A Million Little Pieces

[TomWopat]

I decided to read the book due to all the hoo-ha on the TV about it and, wow, what a mediocre book.

[Roddimus]

Dude, you actually expected an Oprah book club book to be good?

[5InchTaint]

That Tolstoy guy really blows too. In all fairness, the vast majority of the books she recommends are complete shit.

[heroin bob]

To my knowledge, she has never recommended a Vonnegut book, which means she is a dumb cunt.

[CptPlanet]

guys the only good book is fight club and we both know oprah couldn't handle that so her list thing is bullcrap i know it all when it comes to books so shut up

[Pali]

I like books with the end at the beginning and also at the end. How about you guys?

[Occupant]

Personally, I'm not satisfied unless at least 75% of the book is the end.

[J.B. Philooza]

Good rule of thumb: most Oprah books are either about overcoming stuff, or helping menopausal women embrace their defunct sex-boxes.

[TomWopat]

Fight Club was ... okay.

It's been awhile since I've read it, but I think I liked it.

I dunno. I find myself just reading more and more non-fiction.



...






Actually, I think I hate reading. Reading's for faggots.

[Roddimus]

Do you read McSweeney's? You should be reading McSweeney's. Why aren't you reading McSweeney's right now? Go out and buy a McSweeney's right now, then read it. Right now. McSweeney's.

[Brain Stew]

Originally posted by Roddimus
Do you read McSweeney's? You should be reading McSweeney's. Why aren't you reading McSweeney's right now? Go out and buy a McSweeney's right now, then read it. Right now. McSweeney's.
Anders is that you?

[AndersLevant]

No, sorry, Brain Stew, I think that was Roddimus.

But, Brain Stew, today's update on McSweeneys.net is particularly good. And not the least bit elitist, so you might even "get" it.

[Brain Stew]

Originally posted by AndersLevant's Lover
THE SECRET LANGUAGE OF SLEEP: A COUPLE'S GUIDE TO THE THIRTY-NINE POSITIONS.

How do you and your mate share a bed? Are you a "Big C, Little C"? Or more of a "Tree with Pinching Koala"? And what does the way you sleep say about the health of your relationship, the depth of your feelings, your chances of a future together? Bodies at rest provide valuable and also fascinating insight into our true desires and emotions. With full-color, detailed diagrams, easy-to-follow instructions, and in-depth historical analysis, The Secret Language of Sleep: A Couple's Guide to the Thirty-Nine Positions helps you interpret the signals your bodies send while intertwined in slumber. Starts by offering deeper understanding of old favorites such as "Paper Dolls" and "The Chain Gang," then invites couples to recreate more complex positions together, including "The Venn Trick" and even "Bread and Spread." Travel-sized for bed-side convenience. Ideal for intermediate sleepers, or novices in search of a challenge.

APRIL 2006, $16, 64 PAGES, HARDCOVER, ISBN: 1932416471
HOW IS THAT FUNNY?

You have to admit that Roddimus does a good impersonation of you and your illogical devotion to Tim McSweeny's reproductive organ, though.

[CptPlanet]

guys as much as i want to hate anders i am still glowing over the fact that zowie doesn't post here anymore.

[Brain Stew]

Originally posted by CptPlanet
porno
I saw this one were this dude came over this chick. hehe

[Roddimus]

Originally posted by nothreat
Waiting for Godot
Reading that play helped me overcome heavy handed existentialist symbolism. Thats gotta count for something.

[morgan morgan]

http://www.bobanddavid.com/david.asp?artId=191

[CaptainCanard]

Frey describes what happened on the Oprah Show:
My Friend Frey in a Million Little Pieces (http://www.captaincanard.com/blog/blogarchive.php)