Comedy Central's 100 Greatest Comedians

[Stabby]

1. Richard Pryor - I can accept this
2. George Carlin - Another good pick
3. Lenny Bruce
4. Woody Allen - Funny, but not top 5 funny
5. Chris Rock - Same as above
6. Steve Martin
7. Rodney Dangerfield - Good, but not top 10
8. Bill Cosby - Not funny
9. Roseanne Barr - Not funny
10. Eddie Murphy
11. Johnny Carson
12. Jerry Seinfeld
13. Robin Williams
14. Bob Newhart
15. David Letterman
16. Ellen DeGeneres - just being a lesbiean does not make her a bettr comedian comedy central. :rolleyes
17. Don Rickles
18. Jonathan Winters - meh, he's no #18.
19. Bill Hicks
20. Sam Kinison
21. Dennis Miller - pussy, can't make up his mind on politics but tries to be a political comedian..and he's not funny anyway so there's that
22. Robert Klein
23. Steven Wright
24. Redd Foxx - oldsies
25. Bob Hope - and being old doesn't make you funny
26. Ray Romano - No
27. Jay Leno - Good god no
28. Jack Benny
29. Milton Berle
30. Garry Shandling - should be way lower
31. George Burns - should be lower
32. Albert Brooks
33. Andy Kaufman - Should be in top 5 >:0
34. Buddy Hackett
35. Phyllis Diller
36. Jim Carrey - higher
37. Martin Lawrence
38. Bill Maher - higher
39. Billy Crystal - sucks
40. Mort Sahl
41. Jon Stewart
42. Flip Wilson
43. Dave Chappelle
44. Joan Rivers - WTF? No. >:
45. Richard Lewis
46. Adam Sandler
47. Henny Youngman
48. Tim Allen - Not funny
49. Freddie Prinze
50. Denis Leary - Not funny
51. Lewis Black - Should be higger than Leary at least.
52. Damon Wayans
53. David Brenner
54. DL Hughley - None of the kings of comedy are funny
55. Alan King
56. Colin Quinn - N-n-n-not funny you stuttering stammering hack.
57. Richard Jeni
58. Larry Miller
59. Gilbert Gottfried
60. Jeff Foxworthy - should not be on any list that doesn't have the word "Worst" in the title.
61. Bobcat Goldthwait
62. Eddie Griffin - Not funny
63. Jackie Mason - Oy vey
64. Richard Belzer
65. Cedrick the Enter.
66. Shelley Berman
67. Kevin Pollak
68. Dave Attell - Should be higher
69. Pat Cooper
70. Wanda Sykes - not funny, guess they just needed the black female spot...
71. Red Buttons - who?
72. Bernie Mac
73. Billy Connolly
74. Paul Rodriguez
75. Eddie Izzard - fucking unfunny hack
76. Robert Schimmel
77. Paul Reiser - NO
78. Sinbad - Seriously?
79. Dom Irrera - being Italian does not make you funny
80. Bobby Slayton
81. Dick Gregory
82. Howie Mandel
83. Norm MacDonald - how is Howie Mandell higher?
84. Drew Carey - not funny
85. David Cross - should be much higher
86. Jay Mohr - higher
87. Brett Butler
88. Paula Poundstone
89. Kevin James - higher, little bit
90. Dana Carvey - not funny
91. Jim Breuer
92. Louie Anderson -
93. George Wallace
94. David Alan Grier
95. Andrew 'Dice' Clay - no
96. Joey Bishop
97. Sandra Bernhard - die bitch die
98. Louis CK
99. Janeane Garofalo - higher
100. Gallagher - the only thing funny about him is that people pay real money to see him.



That panel of comedians they had host was the only thing worse than that list. I'm surprised they didn't make Colin Quin number one, those fags.

[tjamick]

i agree. i only disagree about bill cosby and eddie izzard. listen to cosby's old stuff and whatch izzards dressed to kill 9if you havent already.) but other than that you're right. i got so pissed to see colin quinn on the list. he only got on becouse of his dumb ass show.

[3v3+Z]

I hate these fucking lists. They're just meant to spark debate and generate publicity for the people who make 'em. And you've got people's agents and stuff jockeying for their clients to get on the list or get a higher position. Do they even PRETEND there was a real method to determining who goes where? I'm ashamed of myself for letting my curiosity get the better of me, 'cuz I knew full well what bullshit all these lists are going in. It was ALMOST as bad as "The Commies"!!! I hope that was just a one-time thing. But what bothered me more than anything was the lack of honest responses from the hosts. It could have been SOMEWHAT enjoyable to hear them all complain about all the obvious problems on the list than to just edit it together so it's 100% positive! They're comedians! They have STRONG opinions on other comedians! Like they're not gonna say, "SINbad????? Are you fucking KIDDING me? I've never even MET anyone who likes Sinbad!!!"

[JuanBallsac]

It is I JuanBallsac.

"Jack and Jill went up a hill,each with a buck and a quarter,Jill came down with 2.50, that fuckin whore."-Andrew Dice Clay

Can anyone say....funny as fuck.

He is definately top 10.

oh yea....Paul Rodriguez? That is a perfect example of reaching.

[3v3+Z]

Originally posted by JuanBallsac
"Jack and Jill went up a hill,each with a buck and a quarter,Jill came down with 2.50, that fuckin whore."-Andrew Dice Clay

Can anyone say....funny as fuck.

"Why won't you talk to me? Why wont you talk to me??? 'Cuz I'm FINISHED!!!"

Yeah, I can say "funny as FUCK"!!!

[agent_PUNT]

okay, I'm sorry but to have Sinbad and Howie Mandell but not even mention Sarah Silverman???

Unless the entire panel of judges just got diagnosed with "super-brain-AIDS" and "full-body cancer" , I can't find any reason why they would make this list.

[tjamick]

its becouse they assholes just trying to get on tv becouse no one ever watches them on that bullshit colin quin show.

andrew dice clay was funny the first time i saw him. but i soon relized he sucked. he really only has one joke.

[kulguyssj4]

I mean take a look at the word. LIST L and ist, nothing more than nonsense. From now on let's end the tyranny of the word list.

[CptPlanet]

Originally posted by tjamick
its becouse they assholes just trying to get on tv becouse no one ever watches them on that bullshit colin quin show.


I used to think that the Colin Quinn show was a great big fucking waste of time, but then I realized that I like David Cross, and since Colin Quinn is even better than David Cross, I just can't get enough of his mumbly incompetent delivery.