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agent_PUNT
10-18-2005, 07:53 PM
www.godspottery.com

http://www.godspottery.com/images/GodsPotteryWithPhoto.jpg
Kelsy
10-18-2005, 09:54 PM
"Like all of God's creatures, our website is currently under construction"


haaaaaaaaaaa
NaturesOnions
10-18-2005, 11:30 PM
WOW.

"Remember: it takes just a sip of Eucharist blood to get stupid drunk on Christ!"

If they want to reach out to kids they should have put "stupid crunk on Christ".
Rabot
10-19-2005, 01:52 AM
"Jeremiah Smallchild and Gideon Lamb"

Hands down best stage names ever.
klaus_kinski
10-19-2005, 02:47 PM
Originally posted by Rabot


Hands down best stage names ever.

Stage names? Are you implying these guys are parody?
5InchTaint
10-19-2005, 03:54 PM
Edited.
agent_PUNT
10-19-2005, 04:31 PM
you shoud check them out Taint. they play all over New York city.
5InchTaint
10-19-2005, 04:38 PM
Edited.
Rabot
10-19-2005, 05:11 PM
Originally posted by klaus_kinski
Stage names? Are you implying these guys are parody?

No, they use these names to:

A) Protect thier identities, mostly from the hords of 14 year old gropies who want to lay with them in the garden of eaden.

B) They sound more god-friedly than thier real jewish ones.
agent_PUNT
10-19-2005, 05:42 PM
Originally posted by Rabot
No, they use these names to:

A) Protect thier identities, mostly from the hords of 14 year old gropies who want to lay with them in the garden of eaden.

B) They sound more god-friedly than thier real jewish ones.

haha

ps. why did you spell Eden "eaden"? I don't get that joke.
Rabot
10-19-2005, 06:51 PM
The joke is i suck at spelling.
NaturesOnions
10-19-2005, 11:37 PM
These guys followed me home from school one day all the while singing god songs to me. It was really creepy. I tried to run but they ran after me, still playing. They followed me all the way home and my dumb old mom invited them in for dinner. AWKWARD.


Picture the business man from the Kids in the Hall sketch.



TAXI!!!
The Cool Guest
10-21-2005, 04:19 AM
The guy in the blue shirt looks like the gayest person who ever existed in history of people right now in the whole wide world. Oh crap, I think I'm gay now. Looking at that blue shirted tooty fruitty bible beater just made me gay and now i wanna *beep* that guy in the *beep*
agent_PUNT
10-21-2005, 02:48 PM
I assume their set from will be on the Invite Them Up DVD. Coming soon (Dec? Was it?)

Their set really killed that night. Man I can't wait for that DVD.

Comedy Snob: Were you there that night? yes you were?
klaus_kinski
10-21-2005, 05:57 PM
Someone's gotta photoshop that picture to something smaller. Those guys did indeed blow my mind at Invite the Up, but I fear seeing such an enormous picture of them everytime I am here may make me hate them
NaturesOnions
10-21-2005, 07:08 PM
Am I out of the loop or is this a joke?
Brain Stew
10-21-2005, 09:30 PM
Damn, could someone shrink this image? I am tired of seeing it screw up the main pages' design.
agent_PUNT
10-21-2005, 09:52 PM
i put up a smaller photo.
klaus_kinski
10-22-2005, 12:11 AM
Originally posted by agent_PUNT
i put up a smaller photo.

I didn't see a picture of your penis up there


Seriously though, to anyone who hasn't seen God's Pottery... they had me on the fucking floor. Probably the best parody act I have seen in years. From the creepy smiles on their faces to the TEVAs with socks, God's Pottery fucking nailed it.
NaturesOnions
10-22-2005, 12:14 AM
So they are a joke then? Wow. I was scared for a second.
agent_PUNT
10-22-2005, 02:29 PM
Originally posted by NaturesOnions
So they are a joke then? Wow. I was scared for a second.

yeah, they are that good.
5InchTaint
10-23-2005, 02:43 AM
Edited.