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5InchTaint
02-18-2006, 01:43 PM
David Cross will be appearing in the new Amanda Bynes movie as a school principal. The movie is some type of cross dressing comedy that will have teenage boys completely confused about their sexuality as they beat off furiously to a girl dressed like a guy. It follows in the flop footsteps of movies like Just One of the Guys and Ladybugs so it's bound to be good. David Cross is in the trailer which can be seen here: http://www.apple.com/trailers/dreamworks/shestheman/large.html
or you can just look at this pretty screen cap and save yourself the agony.
http://img306.imageshack.us/img306/5647/untitled20vn.jpg

Roddimus
02-18-2006, 04:14 PM
"Actors can't be choosers."

Brain Stew
02-18-2006, 04:41 PM
Is this the sequel to the Samuel Jackson movie?

5InchTaint
02-18-2006, 06:42 PM
I think it's the sequel to that Sean Connery movie.
"She's the man now, dog"

Brain Stew
02-18-2006, 06:48 PM
Well played, Sir.

percyKittens
02-18-2006, 10:24 PM
umm... no.

5InchTaint
02-19-2006, 03:42 AM
Originally posted by percyKittens
umm... no.
Then do better fuckslot. It's not good enough to just go: ummmm, no. Bring the motherfucking chucklefest!!!!!! I think it's not only proper protocol but common courtesy to bring the funny before unleashing an apathetic shitstorm upon others.

PURRcyKittens
02-19-2006, 07:45 AM
um.... i got a cock in my ass

percyKittens
02-19-2006, 09:07 PM
Originally posted by 5InchTaint
Then do better fuckslot. It's not good enough to just go: ummmm, no. Bring the motherfucking chucklefest!!!!!! I think it's not only proper protocol but common courtesy to bring the funny before unleashing an apathetic shitstorm upon others.

Main Entry: sub·tle·ty
Pronunciation: 's&-t&l-tE
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural -ties
Etymology: Middle English sutilte, from Middle French sutilté, from Latin subtilitat-, subtilitas, from subtilis
1 : the quality or state of being subtle
2 : something subtle

Main Entry: sub·tle
Pronunciation: 's&-t&l
Function: adjective
Inflected Form(s): sub·tler /'s&t-l&r, 's&-t&l-&r/; sub·tlest /'s&t-l&st, 's&-t&l-&st/
Etymology: Middle English sutil, sotil, from Middle French soutil, from Latin subtilis, literally, finely textured, from sub- + tela cloth on a loom; akin to Latin texere to weave -- more at TECHNICAL
1 a : DELICATE, ELUSIVE <a subtle fragrance> b : difficult to understand or perceive : OBSCURE <subtle differences in sound>
Main Entry: sub·tle
Pronunciation: 's&-t&l
Function: adjective
Inflected Form(s): sub·tler /'s&t-l&r, 's&-t&l-&r/; sub·tlest /'s&t-l&st, 's&-t&l-&st/
Etymology: Middle English sutil, sotil, from Middle French soutil, from Latin subtilis, literally, finely textured, from sub- + tela cloth on a loom; akin to Latin texere to weave -- more at TECHNICAL
1 a : DELICATE, ELUSIVE <a subtle fragrance> b : difficult to understand or perceive : OBSCURE <subtle differences in sound>
2 a : PERCEPTIVE, REFINED <a writer's sharp and subtle moral sense> b : having or marked by keen insight and ability to penetrate deeply and thoroughly <a subtle scholar>
3 a : highly skillful : EXPERT <a subtle craftsman> b : cunningly made or contrived : INGENIOUS
4 : ARTFUL, CRAFTY <a subtle rogue>
5 : operating insidiously <subtle poisons>
- sub·tle·ness /'s&-t&l-n&s/ noun
- sub·tly /'s&t-lE, 's&-t&l-(l)E/ adverb <a subtle scholar>
3 a : highly skillful : EXPERT <a subtle craftsman> b : cunningly made or contrived : INGENIOUS
4 : ARTFUL, CRAFTY <a subtle rogue>
5 : operating insidiously <subtle poisons>
- sub·tle·ness /'s&-t&l-n&s/ noun
- sub·tly /'s&t-lE, 's&-t&l-(l)E/ adverb2 a : PERCEPTIVE, REFINED <a writer's sharp and subtle moral sense> b : having or marked by keen insight and ability to penetrate deeply and thoroughly 2 a : PERCEPTIVE, REFINED <a writer's sharp and subtle moral sense> b : having or marked by keen insight and ability to penetrate deeply and thoroughly

Brain Stew
02-19-2006, 09:09 PM
Goddamn Percy, calm it down.

percyKittens
02-19-2006, 09:21 PM
you're right, i should calm myself..

percyKittens
02-19-2006, 09:21 PM
are we still friends?

percyKittens
02-19-2006, 09:22 PM
do i have over 10 posts now so that i can put up my own avatar?

Wist
02-19-2006, 11:03 PM
Chuck & Buck was probably the gayest movie ive ever seen (seriously, the 2 dudes who wrote the American Pie movies fucked at the end....OOPS! spoiler alert)

percyKittens
02-19-2006, 11:06 PM
b.t.w. i'd make love to mike white's butthole f.y.i.

percyKittens
02-19-2006, 11:12 PM
p.s: you best get your facts straight (as in not homosexual) a.s.a.p.- it was the other character (not M.W.) who wrote American Poo.


Main Entry: ac·cu·ra·cy
Pronunciation: 'a-ky&-r&-sE, 'a-k(&-)r&-
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural -cies
1 : freedom from mistake or error : CORRECTNESS
2 a : conformity to truth or to a standard or model : EXACTNESS b : degree of conformity of a measure to a standard or a true value -- compare PRECISION 2a

you're welcome.

fritter
02-19-2006, 11:26 PM
would you mind showing us what "go away and never return" means?

5InchTaint
02-19-2006, 11:26 PM
Main Entry: pre·ten·tious
Pronunciation: pri-'ten(t)-sh&s
Function: adjective
Etymology: French prétentieux, from prétention pretension, from Medieval Latin praetention-, praetentio, from Latin praetendere
1 : characterized by pretension : as a : making usually unjustified or excessive claims (as of value or standing) <the pretentious fraud who assumes a love of culture that is alien to him -- Richard Watts>b : expressive of affected, unwarranted, or exaggerated importance, worth, or stature <pretentious language> <pretentious houses>
2 : making demands on one's skill, ability, or means : AMBITIOUS <the pretentious daring of the Green Mountain Boys in crossing the lake -- Amer. Guide Series: Vt.>
synonym see SHOWY
- pre·ten·tious·ly adverb
- pre·ten·tious·ness noun

scotch-romanian
02-19-2006, 11:35 PM
"Deke, you the man."

"I'm the MAN!!"

fritter
02-19-2006, 11:47 PM
http://bennellibrothers.com/blog/archives/juwanna_man.jpg

fritter
02-19-2006, 11:49 PM
http://www.georgetown.edu/faculty/irvinem/visualarts/Image-Library/ManRay/Violin_dIngres-photomontage-1924-2.jpg

fritter
02-19-2006, 11:55 PM
http://unmuseum.mus.pa.us/piltdown.gif

percyKittens
02-19-2006, 11:59 PM
Originally posted by fritter
would you mind showing us what "go away and never return" means?

hahahaha!!! good one fritt!

hey- wanna see my cat? okay, here! she's really sweet!

hey! what are you guys doing tonight?
k, thanks!

percyKittens
02-20-2006, 12:03 AM
Originally posted by 5InchTaint
Main Entry: pre·ten·tious
Pronunciation: pri-'ten(t)-sh&s
Function: adjective
Etymology: French prétentieux, from prétention pretension, from Medieval Latin praetention-, praetentio, from Latin praetendere
1 : characterized by pretension : as a : making usually unjustified or excessive claims (as of value or standing) <the pretentious fraud who assumes a love of culture that is alien to him -- Richard Watts>b : expressive of affected, unwarranted, or exaggerated importance, worth, or stature <pretentious language> <pretentious houses>
2 : making demands on one's skill, ability, or means : AMBITIOUS <the pretentious daring of the Green Mountain Boys in crossing the lake -- Amer. Guide Series: Vt.>
synonym see SHOWY
- pre·ten·tious·ly adverb
- pre·ten·tious·ness noun

aww Taint, you like dictionaries, too? that's way rad!!
i just ordered some pizza. wanna come hang out and pet my cat, ladybug?
m'kay bye!

percyKittens
02-20-2006, 12:06 AM
hey- Fritters! i think fritters are really yummy! my stepmom used to make corn AND apple ones!! mmmmmmmmmm!!!! she's from south carolina.

hey what's up??!!!

AndersLevant
02-20-2006, 12:09 AM
Hey, guys, let's cut Kittens some slack. Apparently it came from a broken home.

fritter
02-20-2006, 12:19 AM
you means it's housebroken?!?!?!?! hahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhh

percyKittens
02-20-2006, 04:10 PM
Originally posted by fritter
you means it's housebroken?!?!?!?! hahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhh

yeah, dad had to teach me how to sit on the pot so that i could let out all of those yummy fritters! yeah!!

okay, later dudes!