New CD By David Cross!

[agent_PUNT]

Apparently Davey Boy Cross was on Kimmel last night. Seeing as I hate Kimmel for sticking his penis in Sarah Silverman, I happened to miss the show.

But alas, May 5th 2004, David's new CD will be released on Subpop:

Here is the track listing as posted on subpop's website (below)

Track Listing:
1. Certain Leaders in Government Look or Act like Certain Pop Culture References!

2. Women, Please Rinse Off Your Vagina and Anus!

3. A Rapid Series of Comical Noises!

4. I've Taken a Popular Contemporary Pop Song and Changed the Lyrics to Comment on the Proliferation of Starbucks in My Neighborhood!

5. Although Indigent, Rural Families Have Little to Say in the Matter, Third Rate Public Education Has Kept Them Ignorant and Thus, Great Sources of Ridicule!

6. My Child is Enthralling, Especially When It Says Something Unexpectedly Precocious Even Though It Doesn't Understand What It Just Said!

7. My Immigrant Mom Talks Funny!

8. When It Comes to Jews, Behavior One Might Perceive as Obnoxious and Annoying I Present as "Quirky" but It's Okay to Joke About It Because I, Myself, Am Jewish!

9. Pandering to the Locals!

10. Even Though I Am in the Closet, That Won't Prevent Me from Getting Cheap Laughs at the Expense of Homosexuals!

11. Weathermen Have Become, for the Most Part, Obsolete!

12. When All is Said and Done, I am Lonely and Miserable and Barely Able to Mask My Contempt for the Audience as I Trot Out the Same Sorry Act I've Been Doing Since the Mid-Eighties!


Here's the link:

www.subpop.com

OR directly to the album info:


http://www.subpop.com/scripts/main/discography.php?cat=true&display_type=discog_single&title=Its%20Not%20Funny

[Fruitsnake]

Nice!

Thanks for the info, I didn't realize he had another one coming out!

I love his track listings. Hilarious.

[F. F. Woodycook]

Yeah, thanks of the info. The track listings are pretty hilarious, so I'm sure the cd will be great.

[agent_PUNT]

I was hoping for another double CD, but it doesn't look like it.

My favorite track title on the last album was "Diarrhea moustache"

"flying on a Mexican Plane" tied with "If Baseballs had AIDS on them" for second.

If you picked up that CD without knowing David you'd think he was the worst comedian ever.

[keepthechaaange]

how can you tell if it's going to be a double cd or not? this cd apparently has more tracks than his first, so you never know.

[agent_PUNT]

I would have thought they would have broke it up

"Disc 1"

"Disc 2" but you make a good point. I guess we'll NEVER find out! Or we'll know in a week or two, whatever.

[Stabby]

are you ready to laugh?


-any audio clips out there yet?

[Dart Shitter]

Hurry up lime wire, I aint given david(himself) 50 cents for no he hah CD, tootincommon

[agent_PUNT]

if you find any tracks out there let me know. We all know everyone here is buying the CD no questions asked. Unless the question you ask is "hey kid, where is your Comedy section?" in which case, that question is a good one to ask.

Speaking of, I've decided to only purchase CD's by artists who ARE child molesters. I'm sick of everyone picking on Michael Jackson, Pete Townsend and Barbara Streisand. Just becuase they are all "boy fuckers" doesn't mean they shouldn't profit. I don't mean to get off on a rant here....(hahaha, stupid Miller)

[gerald hennessy]

Please elaborate on the Barbara Streisand child molesting reference. Thank you and God bless.

[agent_PUNT]

Originally posted by gerald hennessy
Please elaborate on the Barbara Streisand child molesting reference. Thank you and God bless.

I can't think of anything funny right now, but if anyone can elaborate on Streisands child molesting please throw it in.... Anyone?

[tjamick]

yeah, i heard she used to put her nose up the asses of little boys, if you'd ask me i'd rather spend a week at neverland than a day with "babs"

why the fuck do i know thats her nickname?

[agent_PUNT]

maybe you have repressed some bad childhood memories of when Babs was your babysitter?

[tjamick]

look, thats a part of my life i want to forget, but every time i hear send in the clowns my ass starts to hurt.