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quartersmostly
11-04-2005, 05:52 PM
I thought this was funny, so i decided to bring it to show and tell.

http://www.gawker.com/news/david-cross/know-your-real-david-cross-from-your-fake-david-cross-135125.php
klaus_kinski
11-04-2005, 11:13 PM
Oh shitballs. I was sort of flirting with his girlfriend at the New Pornographers show. My low self-esteem forbids me from believing I could have actually ruined their relationship, but is it possible? Ladies, weigh in here.
teengirlsquad
11-05-2005, 10:30 PM
No.
teengirlsquad
11-05-2005, 10:38 PM
ladies of new york,

you are sluts. and also you all dress alike. two adorable qualities. Heres a little photo to put into your wallet. so you dont sleep with anyone who is not famous.
teengirlsquad
11-05-2005, 10:47 PM
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CptPlanet
11-05-2005, 11:20 PM
I AM DAVID CROSS
RizzleMcIzzle
11-05-2005, 11:27 PM
Originally posted by teengirlsquad
ladies of new york,

you are sluts. and also you all dress alike. two adorable qualities. Heres a little photo to put into your wallet. so you dont sleep with anyone who is not famous.

"Maneater is a New York song. Although it's written from the male point of view about a female, it's not about a particular girl. New York City is full of people who are biting and scratching and clawing their way to the top. The song is about people who use people."

- John Oates
pollypry
11-06-2005, 12:05 AM
I'd still hit it.
Kelsy
11-06-2005, 01:08 AM
Originally posted by pollypry
I'd still hit it.

I second that. (THE SEX PART)
Kelsy
11-06-2005, 01:10 AM
Originally posted by teengirlsquad
Heres a little photo to put into your wallet. so you dont sleep with anyone who is not famous.

It looks like a floating fat forearm holding up his sleeve.
I notice obvious stuff!
nothreat
11-06-2005, 10:13 AM
Originally posted by Kelsy
It looks like a floating fat forearm holding up his sleeve.


I was too busy trying to picture the body that forearm was attached to to notice that it appears there isn't one. So it's good that you pointed it out.
Brain Stew
11-06-2005, 12:10 PM
Originally posted by Kelsy
I second that. (THE SEX PART)
http://images.dvdtalk.com/images/smilies/naughty.gif
klaus_kinski
11-06-2005, 06:33 PM
Originally posted by teengirlsquad
No.

Thanks, stretch
VincentF'nGallo
11-06-2005, 07:32 PM
Originally posted by Kelsy
It looks like a floating fat forearm holding up his sleeve.
I notice obvious stuff!

Ooooh! slam!