The Passion

[JuanBallsac]

It is I JuanBallsac.

Well its canonical, the world is shit.
I work at Miller beer distributation.To get an idea of the moronic pieces of feces i work with everyday,allow me to indulge.

They told me khakis were what we were supposed wear for uniform. O.K, so i wear a pair of tan cargo pants.

Not 10 minutes in the door 2 dip toothed fucks walk up-

1st hillbilly- "Whoa, you goin sky divin?"
2nd hillbilly-"I think hes going to an allnight rave party"

To them this was the funniest thing ever- regular cargos!And one of 'em was wearing velcro Mcgregors from Wal-mart or some shit.

Anyway,at the Tuesday meeting we were forced to watch a Miller industrial film,and on it was the 5 Odenkirk commercials. Each one more fecund than the next,and im the only one laughing of about 75 people. How can this be? An entire plant of morons.
Well Miller is launching a campaign among employees entitled "Passion" to build motivation(im going to do crack tonight)
Man,everything Mr.Show stood against,im wrapped up in and there is nothing i can do. Fuck god.
If i had it my way thats what i would bark in every one working at that places sad face.
This site rules. You people make me feel better.

[gerald hennessy]

get a copy of the commercial and any literature with bob on it and post links and scans. please?

[keepthechaaange]

if "passion" is the new campaign, they should make a commercial where jesus gets put on the cross and is left there until the president of beer himself, bob odenkirk, helps him down and they walk into the sunset as jesus enjoys himself a frosty brew by miller.

or have a commercial where jesus is turning water into wine and nobody cares but then he starts turning water into great tasting miller beer and all of the sudden a party of biblical proportions begins! in walks bob odenkirk, president of beer, who has more beer for the group and reminds them that 11 out of 12 apostles agree, miller beer tastes great and is less filling.

[agent_PUNT]

How about a commercial where Jesus is asking Bob to take him off the cross because it realllly hurts, and Bob yells "not until you admit that 'President of Beers' is a cooler name than 'son of God'!!!"

Then as they are arguing a girl walks by in a bikini and they both just stop and stare... then they high-five, laugh and drink beer, in that stupid college frat boy way.

We should start our own ad agency. Blow Up the Moon International.

[Push2Flush]

www.millerbeer.com has some of the bob commercials

[orin graham]

miller...highlife...miller...highlife...miller...h ighlife...

ARE YOU A ONE BEER SLAVE?

let's get the hell outa here!

[3v3+Z]

Wow! First Bob Dylan. Now Bob Odenkirk! What's next? J.R. "Bob" Dobbs for fuckin' HALIBURTON?????

I'm kidding, of course. I mean, I would think Dylan would be financially secure enough by now that he wouldn't have to do things like that, but who cares? He can do what he wants. What I really don't get is people criticizing people who AREN'T rolling in it for "selling out". I don't get people who say, "I can't believe that The Buzzcocks let 'em put their song in a fucking CAR commercial!" Shit, I'd "sell out" in a HEARTBEAT, if I could! Most people don't have the LUXURY of getting decent money for selling out! We just have to slave away at shitty jobs SELLING the beer or BUILDING the cars. And that's if we're lucky enough to HAVE a job! The only way this "sell out" notion works, in my estimation, is when you're young and living off your parents and are too short sighted to realize that your daddy has sold out in order to give you the luxury of bitching about artists compromising their integrity while you're in the comfort of your well furnished home.

Of course, no one here was crying "sell out", so this whole little rant was for nothing. So excuse me while I go back to getting shitfaced on Celebrator Doppelbock while trying to figure out whether this little plastic animal hanging around the neck is a goat or a ram.

Go The Bob!!!

[tjamick]

dude. bob IS jesus, with the same voice from the "marshall" skit, then he comes in as god and says "hey princesse, need some help?" "yess father." jesus replies "i need your help." then gods all "jesus my son, you need-------MILLER BEER bitches. you'll be so plastered you'll for get all about so called 'crusifixion' " and then the bikini babes come out and do there shit.



PSA: please dont get drunk and sleep with a fat chick. its not as much that you'll regret the experiance, you will, but your fridge will be empty in the morning.

[3v3+Z]

What about something with Bob doing his Robert Evans as god bit? I don't know what. I haven't thought it through. But what the fuck was with that Robert Evans show on Comedy Central? Worse than "That's My Bush!"! I'd have to go all the way back to "Frank Leaves for the Orient" for something that bad. That's not fair of me. I don't remember "Frank LfO" that well. I just wanted to throw out something kind of obscure to see if it struck a chord with anyone. Sorry.

[tjamick]

thats what i was talking about. i was stoned so it might be hard to understand.

[3v3+Z]

Originally posted by tjamick
thats what i was talking about. i was stoned so it might be hard to understand.

Right, but you know they are two separate sketches, right? The "Marshall" sketch was from season one and "god's Book on Tape" was in season four.

[tjamick]

yeah what i mean is that i didnt clearify it very well. thats what i ment. when i said bob comes down as god i figured you'd assume it was from the other sketch

[keepthechaaange]

Originally posted by 3v3+Z
What about something with Bob doing his Robert Evans as god bit? I don't know what. I haven't thought it through. But what the fuck was with that Robert Evans show on Comedy Central? Worse than "That's My Bush!"! I'd have to go all the way back to "Frank Leaves for the Orient" for something that bad. That's not fair of me. I don't remember "Frank LfO" that well. I just wanted to throw out something kind of obscure to see if it struck a chord with anyone. Sorry.

you know, when i first saw "that's my bush!" when i was 14 or 15 i thought it really sucked and was completely retarded. i saw it again this weekend and it's actually pretty funny as long as you watch it knowing that it's supposed to be satire of every shitty sitcom ever made.

speaking of comedy central, is it just me or is "south park" getting better every year? i didnt like it at all when it first came out but the last 2 or 3 seasons have been really brilliant. maybe it's just because butters is such a intregal hilarious part of the show now since kenny is finally dead forever (thank bob, er, god).

sorry about the thread-jack. return to the jesus beer discussion.