A Little Bird Told Me

[3v3+Z]

So the other day this little bird flew up to me wearing a white lab coat. He flies right up to my ear and starts shouting, "I'VE DISCOVERED THE SECRETS OF TIME TRAVEL! I'VE DISCOVERED THE SECRETS OF TIME TRAVEL!" over and over again at the top of his little bird lungs. It started hurting my ears because it was so loud. So I turned to the little guy, and I said, "Hey, hey, hey, hey, HEY! Shut your wormhole!!"

[Dart Shitter]

somebody's drunk....oh wait it's me

[agent_PUNT]

multi-layered joke. me like.

[voodoochile]

With the right context and delivery, it's funny.

[TomWopat]

It's like Larry The Cable Guy and Seinfeld had a hilarious baby.

[ccorces1]

my parents always used to say that a little birdie came and told them shit about me

[scotch-romanian]

that joke shook me to the core burrrrr

[3v3+Z]

that joke shook me to the core
Wow! Thanks!

That's sounds like an anagram for something. That or something poorly translated from another language.

[Brain Stew]

Have I ever mentioned that I major in a science class in college? I am studying genes.