Comedians Of Comedy Photos

[agent_PUNT]

here are just a couple photos from the Chicago shows.

I took ALOT but these are a quick group of some of my favorites.

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[Brain Stew]

Musta been fun :(.

[agent_PUNT]

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[agent_PUNT]

yes... patton did crowd surf to end his set.

at the end of the show all 4 comedians got up on stage and just talked about some inside jokes that happened over the tour.


in the pics above you can see Brian yelling at Patton about "TWO MINIATURE JOE PESCI'S!!!"

I didn't want to use my flash too much so most shots are pretty dark.

The kid standing in behind Eugene Mirman is my Canadian comedian friend Greg. He was a volunteer for Eugene's closing bit. I talked about Greg a while ago on the site. He is making his first appearance at Just For Laughs this year. At age 22.

[RizzleMcIzzle]

Thanks! Now make with the stories! Please.

[Kelsy]

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[Treebeard]

Originally posted by agent_PUNT
yes... patton did crowd surf to end his set.

wow. it appears that the chicago crowd could not have been anymore different than the champaign show. in champaign, somebody would've drunkenly stabbed patton as a "joke."

[Kelsy]

Nick didn't hang out at all. I got a coupon from Eugene. The show was miserable hot.

[CptPlanet]

Originally posted by Kelsy
Nick didn't hang out at all. I got a coupon from Eugene. The show was miserable hot.

pipe down fatty

[agent_PUNT]

Originally posted by Kelsy
Nick didn't hang out at all.

i had an awesome cab ride with tj and steph. both looked healthy and happier than i'd ever seen them. you decided to watch Austin Powers instead.

[huond]

is that why i got a text from TJ about austin powers??

[Kelsy]

Originally posted by agent_PUNT
i had an awesome cab ride with tj and steph. both looked healthy and happier than i'd ever seen them. you decided to watch Austin Powers instead.

I didn't have enough money for both shows. Austin Powers wasn't my first choice! It was my only choice!

and OOOOOOOOOH a cab ride!

[Brain Stew]

Austin Powers?

[Kelsy]

Originally posted by CptPlanet
pipe down fatty

go hang yourself

[agent_PUNT]

Originally posted by Kelsy
go hang yourself

i had a great time. the little i did see everyone made me very happy.

[klaus_kinski]

Great pics all around.

Now let's hear some dirt. Who's an asshole, who's really gay, who can't handle their booze, who still doesn't have armpit hair.... *

* besides me

[Kelsy]

Originally posted by agent_PUNT
i had a great time. the little i did see everyone made me very happy.

I <3 your girlfriend

[CptPlanet]

Originally posted by Kelsy
I <3 your girlfriend

she hates you

[klaus_kinski]

Originally posted by Kelsy
I <3 your girlfriend

Agreed. I've hung out with them a bunch of times. She is super sweet. I'd probably like her more than Nick if he didn't have such insane sex appeal

[agent_PUNT]

thanks guys. she loves all of you. she really fucking does.

[agent_PUNT]

patton has updated his spew for the tour:

http://www.pattonoswalt.com/ht/spew5.html

[pollypry]

hey that's cool, thanks nick!

nick, you're a cock.

the prize for not being up front during the end of the show (definitely 3 hours or more and kelsy is right, it was like a kiss, but the size of a boiling spike through into your genitals, and that means too hot and long!) was that fag Lance hitting on TJ, if it's okay to call a real fag a fag now, sorry fags. Ask TJ about it when you can cause he wants to talk about it.

oh and i think i was the only one who saw this, kelsy did something very nice for patton so he humped her sweater for her.
and maria doesn't want me dead, she said so herself.

gotta go!

[CptPlanet]

nicks bro had to catch a plane early the next morning so he went back to the hotel :(

[pollypry]

oh, ok. i'm really sorry nick, you're not a cock, you seem to care about your friends!

[tjamick]

Story of me getting hit on + how kelsy almost killed me!!!!!


Part 1.
Seth, Kelsy, Steph and I went outside for a cigarette during brians act. When we got back in, instead of plowing our way through 5,000 sweaty Chicagonians we decided to stay at the back of the room. after about 5 minutes some bro walks up to me with a beer and says "how old are you?". I told him i was 22 hoping it would result in him buying me beer. Instead he introduced himself and said that we looked very cool then walked away. i just figured he was some drunk dude untill he came up to me again 15 minutes later and asked if i liked video games. i told him i did, but my PS2doesnt work BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH he told me that we were the coolest looking people in the club BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH he starts talking about the comedians. He asked me who i liked and i told him that i was mainly into comedy based on catchphrases. we talked about that for a while, during which time he would put his hand on my arm untill i'd move it off. after a few minutes of talking the following dialoge took place:
Lance: So, you ONLY like comedy based on catchphrases?
Me: yeah, i always know what they're gonna say! it's FUNNY!!! EAT MY SHORTS!
Lance: Man, I like the kind of comic where you're like "you dont know WHAT that guy's gonna say!!!"
Me: not me. i dont like to be suprised. i like to know whats going on before it happens.
Lance: well, ya dont know what a guys cock looks like untill it's out and thats a good suprise!
Me: IF ya like cocks...


Part 2.
After Kelsy, Steph and i dropped Seth off at the airport we took the wrong exit tw3ice thanks to mapquest. it was rally rainy out and on our third time circleing the airport we hit a wet patch and the car spun out of control. it did a 180 and the side i was on began to slide towards the wall. when i was about 8 feet from it the car turned another 45 degrees and the back stopped 2 feet (or less) from the wall. after that kelsy drove at no more then 45 miles per hour.

[Kelsy]

We left during Patton's second set, actually. More because we had heard it before and it was literally 90 degrees in there.

and it wasn't me who almost killed you! It was the road. I saved your life with my super driving skills. I guess actually it was mostly Seth's fault.

[CptPlanet]

Originally posted by Kelsy
We left during Patton's second set, actually. More because we had heard it before and it was literally 90 degrees in there.

and it wasn't me who almost killed you! It was the road. I saved your life with my super driving skills. I guess actually it was mostly Seth's fault.

and 113% humidity and all the humidity was from sweat which made it even worse

[pollypry]

yeah you mean from all the death-stress perspiration from when we almost died because of you? AWFUL!

[CptPlanet]

Originally posted by pollypry
yeah you mean from all the death-stress perspiration from when we almost died because of you? AWFUL!

I WAS ALMOST IN TEARS BECAUSE OF YOU GUYS! TEARS! IN A PUBLIC PLACE!

FUCK YOU DRIVE BETTER NEXT TIME. :(

[5InchTaint]

Originally posted by CptPlanet
I WAS ALMOST IN TEARS BECAUSE OF YOU GUYS! TEARS! IN A PUBLIC PLACE!

[CptPlanet]

pea.... stew????? BLAND, kelp!

[Kelsy]

Originally posted by CptPlanet
I WAS ALMOST IN TEARS BECAUSE OF YOU GUYS! TEARS! IN A PUBLIC PLACE!

FUCK YOU DRIVE BETTER NEXT TIME. :(

awwwwww! It wasn't your fault!!

[Dart Shitter]

My review and pictures coming later tonight.....

get off my back i've had finals and work to deal with!

[Treebeard]

Originally posted by Dart Shitter
My review and pictures coming later tonight.....

get off my back i've had finals and work to deal with!

STILL WAITING

[Dart Shitter]

sorry still dont have time yet

[pollypry]

Jay you don't have to if you don't wanna, I'll take "CARE" of johnny.

[Dart Shitter]

Sorry I have been so busy with finals and my girl friends new dog.

That dog cant do flash cards for shit, any way..

I had a great time at the shows. I tried to not laugh at the jokes I heard on CD the first show and then the jokes i had heard before in the second show but it just wasn't a happening. Every one was top notch and the first show environment was very intimate, like hanging out listen to your friends tell stories really. The second show was like a concert and people were very polite as i shuffled my way to the front with three beers apologizing and not really giving a shit. Nick's hobbitesq quest for Patton's scotch was quite amusing and that stick has only gotten three bids on ebay so far? 3.93 total? for a stick? I didn't have the courage/desire to meet the comedians to get something signed. It's not the fame it's the respect i have for them and the fact that I dont have anything really to say but "thanks." I'd feel more comfortable chating with them in a equal social situation like a county fair or joint biopsy.

Comic descriptions:

Patton- midget "bring me a goblin cock"

Brian- Fucking huge "they would fuck me in my Mr. Show ass with their nerd dick"

Maria- One hair color(finally!) "debit or credit?"

Eugene-Jewussianly Exsquizid "Don't ever throw a baby, even at a burgular"

Hangings with the BUTM's only lacked a Johnny/Yagermeister characteristic that only a mother could explain to the cops. There was a good supply of beer and weed and "Bros" being thrown around. Wish Nick could have come but the Border ban I've emplaced hasn't expired yet. The awkward couples got to see my place of business where I make way less money then tommy but still have my internet dignity. Contributing to the delequency of minors is a rush only comparable to fucking your cousin in a northern state.

I have pictures that I need to resize and host through my myspace account but i'm not so resizing savy, so what's the biggest size i can host or post?

J

[percyKittens]

hey!! i was there:)





i don't like this "bored" (<get it???? tee-hee) anymore.

bye.

[Dart Shitter]

I'm fuckin funny Kevin, i really am...

[AndersLevant]

My friend took this either yesterday or Friday.

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[voodoochile]

hey!! i was there:)





i don't like this "bored" (<get it???? tee-hee) anymore.

bye.

this poster had such potential, someone find his/her email and tell them to come back

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