The greatest movie ever...

[Brain Stew]

SNAKES ON A PLANE

Plot Outline: On board a flight over the Pacific Ocean, an assassin, bent on killing a passenger who's a witness in protective custody, let loose a crate full of deadly snakes.

Starring: Samuel L. Jackson

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0417148/

I can't wait.

[Kelsy]

It would be a different situation if it was made for the sci-fi channel. But, damn.

[CptPlanet]

This is one of those movies where the director is just chewing his fucking nails and going "What have I done?" because he know he's going to become a laughing stock and the movie is going to fail miserably but enough resources have already been committed to it that there's no way it can be stopped.

[agent_PUNT]

Samuel L. Jackson said he'd only be in the movie if they called it "Snakes on a Plane"

true story. he said it on Letterman? or Leno or one of those.

[Rabot]

Samuel what are you doing?! This does not live up to the formula 51 legacy!

[Dart Shitter]

what's with all the plane movies? Has the exact amount of time passed since 9/11 that Hollywood needs to pump out the stack load of shitty scripts involving planes to meet our need for "heightened" drama?

Studio executives are precious, and god, and the bible, RARRRRRRRRRR!!!!!


everybody's dead...

[3v3+Z]

Originally posted by Brain Stew
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0417148/
They list it as "Horror / Thriller / Action", but it's gotta be a comedy. Kenan "Ivory" Thompson and David "Alan" Koechner are in it. If I'm not mistaken, this is the first time they've worked together since their band broke up. Like my man said, "you can tear a building down, but you can't erase a memory". And I think we'd all have to agree, that statement has never been more true than it is today. And it probably never will be.

[J vs W]

Kenan "Ivory" Thompson and David "Alan" Koechner

This made me L out L!

Blacks

[Brain Stew]

Check out these sweet pics from the set guys...

http://www.blackfilm.com/i3/movies/s/snakesonaplane/004_l.jpg
http://www.blackfilm.com/i3/movies/s/snakesonaplane/002_l.jpg
http://www.blackfilm.com/i3/movies/s/snakesonaplane/003_l.jpg
http://www.blackfilm.com/i3/movies/s/snakesonaplane/005_l.jpg
http://www.blackfilm.com/i3/movies/s/snakesonaplane/006_l.jpg

[Rabot]

I think Samuel is gonna tazer those snakes...

Now my theory is this futre box-office smash is an ingenious allegory for the 9/11 hijackings. The Bush administration gives it a thumbs up for scarig people on planes even more than they already where.

[Roddimus]

Samuel Jackson apparently fought tooth and nail to keep the title of the film "Snakes on a Plane" when the studio wanted to change it to "Pacific Air 121."
I respect his cause.

http://www.defamer.com/hollywood/samuel-l-jackson/dudesnakes-on-a-plane-117687.php

Beaks: One of those films that you’re working on right now is… well, it’s called Pacific Air 121—
Jackson: Snakes on a Plane, man!
Beaks: Exactly.
Jackson: We’re totally changing that back. That’s the only reason I took the job: I read the title.
Beaks: Snakes on a Plane! That’s everything!
Jackson: You either want to see that, or you don’t.

[fritter]

HEY STYLISH POTSMOKER CHARACTER THE CONGOLESE BLUE SNAKE IS CONSTRICTING THAT WOMAN BREAK OUT OF YOUR HAZE AND DO SOMETHING!!!!!!

[Black Comedian]

http://www.blackfilm.com/i3/movies/s/snakesonaplane/004_l.jpg

See, you can tell this movie is full of brothers! Check out my man Kenan: he's all like "Shiiiit, I didn't ask snakes!" all wiping them off his arm and shit!

And that brother behind him? He looks like he just found out they cancelled the Wayans Brothers show! Relax, it's still on the WB in reruns!

[Willard Scott]

Hey, I've got a snake IN MY PANTS!! Seriously, somebody help me over here! I don't want it to bite my penis!

[5InchTaint]

Man, I'm gonna have a really hard time selling "Spiders on a Cable Car" if this movie doesn't do well.

[Rabot]

Perfect if you call it a gondola.

[TomWopat]

This better be based on that SNL skit.

[agent_PUNT]

Originally posted by 5InchTaint
Man, I'm gonna have a really hard time selling "Spiders on a Cable Car" if this movie doesn't do well.

HAHAHHAHA!!!

post of the week right there. Well done.

[NaturesOnions]

I concur.

[heroin bob]

I'm surprised not one of the local anti-semites on this board has posted a variation on 'Jews In An Oven'.

Whoops.

[pollypry]

trailer hasn't been posted before? wow.

what i SAID (http://www.primotechnology.com/hosted/alex/snakes.htm)

[DoctorDelicious]

They let black people on snake-planes now?

[Tommy]

Originally posted by DoctorDelicious
They let black people on snake-planes now? Post of the day (albeit, I was still laughing at Taint's post when I read this).

[pollypry]

"I've had it with these snakes."

"I'm so tired of these Star Wars."

"I just can't wait to get Out of Africa."

[Protester]

"Mmm, mmm! Drink up bitch."

[Brain Stew]

Originally posted by pollypry
"I've had it with these snakes."

"I'm so tired of these Star Wars."

"I just can't wait to get Out of Africa."
Sam Jackson is the next Ian Roberts :eek:!

[5InchTaint]

I really hope there's a scene with an old Irish guy who sees the snakes and says, "St. Patrick's Ghost"! I don't know why; I just do. I do believe that there will be a reference to one of the black guys penises with the snakes though.

[pollypry]

It was Matt Walsh you silly!

[Brain Stew]

D'oh!

[f u]

your both wrong, it was amy poehler

[scotch-romanian]

spiders on a cable car... still priceless.

[Protester]

Thanks to scotch-romanian and Pollypry for bumping.
I'd never see that spiders on a cablecar pic.

Now I must steal said picture.

[5InchTaint]

I'll sue you.

[Tommy]

Taint -- with your permission, I'd like to make this parody trailer on the Rooservelt Island Tram.

[Protester]

Originally posted by Tommy
Taint -- with your permission, I'd like to make this parody trailer on the Rooservelt Island Tram.

[5InchTaint]

You'll need to bring back the permission slip signed by both of your parents.

[AndersLevant]

Taint, holy cow, I've never noticed until now that your avatar has two mouths.

[Protester]

AndersLevant, holy cow I've never noticed your avatar had double chins.

[Tommy]

http://www.latimes.com/media/photo/2006-03/22644572.jpg

[Tommy]

www.waveny.com/treebeard/spiderscablecar.mp4

DONE!

[DoctorDelicious]

http://oneworldtogo.ytmnd.com/

[Brain Stew]

Since this movie has morphed into a trendy Internet phenomena, I have reconsidered and decided this is all dumb.

[DoctorDelicious]

Strangely enough, at 2762 posts, one becomes mainstream, and therefore a sellout. Why cant you get back to your roots, Brain Stew?

[ME!!!!]

I blame Samuel L Jackson. The fact is that if they had changed the name to whatever it was this would still be a treasure trove of comedy and not self parodying(??) meme.

[notime4sanity]

Originally posted by 5InchTaint
Man, I'm gonna have a really hard time selling "Spiders on a Cable Car" if this movie doesn't do well.

Bwa ha ha ha! Nicely photo shopped.

I guess Crabs in my Underwear probably won't be the summer blockbuster that people predicted either.

[ME!!!!]

Originally posted by notime4sanity
Bwa ha ha ha! Nicely photo shopped.

I guess Black Man In A Nice Car probably won't be the summer blockbuster that people predicted either.

Fixed for funny!

[DoctorDelicious]

Originally posted by ME!!!!
Black Man in a Nascar

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[Roddimus]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffWuz1omuoQ

fuck the endlessly photoshoped internet dorkery surrounding this flick. i wanted to see it when i first heard about it, and i REALLY want to see it now.
who's going this weekend?

[Treebeard]

i saw it last night and it was really, really great.

[RizzleMcIzzle]

I had fun seeing it. It's worth seeing in a movie theater full of people who are all reacting to the film differently. My audience had:

- a guy who threw something at the screen and got kicked out
- a cheering crowd when the guy got kicked out
- a guy who tried to be funny by saying something every 5 seconds, but failed miserably
- a crowd who strongly disliked that guy and let him know it
- more cheering whenever Jackson said or did something badass
- laughter whenever people died or ridiculous shit happened (plenty of that)
- plenty of people counting down to when the snakes were released
- a funny group of people around me who riffed the film pretty well when it wasn't being funny enough itself
- people dedicated enough to stick around to the very end, credits and all
- and other things