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3rdWheelLegend
03-03-2006, 03:25 PM
Carlos Mencia's one hour CC special, No Strings Attatched, is airing soon. Here's a fun drinking game to play while watching. You know how to play

When Carlos says "Beaner", Drink!

When Carlos says "Chink", Drink!

When Carlos says "Cracker", Drink!

When Carlos makes a joke involving black people and chicken, Drink!

When Carlos does an impression of a retarded person (way to take them down a peg), Drink!

When Carlos runs around the stage screaming like an idiot, drink!

When Carlos takes an ordinary situation, like buying stamps or riding a bike, and somehow turns it into a racial joke, DRINK!!

When Carlos makes you laugh, do not drink because you are already wasted.

When Carlos is fat, Drink!

When Carlos says "lighten up" or "take a joke!" or just makes a comment about how edgy he is, DRINK!!

When Carlos does any accent of any race, Drink!

When Carlos mentions his mexican heritage, Drink!



You should be drunk by his first joke. Feel free to add on.
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Roddimus
03-03-2006, 03:28 PM
I drink to forget about people like Mencia.
Tommy
03-03-2006, 03:54 PM
Originally posted by 3rdWheelLegend
When Carlos says "lighten up" or "take a joke!" or just makes a comment about how edgy he is, DRINK!! You should of added, drink when he says, "What? I said it!"
5InchTaint
03-03-2006, 04:03 PM
You also failed to mention that we should be drinking strychnine.
Brain Stew
03-03-2006, 04:34 PM
I noticed in the commcercials for the special, he will be making jokes about how it doesn't make sense to associate eggs with Easter.

That Carlos! Always on the cutting edge of 1988!
Roddimus
03-03-2006, 05:27 PM
Originally posted by Brain Stew
That Carlos! Always on the cutting edge of 1988!
More like the cutting edge of timelessly shitty comedy.
Rabot
03-03-2006, 05:41 PM
Originally posted by Brain Stew
he will be making jokes about how it doesn't make sense to associate eggs with Easter.

Jim Gafigan?
Brain Stew
03-03-2006, 05:50 PM
Originally posted by Rabot
Jim Gafigan?
Also, Eddie Izzard off the top of my head.

For some reason it seems like one of those bits that tons of comedians have done.
Rabot
03-03-2006, 05:52 PM
I bet you mencias version will be edggier!
Brain Stew
03-03-2006, 05:55 PM
I bet we will find out how Mexicans celebrate it!
agent_PUNT
03-03-2006, 06:09 PM
Originally posted by 3rdWheelLegend

When Carlos does an impression of a retarded person (way to take them down a peg), Drink!



that made me chuckle...as did Taint's comment about drinking something I assume will cause blindness and possible death?

this guy is a fucking joke.
Brain Stew
03-03-2006, 06:12 PM
Strychnine is a posion that apparently "causes muscular convulsions and eventually asphyxia or sheer exhaustion."
3rdWheelLegend
03-03-2006, 06:17 PM
Originally posted by Brain Stew
I bet we will find out how Mexicans celebrate it!

Hmm, I dont know. What are you basing this prediction on?
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5InchTaint
03-03-2006, 07:17 PM
I thought strychnine was a very commonly known poison. I guess I should have just said "poison" in the first place.

Strychnine poisoning can be fatal to humans, by inhalation, swallowing or absorption through eyes or mouth. It produces some of the most dramatic, terrifying, best known, and painful symptoms imaginable. For this reason, strychnine poisoning is often used in literature and film.

Ten to twenty minutes after exposure, every muscle in the body will start to simultaneously contract, starting with the head and neck. The spasms then spread to every muscle in the body, with nearly continuous convulsions. They get worse at the slightest stimulus. They progress, increasing in intensity and frequency until the backbone arches continually. Death comes from asphyxiation caused by paralysis of the brain's breathing apparatus, or by exhaustion from the convulsions. At that time, the body "freezes," even in the middle of a convulsion. Rigor mortis sets in immediately, with the eyes left wide open.
agent_PUNT
03-03-2006, 07:30 PM
Originally posted by 5InchTaint
I thought strychnine was a very commonly known poison. I guess I should have just said "poison" in the first place.



oh okay, yeah i've HEARD of it... didn't know nothing aboot it... I didn't take the time to figure out how to pronounce it.... hence i really didn't clue in.

my bad.

it's a word you hear like 20 times a day but never really see it written out.
CptPlanet
03-03-2006, 09:47 PM
Originally posted by Rabot
Jim Gafigan?

hello?????? bill fucking hicks
nothreat
03-03-2006, 10:00 PM
Not knowing about strychnine and not citing Bill Hicks has taken everyone in this thread except taint and cpt down a notch in my mind.
AndersLevant
03-03-2006, 10:04 PM
Not taking Cpt down a notch has taken you up one in my mind.
Brain Stew
03-03-2006, 10:15 PM
Originally posted by nothreat
Not knowing about strychnine and not citing Bill Hicks has taken everyone in this thread except taint and cpt down a notch in my mind.
I knew it was a poison, just not how it exactly worked.
AndersLevant
03-03-2006, 11:03 PM
Originally posted by Brain Stew
I knew it was a poison, just not how it exactly worked.

Like there's an excuse for that. Pussy.
Treebeard
03-03-2006, 11:25 PM
anders is so fucking cool, he IS poison control
AndersLevant
03-03-2006, 11:34 PM
Back off, man.
creator of AM
03-03-2006, 11:44 PM
Isn't strychnine used in rat poison? Also, I heard that if Acid is mixed improperly it can produce similar affects to strychnine.
5InchTaint
03-03-2006, 11:59 PM
It used to be, and no. (http://www.erowid.org/chemicals/lsd/lsd_myth5.shtml)
quartersmostly
03-04-2006, 02:20 PM
Originally posted by agent_PUNT
it's a word you hear like 20 times a day but never really see it written out. Are you spending a lot of time with people that want to poison their frineds or do you just listen to The Sonics a lot.
Carlos Mencia
03-23-2006, 02:23 PM
Black people walk like this: budda budda bum bum budda budda bum bum

Mexicans walk like this: bum bum budda budda bum bum budda budda

What!? I said it! Oooooh! Lighten up!
Martin Lawrence
03-24-2006, 06:01 AM
New rules:


When he uses a midget in a sketch to get a laugh, drink


am i the only one who gets annoyed at the number of shows that use midgets in sketches to get a laugh? its so lame and hacky. (the man show and mad tv were the biggest offenders of this until mencia came around) piss off, midgets are not funny, fuck you mencia, go fuck off and suck my weenie
CptPlanet
03-24-2006, 07:30 AM
martin lawrence when is bad boys 5 coming out?
Kelsy
03-24-2006, 08:41 AM
Now who brought Martin Lawrence into this? That's just going too far.
Brain Stew
03-24-2006, 08:42 AM
Originally posted by CptPlanet
martin lawrence when is bad boys 5 coming out?
After they finish the Big Mama's House Trilogy.
Sheneneh
03-24-2006, 10:01 AM
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Brain Stew
03-24-2006, 10:14 AM
BEST ADAPATION OF A MARK TWAIN STORY EVER.
RizzleMcIzzle
03-24-2006, 02:08 PM
Black Knight 2: Black Ninja!!!
3rdWheelLegend
03-25-2006, 12:46 AM
Originally posted by Martin Lawrence
New rules:


When he uses a midget in a sketch to get a laugh, drink


am i the only one who gets annoyed at the number of shows that use midgets in sketches to get a laugh? its so lame and hacky. (the man show and mad tv were the biggest offenders of this until mencia came around) piss off, midgets are not funny, fuck you mencia, go fuck off and suck my weenie

Eh, they're ok in "small doses"

Someone else: Good one!
Me: Thanks i just came up with it.
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BenHertz
04-07-2006, 04:24 AM
I guess you guys won't be joining the fanclub I started.

http://groups.myspace.com/carlosmenciarules

"This is a site for people who appreciate the pure genius, courage, and all around balls of the great comedian Carlos Mencia."