HaleyJane
01-02-2011, 07:07 AM
Dear Abbey,
I have a huge problem, and I'm hoping you're the man to solve it...(besides my frozen vadge issue) lol...You see Ive' developed an abnormal celebrity fantasy that's really taking over my life and consuming my thoughts 24 hours a day!.I find myself mesmerized with his sing a longs while making out with his picture till the ink gets sticky... Jebus even my panties have his big purple face on the front...Idk wtf to do anymore?... Sometimes at work I catch myself daydreaming of distant lands far away solving moral issues and play ground crisis's while really using my imagination to do the dino dance with his bop-ah-tee-bob...If you smell what I'm steppin in. It's gotten so bad, the only time I wanna bone my boyfriend is when he's wearing a giant dinosaur costume...Oh Abbey...please tell me you have a solution for my pathetic problem...
Your truly,
Barneys New Bitch
I have a huge problem, and I'm hoping you're the man to solve it...(besides my frozen vadge issue) lol...You see Ive' developed an abnormal celebrity fantasy that's really taking over my life and consuming my thoughts 24 hours a day!.I find myself mesmerized with his sing a longs while making out with his picture till the ink gets sticky... Jebus even my panties have his big purple face on the front...Idk wtf to do anymore?... Sometimes at work I catch myself daydreaming of distant lands far away solving moral issues and play ground crisis's while really using my imagination to do the dino dance with his bop-ah-tee-bob...If you smell what I'm steppin in. It's gotten so bad, the only time I wanna bone my boyfriend is when he's wearing a giant dinosaur costume...Oh Abbey...please tell me you have a solution for my pathetic problem...
Your truly,
Barneys New Bitch