people to kill" list?

Oh.

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=92348466

aussiefan
12-06-2006, 11:06 PM
just found another joke this BITCH posted. I hate you with all my heart itsmelisa.
So which one is Roddimus?

scotch-romanian
12-06-2006, 11:27 PM
Thread Locked

Roddimus
12-06-2006, 11:34 PM
this thread has brought out the worst in us all

(cpt's second post excluded)

aussiefan
12-07-2006, 12:22 AM
it smelisa. That's right you stink. Bitch. BITCH. FUCK I HATE YOU. AAAAAAAAAARGH. End Sceeeeene. NOOOOO!!

aussiefan
12-07-2006, 01:49 AM
no im kidding anyway. I love all beings. Being a Buddhist means i have to. Its really annoying

Emilysix
12-07-2006, 01:46 PM
is it "its me lisa" or "its melisa"

either one is a shitty name
Ugh, FINE.

The name is "its me lisa".

I thought maybe I could impress you guys....

aussiefan
12-07-2006, 05:43 PM
Fuck, where did you go to school Emilysix!? Take me there

5InchTaint
12-07-2006, 06:31 PM
I thought it was moderately amusing. moderately

Emilysix
12-08-2006, 12:29 AM
Fuck, where did you go to school Emilysix!? Take me there
I went to one million schools. I'm thinking of going to grad school too...

aussiefan
12-08-2006, 12:46 AM
I've never heard of one million schools. Where's that? Up your postman's ass!!!! Ouch

Roddimus
12-08-2006, 12:58 AM
i'm only posting so aussie will respond

aussiefan
12-08-2006, 01:02 AM
good luck roddimus