Teddy McGargles
10-25-2005, 12:49 PM
Greetings all! This is Guestin' Atcha! the latest thread to take the internet world by storm. We got a ton of great guests lined up for you this week. Later on we'll be bringing out Larry Tonsils, Samantha Washington, "Funnybones", Dr. R. L. Fishington, "Professor Jokes", and "African" Seagrams Hennessay Washington (no relation! as Samantha will tell you!) plus a great line up of other hilarious guests, some rookies practicing their skills and a few surprises!
I'd like to take this time to thank you all for coming out and supporting Guestin' Atcha! We couldn't keep the scene alive without you folks! So tell your friends and keep your local Guestin' Atcha! scene alive. Recordings can be purchased after the show and we will have t-shirts, sweatshirts, baseball caps also some hilarious panties for the girls, or guys but I DON'T WANT TO KNOW ABOUT THAT HAHA! All that will be for sale after the show.
Now let's get this show started huh?! You all excitied?! Come on make some noise! Who's ready to have a good time!?
Anyone here new to the internet? Where you at? My wife is always telling me I spend TOO much time on the internet! Can you believe that?! I'm like "well maybe if you shaved your legs once in while I'd spend liess time on the internet and more time interyourlegs!" Haha But I love my wife, just the other day she says to me, "Honey could you help me carry these boxes to the trash?" and I said "Sure sweetie and maybe when we're out there we could throw out your MOTHER!" Haha. Huh guys aren't mother-in-laws just the PITS?! Ladies are looking pissed but we know it's true right guys?! Where are the married guys out there? Let's hear it! Antyone planning on getting married? DON'T! Haha! No no just kidding it's great! NO IT"S NOT! HAHA! Oh you guys aren't getting laid tonight for laughing at that one! Sorry guys! Haha! Hey don't blame me! I just tell it like it is!
Sorry ladies you all probably HATE me but I'm gonna let you in on a secret. See here's the thing with men, they only like two things in the world: eating and gettin' some. And we can eat with or without you! SORRY girls but that the truth, I'm just tellin' it like it is! Haha Oh I'm getting the guys here in trouble tonight but you gotta laugh at that one!
So what's the deal with this bin Ladin guy? You hate him or what?! I was telling my wife the other day 'Bin Ladin sounds like a gay name to me I sure wouldnt want to have BEEN LAD IN some guys butthole!' Huh!? Screw that guy am I right everyone?! Let's hear it for our troops out there really doing a great job fellas! Yeah! Come on give it up! Stay safe out there boys God bless you!
Okay well about time to get to the REAL entertainment! Don't worry I'll be back to 'tell it like it is!' later but for now lets get our first guest out here. This guy has been a featured guest on message boards like IMDB and Half Life 2 forum. You may have seen him on 'Chuckles Patrol' on eBaum's World. Let's hear it for Larry Tonsils!
I'd like to take this time to thank you all for coming out and supporting Guestin' Atcha! We couldn't keep the scene alive without you folks! So tell your friends and keep your local Guestin' Atcha! scene alive. Recordings can be purchased after the show and we will have t-shirts, sweatshirts, baseball caps also some hilarious panties for the girls, or guys but I DON'T WANT TO KNOW ABOUT THAT HAHA! All that will be for sale after the show.
Now let's get this show started huh?! You all excitied?! Come on make some noise! Who's ready to have a good time!?
Anyone here new to the internet? Where you at? My wife is always telling me I spend TOO much time on the internet! Can you believe that?! I'm like "well maybe if you shaved your legs once in while I'd spend liess time on the internet and more time interyourlegs!" Haha But I love my wife, just the other day she says to me, "Honey could you help me carry these boxes to the trash?" and I said "Sure sweetie and maybe when we're out there we could throw out your MOTHER!" Haha. Huh guys aren't mother-in-laws just the PITS?! Ladies are looking pissed but we know it's true right guys?! Where are the married guys out there? Let's hear it! Antyone planning on getting married? DON'T! Haha! No no just kidding it's great! NO IT"S NOT! HAHA! Oh you guys aren't getting laid tonight for laughing at that one! Sorry guys! Haha! Hey don't blame me! I just tell it like it is!
Sorry ladies you all probably HATE me but I'm gonna let you in on a secret. See here's the thing with men, they only like two things in the world: eating and gettin' some. And we can eat with or without you! SORRY girls but that the truth, I'm just tellin' it like it is! Haha Oh I'm getting the guys here in trouble tonight but you gotta laugh at that one!
So what's the deal with this bin Ladin guy? You hate him or what?! I was telling my wife the other day 'Bin Ladin sounds like a gay name to me I sure wouldnt want to have BEEN LAD IN some guys butthole!' Huh!? Screw that guy am I right everyone?! Let's hear it for our troops out there really doing a great job fellas! Yeah! Come on give it up! Stay safe out there boys God bless you!
Okay well about time to get to the REAL entertainment! Don't worry I'll be back to 'tell it like it is!' later but for now lets get our first guest out here. This guy has been a featured guest on message boards like IMDB and Half Life 2 forum. You may have seen him on 'Chuckles Patrol' on eBaum's World. Let's hear it for Larry Tonsils!