Is Sarah Silverman really having sex with Jimmy Kimmel

[kulguyssj4]

Is it true? Sarah Silverman is engaging in sexual relations with Jimmy Kimmel? Please tell me no!!!

[Treebeard]

Well, Sarah never said we were exclusive.

[Epsilon]

I'm jealous of Jimmy. That's got to be some premuim, grade-A snapper. The kind you eat with caviar and a nice merlot.

[agent_PUNT]

who knows, i hope it's not true. Unless he's an awesome guy off camera... if he starts showing up in my wet dreams i'm gonna be super pissed. well the piss is a side effect, I'll be super angry. yeah.

[tjamick]

he must be pretty cool. he and bob are friends, bob even co-hosted for a week not that long ago.

[Stabby]

Isn't Kimmel married?

[tjamick]

i guess not.

[Dart Shitter]

Have you all been lilving under the same rock or a rock like condo complex?

[agent_PUNT]

I have been living in the belly of a 400 pound woman. And she happens to live under a rock. So, I guess technically I do live under a rock.

[tjamick]

you live under her too? shit. small world. belive it or not i think carrot top lives under her third breast flab.

[agent_PUNT]

yeah, i caught his act last night. He did the whole bit when he presses her belly button and says "Diane can you get my lawyer on the phone"... haha... he pretended her belly button was an intercom button! oh carrot top you certainly are the best comic living inside of this 400 pound woman!

[tjamick]

i dont know man, a jerry sienfeld imatator just moved in to her 5th chin.

[Chaffro]

I'm trying to impersonate Mark Cuban of the Mavericks (not the band) doing a stand-up routine impersonating Jerry Seinfeld. Is it not obvious?

And can you remind Carrot to take his trash out on the correct day.

[PenguinGRussell]

:confused: When did you all start living on my mom?:confused: