Writing Jokes?

[I'm Not Funny]

Without being G-A-Y, (which I am- but only for cookies and milk) can anyone give me an innovative way to write jokes.

Also, How can I tell if stand-up is for me.

Honestly, what color is my parchute?

[fritter]

with your butt crack and a quill pen

it is i can tell

rainbowy

[AndersLevant]

Fritter, go back to that other thread where you were being hilarious. I don't like this side of you.

[agent_PUNT]

is this a seriuos question? Or someone dicking around?

well here's the answer:

if you are interested in doing stand up. Find a place in your town that has "open mic" and sign up.

then go and try it.

[5InchTaint]

Originally posted by I'm Not Funny
Also, How can I tell if stand-up is for me.

Tie a very heavy rock to your legs and jump off a bridge. If you sink, standup is not for you. If you float, standup is for you but you're a witch and will be burnt at the stake and beheaded.

[I'm Not Funny]

I'm Really not Joking about the inquiry-- the tying a rope to myself to see if I drown thing was helpful. Thank you. Unfortunately, I am landlocked and paralyzed.


p.s. is new jersey as beautiful bon jovi makes it out to be?

[TomWopat]

Originally posted by I'm Not Funny
Unfortunately, I am landlocked and paralyzed.


That's hilarious! Use that!

[AndersLevant]

Hold it right there, friend. I'm not sure I like your attitude.

Oh, man! Who is that?

Nevermind who it is. Look at her tights!

That's precisely the attitude I'm talking about, friend.

Your tights--

My tights are none of your business. I'd appreciate it if you just kept them out of this.

He's right, though. Your tights--

Mention the tights one more time and I'll leave.

Why are you even here?

Who are you?

Your tights--

Goodbye.

[morgan morgan]

Why are you even here?

[Charlie Church]

Originally posted by I'm Not Funny
Without being G-A-Y, (which I am- but only for cookies and milk) can anyone give me an innovative way to write jokes.

Also, How can I tell if stand-up is for me.

Honestly, what color is my parchute?

Maybe you should consult with your cousin, "I'm Funny".

Ahahaha.. Haha....... lolol

[I'm Not Funny]

sunshine makes me smile- since god made sunshine, does this make god funny? also, do you guys get punished when you loose your house keys?

[ME!!!!]

Charlie church is back and better than ever!

[Kelsy]

Originally posted by I'm Not Funny
sunshine makes me smile- since god made sunshine, does this make god funny? also, do you guys get punished when you loose your house keys?

What in the fuck is going on in this thread?

[CptPlanet]

Originally posted by Kelsy
What in the fuck is going on in this thread?

yeah it fucking sucks

[fritter]

cptn please post that cartoon again where the sun kills everybody. that will make this thread instantly above average and we can forget any of this happened.

[CptPlanet]

Originally posted by fritter
cptn please post that cartoon again where the sun kills everybody. that will make this thread instantly above average and we can forget any of this happened.

no i want everyone to see what a fucking disgrace this thread is

[fritter]

if you don't do it i swear to god i will redeem this watery shitparade just to spite you.

[3v3+Z]

Originally posted by I'm Not Funny
sunshine makes me smile- since god made sunshine, does this make god funny?
If by "funny" you mean gay, then no. god doesn't fuck anybody. That's the sad truth. god loves you, but he won't put out.