My Letter To Too Late with Adam Carolla

[Tommy]

[I just e-mailed this]

Did you win some kind of contest to get your own show on Comedy Central? It wouldn't say much for the network if they gave you your own nightly show if they claim they based it on your talent (I've watched and I can't find any).

Seriously Adam, go back to being the guy who says something funny, sometimes, on a nightly radio show that the number one market won't air.

With Steve-O as your guest, now more people saw clips on the internet of what a zilch you are. Have you ever asked yourself how many people watched that clip and thought to themselves, "Ray Romano has a talk show now?" Seriously, see a speech therapist and write for a magazine or something so nobody has to hear or see you.

I also realize that it's not because your show is on live, late-night that you don't have an audience -- it's the fact that if you have an audience and nobody laughs, it makes you look bad. At least the way you have it now, the people that you pay throw out a forced chuckle to symbolize something is funny to the viewer.

To summerize what I'm saying: You stink.

[CptPlanet]

well that was hardly necessary!

[Soma]

Tommy, That's not very smart. Now he's not going to buy things from your store.

[HilaryPancakes]

i think Adam Carolla can be funny but that show stinks. It's like he's out there flopping everynight. He's funny but doesn't know when to pull back with a joke he just rides stuff way too long.

Steve-O is a bigger douche though. Like all the fucking jar head high school kids that made him popular...

[CptPlanet]

Originally posted by HilaryPancakes
i think Adam Carolla can be funny but that show stinks. It's like he's out there flopping everynight. He's funny but doesn't know when to pull back with a joke he just rides stuff way too long.

Steve-O is a bigger douche though. Like all the fucking jar head high school kids that made him popular...

yeah adam is great on loveline and alright on the man show but jesus he is a fish out of water on this show. also steve-o can be funny but i bet he's a huge cockface in real life. i didn't see the episode in question though so maybe i'll just shut my fat mouth before it gets me in trouble again.

[3v3+Z]

Well, I guess you showed him, huh Tommy.

[Pali]

I just saw that clip of Steve-O on ifilm. It was just pathetic, really.

[Kelsy]

Don't you just want to hit him(steve-o)? Like I know that his "thing" is getting hurt, but that doesn't do it for me. I want to be the one hurting him.

[Kelsy]

Originally posted by Tommy


Seriously, see a speech therapist and write for a magazine or something so nobody has to hear or see you.

TOMMY! That was mean! Not everyone can talk purty

I also realize that it's not because your show is on live, late-night that you don't have an audience -- it's the fact that if you have an audience and nobody laughs, it makes you look bad.

Soooo he does have an audience?? 'Cause when David was on, it was so awkard with nobody laughing. If he does have an audience, they're stupid.

[J vs W]

He doesn't have an audience... anymore at least. He got rid of them when he stopped carring about the show.

[5InchTaint]

He did have a live studio audience but they wouldn't laugh. If people who want to see your show enough to get tickets and go aren't laughing, you're in trouble. Oh yeah, I like Steve-O so fuck all you other people.

[Tommy]

As I sit here, replying to this topic, it's burning while I pee.

I guess it's karma.

[CptPlanet]

Originally posted by Tommy
As I sit here, replying to this topic, it's burning while I pee.

I guess it's karma.

it's hard to type and pee at the same time so if you can do that you've got a leg up on most people

[RizzleMcIzzle]

I suppose this isn't the best time to tell you guys how excited I am about the Adam Carolla Project. :(

[Tommy]

To explain how I was peeing:

I was sitting, taking a dump. As I was pushing that out, a little tinkle came out, and it was burning. My laptop was on my lap, and I was replying to this thread at that moment.

Thanks for taking a look into my daily life.

[5InchTaint]

Originally posted by Tommy
I was sitting, taking a dump. As I was pushing that out, a little tinkle came out, and it was burning. My laptop was on my lap, and I was replying to this thread at that moment.
That makes me want to throw up.

{insert 'shitty' pun joke here}

[5InchTaint]

Originally posted by RizzleMcIzzle
I suppose this isn't the best time to tell you guys how excited I am about the Adam Carolla Project. :(
I'm actually looking forward to that more than anything he's done in the past couple years. Yes, I am a sad little man.

[fritter]

the problem is he is a reactionary comic. he does not do well when faced with the prospect of initiating. that is why he is hilarious and yet not downright funny. i just talked to my mom for three hours.

[cptDOUCHEFACE]

Originally posted by fritter
the problem is he is a reactionary comic. he does not do well when faced with the prospect of initiating. that is why he is hilarious and yet not downright funny. i just talked to my mom for three hours.

the same can be said abuot ur mom, FACE!!!

jessus christ u fucken suck

[CptPlanet]

your gimmick is hilarious just look at how you're getting under everyone's skin

[TomWopat]

Originally posted by CptPlanet
your gimmick is hilarious just look at how you're getting under everyone's skin

I was never good at making fake accounts, anyhow.

[Stabby]

The secret to a good gimick account is to actually take the time and register it. It gives it that personalized touch. But also it's important to make them as one dimensional as possible, remember they are a GIMMICK acocunt. Think of Treebird's "Sandy", Steve's "Willard Scott," my own "Bean Silly" or the real life Jimmy Fallon.

[5InchTaint]

Treebeard was 'Sandy'? Now I hate Treebeard.

[tjamick]

Was there ever any doubt that he was Sandy?

[5InchTaint]

I don't remember but I forgot and now that I know I'll remember to never forget again!!!

[Skinny]

www.thatvideosite.com has the steve-o clip if people want to check it out. I noticed they spelled Carolla wrong in the clip title.

[agent_PUNT]

i saw it, it's lame. What's next.