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Dobbs
08-13-2003, 08:33 AM
The Reverend Fred Phelps says Hope is in hell now:

http://www.godhatesfags.com/fliers/jul2003/Hope_in_Hell_7-30-2003.pdf

It's not a joke, either. Funny or not?
tjamick
07-20-2004, 02:30 PM
actually, it is a joke. godhatesfags.com is the onion of christian news letters.
CptPlanet
07-20-2004, 06:54 PM
Wrong. Fred Phelps is 100% serious. He protests at gay funerals and even "Fag-friendly churches".

All it takes is one quick glance at my avatar to realize that I don't cotton to any of that nonsense. Fred Phelps is pollution, and I'm about to take him down to zero!
tjamick
07-20-2004, 06:58 PM
earth!
fire!
wind!
water!
heart!
goooooooooooooooo planet!
CptPlanet
07-20-2004, 07:01 PM
By your powers combined...
tjamick
07-20-2004, 07:02 PM
I am...
Rabot
07-23-2004, 01:59 AM
Simply put, AIDS cures gays. Nigger Faggot...
Officer Koon
07-23-2004, 12:16 PM
Fred Phelps, to paraphrase Bill Hicks, is just another fevered ego tainting our collective subconscious, and making us all pay a higher psychic price. But people like him are so fucking ignorant that it's kind of funny and endearing.
Stabby
07-23-2004, 10:50 PM
My ears are burning... :)
TomWopat
07-29-2004, 01:24 AM
Sorry to bump up a old topic, but I hope he went to hell. Hope's a fucking asshole.
ritzik
06-29-2007, 03:07 PM
Sorry to bump up a old topic, but I hope he went to hell. Hope's a fucking asshole.

damn, uber harsh
joebert
06-30-2007, 05:10 PM
Only closet homosexuals protest gay events.

It's a way for them to attend the events without feeling vulnerable.
KyleGassProject
07-01-2007, 03:01 AM
I protest closets.

I mean sure-- everybody needs a little space to store your shit-- but closets are more trouble than they are worth.


Closet problems


1) Skeletons. Can't have any skeletons in the closet if you don't have the closet in the first place.

2) Monsters. See skeleton reasoning above.

3) Tom Cruise.


The only thing I can personally say that's good about closets is that they make a great enclosed space to masturbate in while waiting for pies to cool. But that's not enough to outweigh the first 3 reasons to abolish all closets from the planet. So adios closets, and hello armoires!
joebert
07-01-2007, 07:45 AM
There's nothing like playing peeka-holy-shit-where-am-I when someone moves an armoire to a different part of town while you're masturbating inside of it.

It's the next best thing to being a virgin.
ritzik
07-02-2007, 03:58 AM
That actually happened to me while I was STILL A VIRGIN!

I've been chasing the dragon ever since.