APRIL FOOLS (not to be confused with March Madness)

[agent_PUNT]

Ah April 1st, April Fool's day...the day of days... a day that lets thousands of office comedians bring out their best material and prove once again that being retarded has its benefits.



when we were in high school my buddy called up this girls parents and pretended to be the family doctor calling about pregnacny test results. It was juvenile and poorly planned out, which happen to be the 2 staples of every april fools joke.



Anyone have a good April fools stories?

[kulguyssj4]

In my band, a girl stole my valve oil for my Trumpet. I freaked out and then she handed it back to me. I like valve oil like that...

[agent_PUNT]

now that's what I'm talking about!

[tjamick]

one time i kicked a nun.

[CptPlanet]

Originally posted by kulguyssj4
In my band, a girl stole my valve oil for my Trumpet. I freaked out and then she handed it back to me. I like valve oil like that...

My heart skipped a beat when reading this! Goodness.

This story didn't really happen on April Fools, but one time I got like 19 of my friends to sneak these boxcutters onto a couple of planes and hijack them. I never did find out if they got away with it because they didn't call me when they landed. :mad:

[TallahasseeMoe]

It was April 1st and we were at a Stand Up event. The artist was still backstage and some guy from the audience said "we´ll fool the stand up comedian. when he tells his jokes we all just keep quiet and act bored." We agreed and were anxiously awaiting the expression on the stand up´s face.
The Stand Up Comedian came on stage...silence. . When he told his first joke everybody bursted out laughing- his joke was just too damn funny. The following joke were so hilarious some of us almost flew of our chairs. The joke was on us - literally. Finally after the gig we confessed to comedian comedyprinz what we had planned and said he didn´t even notice a difference..bummer

[CptPlanet]

That is a pretty funny joke man good going!

[agent_PUNT]

This isn't really an April Fool's joke, but I didn't want to put it anywhere else... call me incoherent whatever...

Anyways, i just found out that when my girlfriend was 13 she got hit on by the drummer from Pantera.He invited her backstage and said "you know what you gotta do to get backstage don't you?"

He then proceeded to tell her what one must do to go backstage at a Pantera concert... She told him that she was only 13 and he told her that he didn't care.

I was kind of upset to know that she turned him down because I would really have liked to beable to say I fucked a girl who fucked a dude from Pantera.

Wow, if my girlfriend ever visits this site I'm going to be in so much trouble for telling this story.

[klaus_kinski]

Ew, you're girlfriend was hit on by Vinnie Paul? Gross. He looks like Mike Shank from "American Movie."

PS: Pantera Blows. Exhorder Rules.

[agent_PUNT]

wow, his name is vinnie paul. That would explain the "VP" tatoo she has on her ankle.. I guess she was lying when she told me it was because she was Very Polite.

[apotatojudge]

Aah! Three years ago at Warped Tour my friend and I got invited backstage by this British punk band full of really old men. I forgot their name though. But they were fucking creepy.

Also, a good April Fool's Joke:

I'll just copy and paste it from the e-mail my friend sent.

From the moment I woke up I knew it. I knew that son of a bitch was gonna get me for April Fool's. He and his mom like playing really fucked up and cruel jokes on people so I knew today would be a bloodbath. In retrospect, the events of the day all make sense. He asked me if I wanted to go to Wal Mart and get some toiletries. I needed shampoo and soap so I said ok. We got our shit and then headed back to the apartment. When I got my keys and held them to the door, I noticed the door was cracked open. GOD DAMMIT. I prayed I wouldn't see what I feared. Sure enough the place had been ransacked. Money, DVD's and random shit was strewn all about the living room. I instantly darted to my room to check if my beloved computer was gone. I was greatly relieved when I saw it, but then realized my guitars were gone. I said WHAT THE FUCK as I was overcome with the surreal feeling of the nightmare that I have experienced before. Yes, I don't take too kindly to robbery considering my house and car have been jacked in the last year. I was coping with the fact that my 4th guitar had been stolen when I walked back to Sean. He deserves an Oscar for his performance when he whimpered that his bass was gone. I now felt extreme guilt considering my window was open. The shit had officially hit the fan. I was furious. I stormed out of the apartment to the pool and told a sunbather we had been robbed and asked if he had seen anything. He said, "yeah i saw a girl...she got something under the mat." Thats when it hit me. I looked back hesitantly to Sean as an evil grin consumed his hideous evil face. "April Fools" he said.

What a cocksucker. He exploited my worst fear and he got innocent Valerie to partake in the treachery. But I must give mad propers to him for mad creativity and an A+ execution. 'Touche' you asshole.

In other news, my brother skipped school today with his coke head friends so my mom is pretty pissed... I'm planning this big thing for when he gets home that is me and my mom freaking out 'cause we kept calling the school to get in touch with him 'cause Dad just died. Should be great.

[Pali]

Originally posted by apotatojudge
2. Less Than Jake is good.

That fucking pisses me off.

[mad tv fan]

im sad to say that i went to warped tour, although the first time i went i did see flogging molly whom i still like, but yes, get out your blame sticks and start hitting me over the head.

[tjamick]

i actually do have a pretty good prank. a few weeks ago the kids down the street were having a lemon-aide sale, so i decided to mess with them. i looked through the medicene cabnet and found 2 alka-seltzers. i opened them up, broke them into fours and put them back into one of the packages. i bought a cup of their lemon-aide, and when they werent looking i took the alka-seltzer then drank up. i got a weird look on my face, then opened my mouth and screamed "you little shits! you posioned me!"and started to violently move my head left to right then began to make choacking sounds and fell to the ground. they ran away scared, so i darted behind a bush. they came out with there mom and said that some one had died. their mother told them the story about the boy who cried wolf, and that if some one really died she may not believe them.









*i ment to post it on this, but the other douche bag hadn't signed off.
sorry

[Rabot]

Originally posted by tjamick
*i ment to post it on this, but the other douche bag hadn't signed off.
sorry

WTF, so mad tv fan is your significant other (I say significant other because I am PC and gay bang doll is sexist) or something?

I've got an april fools or two for you and oddly enough, both are about epolepsiy, the silent killer.

Last year in my english class, I took an alka-seltzer in my mouth and began to violently thrash around. I'n doing so, I fel on to the floor, and everyone started freaking out...some one screamed...and someone shouted something like "oh my god he's having a sezier" or however you spell it...everyone was so mad when I started laughing realy hard, I had to stop them before someone called 911.

And 2 years ago, a bunch of my friends and I spent the night at someones house with a few bottles of bacardy gold and my xbox...lots of fun was had, and I woke up missing alot of leg hair and blood...but the best part was when I got my epileptic friend to come in the room while I was playing house of the dead 4, which has a bright white flash covering the screen every time you shoot...which is alot. Too bad he didn't have a sezier, though he did one time while playing halo...

[apotatojudge]

Originally posted by Rabot
sezier" or however you spell it...

Thanks for taking the time out to recgonize you didn't know how to spell that lone word.


Those may go down as the worst two stories I have ever heard.

Especially because I don't think either of them happened.
And, also, because tjamick just told that story, only his was executed much better.

[tjamick]

madtvfan is my brother, yes, its true.

another good prank i had done was at my friends house about 6 months ago. we were all really drunk and this one kid passed out, so we put him in my friends room to rest. the friends who's house we were at's parents were out of town, so we planed to stay there the whole weekend. anyways, later that night we were in the garage smoking a bowl when i noticed a very large and agressive looking stapler. another friend and i got the idea of stapling the sleeping friends pants to his shirt, so we went upstairs and begun to do so. while doing it he said "hey, lets staple his socks to his pants, that would be funny." so we did it. we figured that that would be the end of the prank, so we went into the living room and started to watch tv and drink some beers. the next mourning the friend who had passed out was the last one to awake. we were all hung over, but he appeared to still be drunk. he asked us to make him a protien shake, which i did, but while doing so the friend who's house we were at ran up to me and said "put a few chocolate laxitives in his shake." so i did. he drank it up and started to watch tv. about 15 minutes later he jumped out of the chair. the laxitives had kicked in. we didnt see him for about an hour until some one had gone into the bathroom. he was laying in the tub, clothes full of shit, trying to undo his pants. because of the way we stapled his socks, his feet were covered in shit. he had to use a large kitchen knife to remove his clothes, and put on a pair of old pants and a t-shirt from my friend who was much smaller then him. i'd say that that was one of the best pranks EVER.

[CptPlanet]

Originally posted by tjamick
madtvfan is my brother, yes, its true.

another good prank i had done was at my friends house about 6 months ago. we were all really drunk and this one kid passed out, so we put him in my friends room to rest. the friends who's house we were at's parents were out of town, so we planed to stay there the whole weekend. anyways, later that night we were in the garage smoking a bowl when i noticed a very large and agressive looking stapler. another friend and i got the idea of stapling the sleeping friends pants to his shirt, so we went upstairs and begun to do so. while doing it he said "hey, lets staple his socks to his pants, that would be funny." so we did it. we figured that that would be the end of the prank, so we went into the living room and started to watch tv and drink some beers. the next mourning the friend who had passed out was the last one to awake. we were all hung over, but he appeared to still be drunk. he asked us to make him a protien shake, which i did, but while doing so the friend who's house we were at ran up to me and said "put a few chocolate laxitives in his shake." so i did. he drank it up and started to watch tv. about 15 minutes later he jumped out of the chair. the laxitives had kicked in. we didnt see him for about an hour until some one had gone into the bathroom. he was laying in the tub, clothes full of shit, trying to undo his pants. because of the way we stapled his socks, his feet were covered in shit. he had to use a large kitchen knife to remove his clothes, and put on a pair of old pants and a t-shirt from my friend who was much smaller then him. i'd say that that was one of the best pranks EVER.

ULTIMATE!

also, I GUESS WE KNOW WHO GOT ALL THE TALENT IN THAT FAMILY!

[mad tv fan]

i would like to inform you all the the supposed "prank" a supposed "tjamick" has supposidly "pulled" didnt happen. That whole bit about the lemonaid sale, pulled it out of his ass, thats right, he has been talking about doing that for a while but never has. Maybe to attract the ladies with his i-just-gave-a-5-year-old-a-heart-attack-boner

[tjamick]

Originally posted by mad tv fan
i would like to inform you all the the supposed "prank" a supposed "tjamick" has supposidly "pulled" didnt happen. That whole bit about the lemonaid sale, pulled it out of his ass, thats right, he has been talking about doing that for a while but never has. Maybe to attract the ladies with his i-just-gave-a-5-year-old-a-heart-attack-boner

kind of like how you pulled 20 dead hamsters out of your ass?

[mad tv fan]

how should i have known they crawled up there the month before

[tjamick]

dont pretend you didnt know about the tube used to insert them

[apotatojudge]

Lemmiwinks!

[RizzleMcIzzle]

South Park did it! South Park did it!

http://images.southparkstudios.com/img/content/characters/117a.gif

[Rabot]

Originally posted by apotatojudge
Thanks for taking the time out to recgonize you didn't know how to spell that lone word.


Those may go down as the worst two stories I have ever heard.

Especially because I don't think either of them happened.
And, also, because tjamick just told that story, only his was executed much better.

Hey, I'm above the laws of the english language. and I'm not trying to be good with words, or funny (like tjamack or whatever his name is and BTW it is not even remotley the same story, besides the alka-seltzer), just telling it like it is ya know. they did happen, and I don't give a fuck if you belive them or not.

But you're a stupid bitch, so I don't forgive you.