Favorite Wet Hot American Summer quotes

[JuanBallsac]

"If your going into town i need you to do me a favor, my husbands
coming tomorrow and i need some lube.....for my pussy."

"I dont know she may be, shes got a pretty big nose."

Signing off-
JanBallsac

[DandyFop]

God I love that movie. Probably the funniest I've ever seen.

"I'm so old, when I went to camp Jesus Christ was my counselor!"

I absolutely love Amy Poehler in that movie, because I was always in drama when I was a kid and she is the epitomy of what it was like back then.

"Leave your bullshit and baggage at the door, cause we don't need it!"

[waffle]

"Now finish up them taters, Im gonna go fondle my sweaters."

"I want you inside me....oh hey whats up, you know, from before"

"where are we going?"
"to a big secret pizza party."
"Alright, I love pizza."
"yeah, well....."(throws kid out of van)

"Oh fvck my cock!"

"McKinley an Ben! This is for you!.....Its a chaise lounge, we didn't know if maybe you already had one."

Oh god I could go on for hours...

[voodude]

was this just a movie by all the guys in the state? i've heard about it but never seen it

[JuanBallsac]

it is i JuanBallsac,

yes wet hot american summer is written by David Wain and Michael Showalter. and directed by Wain.

It is a warm hearted romp!

Voodude,let me make a suggestion.
Wait until Easter to watch it. That way you can invite your family to watch it with you. Gather all elderly and pre-teen relatives in the living room,and pop it in. This film is just good ole family entertainment.

[waffle]

I just watched this movie last week and I had a few more...

"What are you looking at? Is there a UFO in the sky?"
"No, Its nothing you need worry about......yet."

"Its your job to make sure kids dont drown!"

"So Henry-"
"Please, call me Henry."

"McKinley, four campers are stuck in the lower ropes course. I meant to tell you about that yesterday, but could you get to it now?"

[waffle]

I just watched this movie last week and I had a few more...

"What are you looking at? Is there a UFO in the sky?"
"No, Its nothing you need worry about......yet."

"Its your job to make sure kids dont drown!"

"So Henry-"
"Please, call me Henry."

"McKinley, four campers are stuck in the lower ropes course. I meant to tell you about that yesterday, but could you get to it now?"

So much of that movie's best parts dont have any dialogue though.

[waffle]

oops, sorry

[SpatulaCity]

Gene: Now we need to make 8 gallons of bug juice by snack hour, do you know where the powder packets are?
Gary: Yeah.
Gene: In the pantry, above the sink, right next to my bottle of dick cream.


Andy, after making out with Katie: You taste like a burger. I don't like you anymore.



Gene: I'm gonna go hump a fridge.